Name: 老婆失蹤大危機：老公越找越荒唐！Netflix 偽紀錄片爆笑版 (Missing Wives Docuseries - SNL)
Uploaded: 2025-11-06T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 3 min 18 s

The true story of three men whose wives mysteriously vanished.

三名男子的老婆離奇消失的真實故事。

她剛剛還在，然後──噗──沒了。

We've received a call about a missing woman on Jordan Road.

我們接到一起 Jordan 路的女子失蹤報案。

With never before seen interviews with the women themselves.

I was literally in the bathroom, dumping, if you must know.

我當時真的就在廁所大便，如果你一定要知道的話。

Whoever took her left a bunch of cryptic notes.

帶走她的人留下了一堆詭異的字條。

She was gone for what felt like a lifetime.

她不見的那段時間，感覺像過了一輩子。

沒有任何跡象、沒有線索，什麼都沒有。

Then I got hungry and that's when things got really bad.

然後我肚子餓了，事情就開始變糟。

The police asked me for a photo of her, but my phone was dead, so I had to draw her.

警方要我給她的照片，但我手機沒電，只好自己畫一張。

I feel like I have a little more of a chin.

我覺得我的下巴應該再多一點。

I called them and said your daughter is dead.

我打電話給他們說：「你女兒死了。」

And not long after she left, these two small men came out the basement.

她離開沒多久，兩個矮個子男人從地下室走出來。

but after about 24 hours, I did decide it was time to move on romantically.

但才過 24 小時，我就覺得該重新開始新戀情了。

So I downloaded Tinder and it was off to the races.

所以我下載了 Tinder，就開始展開旅程。

I'm going to see my sister this weekend in Poughkeepsie.

這週末我要去 Poughkeepsie 找我姊。

Sir, is there any place you think she could be?

I know this is probably wrong, but maybe the boob store.

我知道這聽起來很怪，但……也許她在那家內衣店。

Sometimes the scariest thing is when your wife -

有時最可怕的事，就是你老婆──

I've got the small men! They're back. No!

是那些小子！他們又回來了！不要啊！

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老婆失蹤大危機：老公越找越荒唐！Netflix 偽紀錄片爆笑版 (Missing Wives Docuseries - SNL)