Name: 馬克漢米爾接受 Colbert 的「真心話大考驗」！ (Mark Hamill Takes The Colbert Questionert)
Uploaded: 2026-01-16T17:40:09.000Z
Duration: 10 min 20 s

This is one of the stars of the life of Chuck, Mark Hamill and Corvette Summer.

這是《星際大戰》、查克的生活、馬克·哈米爾和《 Corvette Summer》的明星之一。

You know, I have always enjoyed talking to you every time we've had a chance to be together.

每次有機會在一起，我都很喜歡跟你哈拉。

I love hearing your stories and knowing more about you.

我很喜歡聽你的故事，也更瞭解你。

But even the best interview with a guest can't always get to who the essence of that person is.

不過，即使是最好的訪談，有時候也無法真正觸及一個人最核心的部分。

So we here at the Late show of coming up with something that future historians will call the Colbert questionnaire.

所以我們《The Late Show》想出一個東西，未來的歷史學家可能會稱之為 Colbert questionnaire。

And the Colbert questionnaire is like, 13, 14 questions here that penetrate straight to the soul of someone, reveal them fully to the world and to the audience.

而 Colbert questionnaire 就像是這裡的 13、14 個問題，能直擊靈魂，讓全世界和觀眾更認識你。

Mark Hamill，什麼是最好的三明治？

Ooh, albacore, white tuna on toasted rye.

喔，albacore，white tuna 夾 toasted rye。

What was your first concert that you attended?

你第一次去聽演唱會是什麼時候？

My first concert I ever attended was the Rolling Stones.

我第一次去聽演唱會是看 Rolling Stones。

I'm going to go with oranges because you get the fruit and you get a drink.

我會選橘子，因為你可以吃到水果，又可以喝到果汁。

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

Oh, when I was about 9 or 10, my father ran the PX, and

喔，我大概九歲十歲的時候，我爸爸在經營 PX，

he met with Boris Selwyn, who was a jewelry dealer at the Bistro in Los Angeles.

然後他遇到了 Boris Selwyn，他是在洛杉磯的 Bistro 的一位珠寶商。

And he said to me, you know who's sitting right over there?

然後他就跟我說，你知道坐在那邊是誰嗎？

I looked around, I said, that's not Groucho Marx.

我看了看，我說，那不是 Groucho Marx。

I was a huge Groucho fan, but obviously he wasn't wearing this mustache and all that.

我是 Groucho 的超級粉絲，但很明顯他當時沒有留著這個鬍子什麼的。

He said, no, that is Boris said, believe me, that is him.

他說，不，那是 Boris 說的，相信我，那就是他。

So it wasn't my idea, but I went over there, and

所以那不是我的主意，但我還是走過去，

I had a Bistro matchbook cover, and I said, I almost couldn't talk.

我拿著一個 Bistro 的火柴盒，我說，我幾乎說不出話來。

好吧，這對你來說是一次失誤。

One more strike and you're out of the ball game.

Well, don't worry, you'll have one by the time you're my age.

好吧，別擔心，等你到我這個年紀就會有了。

That's the greatest Groucho story I've ever heard.

這是我聽過最棒的 Groucho 故事了。

My dad said later when I was walking over his table, Boris lived, like, down the street from him in Beverly Hills.

我爸後來跟我說，當我走過他桌子時，Boris 就住在 Beverly Hills 他家街尾。

And he did this towards me, you know, like, give him the business.

他就這樣對我，你知道嗎，像是，給他點顏色瞧瞧。

不過說真的，那不是我想出來的。

I mean, I love people, but that wouldn't be something that would occur to me.

我是說，我愛大家，但這真的不會是我會想到的事。

I haven't seen it in years, but of course I have it somewhere.

我好多年沒看到了，但當然，我一定還留著。

And then you played the Groucho part in Room Service on Broadway.

然後你在百老匯的《Room Service》裡演了 Groucho 的角色。

Because I was a college student, I couldn't afford tickets.

You know, I think I've heard that before.

你知道嗎，我想我好像聽過這個故事。

你覺得我們死掉之後會怎麼樣？

Gee, I'd like to think that we're all floating up in the clouds playing harps, but

唉呀，我希望我們都能飄在雲上彈豎琴，但是

我擔心我們只是變成蟲子的食物。

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馬克漢米爾接受 Colbert 的「真心話大考驗」！ (Mark Hamill Takes The Colbert Questionert)

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