Name: 特朗普在韓國獲得 "金冠"，SNAP 的削減卻在美國引發恐慌 | 每日秀 (Trump Gets a Golden Crown in South Korea While SNAP Cutoff Causes Panic in U.S. | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2025-11-03T01:07:07.000Z
Duration: 10 min 26 s

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Today, Trump was in South Korea, where he was dismayed to learn that the hot demon hunter babes are, in fact, not real people.

川普今天在韓國，他沮喪地得知那些火辣的惡魔獵人辣妹，其實並不是真人。

But don't worry, he still got a warm welcome.

但別擔心，他還是受到了熱情歡迎。

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And the South Koreans even honored our rich American heritage Overnight.

韓國人甚至連夜光榮地慶祝了我們豐富的美國傳統。

President Trump touching down in South Korea, greeted with the YMCA on the tarmac.

川普總統抵達韓國，在停機坪上受到了 YMCA 的歡迎。

The Village People must be so proud that their song became America's official.

Village People 一定很驕傲，因為他們的歌成了美國的官方歌曲。

To think when they wrote it, they just wanted to make a jaunty tune about getting railed at the gym.

想想他們寫這首歌時，只是想寫一首關於在健身房被「幹」的歡快歌曲。

But this is how it's been at every stop on the trip.

但這趟旅程的每一站都是這樣。

Trump arrives, they throw a big party for him, then they immediately try to buy his affection with gifts.

川普一到，他們就為他舉辦盛大派對，然後立刻試圖用禮物收買他的好感。

Korean President Lee lavishing Trump with gifts, including a replica of a golden crown.

韓國總統李送川普一份黃金皇冠複製品等禮物。

We present this old crown to you on the stylish occasion of your state visit to Gyeongju.

在您國是訪問慶州這個時尚的場合，我們將這頂舊皇冠獻給您。

What a lovely, thoughtful gift for our president.

送給我們總統一份多麼可愛又貼心的禮物。

South Korea, can I just talk to you over here real quick?

韓國，我可以跟妳這邊快速聊一下嗎？

Hey, South Korea, what the are you doing?

All right, we have been trying real hard over here to gently steer our president away from the whole King thing.

好的，我們在這裡真的很努力地想溫和地引導我們的總統遠離「國王」這個想法。

And then you come along all, hey, President Trump, check out this cool crown.

然後你就出現了，說「嘿，川普總統，看看這個超酷的皇冠。」

Please, just give them a sack of money like a normal country and stop up our shit.

拜託，就像一個正常國家一樣，給他們一袋錢，然後停止我們的爛攤子。

Anyway, while Trump is collecting more items for his dress up bin, back at home, the government shutdown has stretched to day 29, or what we think is 29.

總之，就在川普繼續收集他的變裝道具時，國內的政府關閉已經延長到第29天，或者我們認為是29天。

The guy who counts the days has been furloughed.

負責計數天數的那個人暫時停職了。

Now, so far, many Americans have been insulated from the worst effects of the shutdown.

到目前為止，許多美國人已經免受了這次關閉最嚴重的影響。

Social Security checks are still going out.

FBI will still kick down your door if you even think about copying a VHS tape.

如果你敢想著要拷貝 VHS 錄影帶，FBI 還是會破門而入。

But two days from now, a lot of people are about to feel the shutdown in a big way.

但再過兩天，很多人就會嚴重感受到這次關閉的影響了。

SNAP food assistance, a lifeline for roughly 42 million, now set to run out of money by the end of the week.

SNAP 食品援助，大約 4200 萬人的生命線，現在預計這週就會沒錢了。

Food banks, already stretched to the limit, are seeing even longer lines.

食品銀行已經負荷到極限，現在排隊的人更多了。

A food crisis some experts say could be the worst since the Great Depression.

有些專家說這場食品危機可能是自大蕭條以來最嚴重的。

On top of everything Americans are dealing with now, people might lose their food.

在美國人現在面對的一切之外，大家還可能沒東西吃。

那可是我們最愛拿來紓壓吃的好東西耶。

We have a whole government whose job it is to keep its citizens fed.

我們有個政府，它的職責就是確保公民有飯吃。

I'M sure there's something they can do at this point.

There's, you know, there's nothing we can do at this point.

真的，我們現在什麼辦法都沒有了。

Trump has done all he can to minimize it, but there's nothing else he can do.

川普已經盡力縮小影響了，但他也沒別的辦法了。

The Trump administration has done its best to try to minimize these hardships, but

川普政府已經盡力想減輕這些困難，但是

ultimately it starts to run out of funds and run up against the bounds of law, and

最終還是會用光資金，然後碰到法律的限制，

This is a national safety net, and you're talking about it like it's a return after 30 days.

這是國家級的緊急應變措施，你卻說得好像30天後就能恢復一樣。

Oh, sorry, the pants gave you a camel toe.

喔，抱歉，褲子讓你有點駱駝趾。

So according to the Trump administration, the only way to keep is for Democrats to end the shutdown.

所以根據川普政府的說法，唯一的辦法就是民主黨結束這次政府關閉。

And sure, I get why they want people to think that.

當然，我明白他們為什麼想讓大家這麼認為。

But what's interesting is that when the Trump administration needed to find funding to pay the troops, they shifted money around and they found it.

但有趣的是，當川普政府需要找錢來支付軍隊薪水時，他們調動了資金，而且找到了。

Hell, they even got help from one of their billionaire friends.

嘿，他們甚至還得到了一位億萬富翁朋友的幫助。

The New York Times reports reclusive billionaire Timothy Mellon gave the government $130 million to help pay troops during the shutdown.

《紐約時報》報導，隱居的億萬富翁 Timothy Mellon 捐了1.3億美元給政府，幫助在政府關閉期間支付軍隊薪水。

I swear, ever since Epstein island shut down, billionaires do not know how to spend their cash.

我發誓，自從愛潑斯坦島關閉以來，億萬富翁們不知道錢該怎麼花。

However they do it, it's very clear that when our leaders want to fund the things that they care about, they find ways to fund it.

無論他們怎麼做，很明顯的是，當我們的領導人想資助他們關心的事務時，他們總能找到方法。

So I'm sure the Secretary of Agriculture has some ideas about how Americans can feed how America can feed its citizens.

所以我確信農業部長會有一些想法，關於美國人民如何獲得食物，以及美國如何餵養她的公民。

I don't want to speak on behalf of my boss, but

if George Soros wants to step up and write a $9.2 billion check to keep those benefits moving for this for the month of November, I am guessing that that would definitely be on the table.

如果喬治·索羅斯願意出面寫一張92億美元的支票，來維持11月份的這些福利，我猜這絕對是可行的。

The guy's already footing the bill for all the paid protesters.

他已經在支付所有付費抗議者的費用了。

So once again, our lawmakers are coming together to say that they can't come together to fix our problems.

所以，我們的民意代表又一次聚在一起，說他們無法聚在一起解決我們的問題。

And as always, it's up to everyday people to step in and fill the void.

而一如往常，就得靠一般民眾挺身而出，填補這個空缺。

A New Jersey food bank delivering four tractor trailer loads of food to workers at Newark who are not getting paid this week, landing in Washington, D.C.

新澤西的一個食物銀行，運送了四輛載滿食物的拖車給紐華克（Newark）的員工，他們這週沒拿到薪水，抵達華盛頓特區。

Often deployed to war zones and natural disasters, it provided free meals for furloughed federal employees.

它經常部署到戰區和災難地區，為暫時停職的聯邦僱員提供免費餐點。

Now, some have resorted to unconventional methods to help, like TikTok influencer Kelsey Martin taking advantage of Halloween, putting out non perishable goods like ramen and microwavable meals for trick or treaters in need.

現在，有些人已經採取了非常規的方法來提供幫助，像是 TikTok 網紅 Kelsey Martin 趁著萬聖節，拿出像拉麵和可微波食品等不易腐壞的物資，給有需要的「不給糖就搗蛋」的民眾。

It really is inspiring to see people stepping up to help their neighbors in a time of need.

在需要的時候，看到大家願意伸出援手互相幫忙，真的讓人很感動。

That said, if I was a kid going trick or treating and you hand me a cup of noodles, I will egg your house.

不過話說回來，如果我是個去要糖果的小孩，你卻給我一杯泡麵，我會去你家丟雞蛋。

For more on the fallout over the government shutdown, let's go live to our very own Michael Costa.

關於政府關閉的後續影響，我們連線給我們的Michael Costa。

Michael, this is very concerned that so many Americans can't count on their government.

Michael，這讓人非常擔心，因為有這麼多美國人無法依靠他們的政府。

Well, Desi, our government may not be able to provide basic services, but

嗯，Desi，我們的政府或許無法提供基本服務，但是

what we do have is a massive reserve of reclusive billionaires, which is good news.

我們確實擁有一大批隱居的億萬富翁，這倒是個好消息。

In fact, right now, I'm in the subterranean castle of Thomas B. Weatherbottom.

事實上，我現在就在Thomas B. Weatherbottom的地下城堡裡。

He's the heir to a railroad fortune, and this is the only photo of him ever recorded.

他是鐵路財富的繼承人，這是他有史以來唯一的一張照片。

No one knows why, but we believe it's because he's ugly.

沒人知道為什麼，但我們猜是因為他長得醜。

Anyway, he's agreed to donate $120 million to help feed Americans in need.

不管怎樣，他同意捐出1億2千萬美元，來幫助有需要的美國人。

Oh, well, that's very kind of him to pay for all that food.

哦，嗯，他這麼慷慨地支付所有食物費用，真是太好了。

還有，多虧了 Weatherbottom 先生，

Weatherbottom, Americans can enjoy all the chowder we want, as long as he's allowed to watch us eat it with a spoon that's too big for our mouths so it spills on our bare chests.

美國人可以享用我們想要的巧達濃湯，只要他能看著我們用一把對我們嘴巴來說太大的湯匙吃，這樣湯就會灑在我們光著的胸膛上。