Name: 川普重擊委內瑞拉石油！下一個目標是格陵蘭？｜每日秀 (Trump Puts the Squeeze on Venezuela's Oil & Eyes Greenland as Next Target | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2026-01-19T00:39:54.000Z
Duration: 9 min 43 s

Been five days since America invaded Venezuela, arrested its president and seized control of the country.

美國入侵委內瑞拉、逮捕總統並控制該國，到現在已經五天了。

而現在，真正的工程才要開始。

The bottom line is we now have freedom in Venezuela.

總之，我們現在在委內瑞拉擁有了自由。

I have so many Venezuelan friends, they are crying tears of joy.

我有很多委內瑞拉朋友，他們都喜極而泣。

This is their first real opportunity to experience democracy and freedom.

這是他們第一次真正體驗民主和自由的機會。

聽著，大家聞到了空氣中的自由氣息。

That's right, Trump is stinking up the joint with freedom.

沒錯，川普正用自由的氣息「薰」滿這裡。

It's just crop dusting our hemisphere of democracy.

這就像是在我們這個民主的半球裡「噴灑農藥」一樣。

Finally, the Venezuelan people are in charge of their own destiny.

終於，委內瑞拉人民可以掌握自己的命運了。

Lets see exactly what kind of freedom they have won.

讓我們來看看他們究竟贏得了什麼樣的自由。

President Donald Trump announced that Venezuela will be giving the US 30 to 50 million barrels of oil to be sold.

美國總統唐納·川普宣佈，委內瑞拉將提供美國三千萬到五千萬桶石油進行銷售。

This oil will be sold at its market price and that money will be controlled by me as President of the United States of America.

這些石油將以市場價格出售，而這些錢將由我，美利堅合眾國總統來掌控。

Okay, okay, look, say what you want about his corruption, at least Trump is hands on with it.

好啦好啦，聽著，你儘管說他有多腐敗，但至少川普對這些事是親力親為的。

Dick Cheney had to funnel it through Halliburton or whatever, but

迪克·錢尼得透過 Halliburton 之類的管道處理，但

Donald Trump is like, yo, just give me the oil, I'll open a gas pump outside the Oval Office.

川普就說，嘿，把石油給我，我會在橢圓辦公室外面開個加油機。

So, yes, Venezuela has agreed to hand over approximately $2 billion worth of oil to the United States out of the goodness of their hearts and because we are mugging them, which seems harsh, but

所以，是的，委內瑞拉出於好意，而且因為我們正在搶劫他們，同意將價值約 20 億美元的石油交給美國，這聽起來有點嚴厲，但

A little bit of oil money for President Trump is a small price to pay for illegally kidnapping the president.

川普總統能拿到一點石油錢，相較於非法綁架總統，這根本是小事一樁。

And now that this payoff is taken care of, America will get out of your hair.

現在這筆賄賂也處理好了，美國就不會再煩你了。

The US now imposing a military blockade on its oil exports, using it as leverage to get Venezuela to give in to the Trump administration's demands.

美國現在對委內瑞拉實施軍事封鎖，並以此作為籌碼，迫使委內瑞拉屈服於川普政府的要求。

The US has conveyed to the interim leader of Venezuela that she must agree to partner exclusively with the US on oil production and kick out officials from China, Russia, Iran and Cuba, severing all economic ties with those countries.

美國已告知委內瑞拉的臨時領導人，她必須同意與美國獨家合作石油生產，並驅逐中國、俄羅斯、伊朗和古巴的官員，斷絕與這些國家的所有經濟往來。

I think we all know what's going on here.

我想我們都知道發生了什麼事。

Ladies, when your new boyfriend forces you to cut ties with all of your friends, he's a keeper.

各位，當你的新男友強迫你斷絕和所有朋友的關係時，他就是那個對的人。

Sorry, it kind of feels like Trump wants to be the new dictator of Venezuela.

抱歉，感覺川普有點想當委內瑞拉的新獨裁者。

We obviously have maximum leverage over the interim authorities.

我們對臨時當局顯然有最大的籌碼。

Their decisions are going to continue to be dictated by the United States of America.

他們的決定將繼續由美利堅合眾國來決定。

Okay, look, I know how that sounds, but just because you dictate doesn't make you a dictator, okay?

好的，聽著，我知道聽起來怎麼樣，但你只是發號施令不代表你就是獨裁者，好嗎？

Dictators, they live in Like a gold palace or something.

獨裁者，他們住在那種金碧輝煌的宮殿裡。

And to any Venezuelans looking for advice on how to get rid of Donald Trump, we have no idea.

然後，對於任何想知道如何擺脫唐納·川普的委內瑞拉人，我們完全不知道。

But I can tell you one thing that doesn't work.

但我可以告訴你一件事是沒用的。

But if you're not join a country in the area, and

但如果你沒有加入該地區的國家，而且

this sounds like a good deal, well, good news.

這聽起來是個不錯的交易，那好消息是。

Democracy is coming back to this hemisphere.

Okay, first of all, congratulations to this guy on surviving the Ark of the Covenant.

好的，首先，恭喜這位仁兄成功逃過約櫃的追殺。

And second, look, okay, the world is a messed up place.

第二，聽著，好吧，這個世界就是這麼亂。

If an oil rampage is what it takes to spread democracy, maybe that's what it takes.

如果 spread democracy 需要石油橫衝直撞，那或許這就是必要的。

So which of these tyrannical dictatorships are we going after next?

所以，接下來我們要對付哪個暴君獨裁政權？

President Trump and his team are also targeting a northern ally of the US with new threats to take over Greenland.

川普總統和他的團隊也鎖定了美國的一個北方盟友，威脅要接管格陵蘭。

Because the only thing we hate more than a brutal authoritarian regime is whatever the complete opposite of that is.

因為我們最討厭的除了殘暴的獨裁政權，就是跟它完全相反的東西了。

That's just one little hitch with invading Greenland.

這只是入侵格陵蘭的一個小麻煩。

Denmark, which controls the independent territory, is a close NATO ally.

而控制這個獨立領土的丹麥，是北約的緊密盟友。

The Danish Prime Minister has said a US Attack on NATO territory would effectively end the alliance, which has never seen one member attack another.

丹麥總理表示，美國攻擊北約領土將會終結這個從未有過成員國攻擊另一成員國的聯盟。

好吧，這表示他們不會預料到。

好吧，重點是我們需要格陵蘭。

For their freedom or their oil or for national defense.

是為了他們的自由、石油，還是國防。

Look, I don't remember what excuse for using, but okay, this congressman, he'll explain.

你看，我不記得當時用了什麼藉口，但好吧，這位國會議員，他會解釋的。

It's important that we have a stake in Greenland.

我們在格陵蘭有股份，這很重要。

When you look at the Western hemisphere, we are the dominant predator, quite frankly, in the Western hemisphere.

坦白說，當你看看西半球，我們就是西半球的主導掠食者。

Trump is the dominant predator in the Western Hemisphere.

At least now that Jeffrey Epstein is dead.

至少現在傑佛瑞·艾普斯坦已經死了。

For more on America's plans in Venezuela, we go live to Caracas with Michael Kosta.

想知道更多美國在委內瑞拉的計畫，我們連線到加拉加斯，請 Michael Kosta。

What America is doing here is legitimate international business.

美國在這裡做的是合法的國際商業。

Trump is simply offering Venezuela protection from dictators and foreign enemies, and

川普只是提供委內瑞拉免於獨裁者和外敵的保護，

in exchange, they give him money for that protection.

然後，他們會付錢給他來換取這種保護。

This is just Venezuela tucking an envelope of cash into Donald Trump's pocket every week.

這只是委內瑞拉每週塞一包現金給唐納川普。

Because it would be a real shame if they forgot to pay and their economy blew up when it turned on its car.

因為如果他們忘了付錢，他們的經濟在發動汽車時就會爆炸，那可就糟了。

Okay, everything you're describing is what the mob does.

好的，你描述的一切都是黑手黨會做的事。

You're even dressed like you're in the mobile.

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