Name: 吉米 Kimmel 挑戰 Colbert 的考驗！ (Jimmy Kimmel Takes The Colbert Questionert)
Uploaded: 2026-01-13T17:08:01.000Z
Duration: 8 min 58 s

Welcome back to the Late show already in progress.

歡迎回到「今晚脫口秀」，節目已經開始囉。

I'm here with the one, the only, Mr. Jimmy Kimmel.

我身邊這位，就是獨一無二的吉米 Kimmel。

You know, Jimmy, I've known you for over 20 years.

Jimmy，你知道嗎，我們認識超過二十年了。

Well, you know, I'm man enough to admit it.

嗯，你知道的，我夠男人承認這件事。

你知道的，男人懂男人喜歡什麼。

As intimate as we've been over the years, I just always feel like there's another level to know someone.

雖然我們這些年來感情這麼好，但我總覺得還有另一個層次可以更瞭解一個人。

And so what we have done here at the Late show, we've come up with the Colbert questionnaire, which is a series.

所以我們在《The Late Show》這裡做了一件事，我們設計了 Colbert questionnaire，這是一系列。

Series of ergonomic, aerodynamic, hydrodynamic questions that penetrate straight to the heart of a person and reveal them to the world.

一系列關於人體工學、空氣動力學、流體力學的問題，能直搗人心，將一個人展現給全世界。

And I'm just wondering whether you have the courage to take the Colbert questionnaire.

我只是好奇你敢不敢接受 Colbert questionnaire。

If I have to tap out halfway, forgive me.

如果我中途要 tap out，請原諒我。

So when I was in high school, I worked at a pizza place in Las Vegas called Figaros.

所以，我高中的時候，在拉斯維加斯一家叫 Figaros 的 pizza place 打工。

And on Tuesdays and Thursdays, he made bread, and he'd cook all night.

他星期二和星期四會做麵包，然後整晚都在烤。

And so on Wednesdays and Fridays, when I'd come in to work in the morning, there was this hot, fresh bread.

所以到了星期三和星期五早上我來上班時，就有熱騰騰剛出爐的麵包。

I would put cold roast beef, Italian dressing, lettuce and tomato inside, and, oh, and

然後夾進冰涼的 roast beef、Italian dressing、生菜和番茄，還有，喔，

a little provolone, which I'd melt in the oven a little bit.

一點點 provolone，我會稍微在烤箱裡融化它。

it's still in my mind the best sandwich I've ever had.

這在我腦海裡仍然是我吃過最棒的三明治。

Thank you for the time you took to describe that.

你第一次參加的 concert 是什麼？

My best friend Cleto, his dad was Sammy's room service butler, and

我最好的朋友 Cleto，他的爸爸是 Sammy 的 room service butler，

Not only did we see Sammy Davis, Jr. We went and hung out in his dressing room afterwards.

我們不只看了 Sammy Davis, Jr.，我們還去了他的 dressing room 和他一起玩。

I was sitting on Sammy's couch, and there was a big, big bowl of potato chips, and

我坐在 Sammy 的沙發上，旁邊有一大碗的 potato chips，

I didn't know if it was okay to eat his potato chips, even though I wanted them very much.

我不知道能不能吃他的 potato chips，雖然我真的很想吃。

對你來說，最可怕的動物是什麼？

Because we know they kill more people than sharks and bears and all that stuff.

因為我們知道牠們殺死的人比鯊魚、熊還有其他那些東西加起來還多。

And I'm one of those people that they swarm on.

我就是那種會被牠們盯上的類型。

I don't know what it is about me, but they love me.

我不知道為什麼，但牠們超愛我。

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

I asked Steve Garvey, my favorite baseball player, for his autograph.

我跟我的最愛的棒球選手 Steve Garvey 要過簽名。

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