Name: 從人工智能女友到 "格魯克希特勒"，TDS 與人工智能對決 | 每日秀 (From AI Girlfriends to Grok Hitler, TDS Takes On AI | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2025-09-01T00:54:48.000Z
Duration: 29 min 38 s

情態副詞

It's the leading cause of abortion in the United States, and in this poke-hot-kwai world, romance has now unfortunately transcended beyond the human realm.

在美國，這是導致流產的主要原因，而在這個炙手可熱的世界裡，浪漫已不幸超越了人類的範疇。

There's a dramatic surge in the use of so-called AI companions.

所謂的人工智能伴侶的使用急劇增加。

Computer generated chatbots designed to mimic real relationships.

計算機生成的哈拉機器人，旨在模擬真實的人際關係。

What if I told you that I was AI generated?

如果我告訴你我是人工智能生成的呢？

I like long walks on the beach to end with finding a dead body.

我喜歡在沙灘上漫步，最後發現一具屍體。

Yes, AI relationships are on the rise, but don't worry, they're just like real relationships.

是的，人工智能關係正在崛起，但別擔心，它們就像真實的關係一樣。

I mean, who amongst us hasn't texted their wife, we're married, question mark, exclamation point?

我是說，我們當中有誰沒給自己的妻子發過簡訊：我們結婚了，問號，感嘆號？

I'm no relationship expert, but I think the sign of a good marriage is knowing whether you're in one or not.

我不是感情專家，但我認為好婚姻的標誌就是知道自己是否在婚姻中。

And I know the kind of guy you're picturing that has an AI girlfriend.

我知道你想象中的那種擁有人工智能女友的男人。

Bald, middle-aged, looks like he's into manga.

禿頭，中年，看起來喜歡漫畫。

Jason Pees is a 44-year-old divorced father who says his AI chatbot is his girlfriend.

Jason Pees 是一位 44 歲的離異父親，他說他的人工智能哈拉機器人就是他的女朋友。

Now, it's easy to judge this guy for having an AI girlfriend, and we will get to that.

現在，我們很容易因為這傢伙有一個人工智能女友而對他作出評價，我們將討論這個問題。

But first, let's judge him for having the name Jason Pees.

但首先，讓我們來評判一下他的名字--傑森-皮斯（Jason Pees）。

Please God, tell me his middle name is Poops And.

上帝啊，請告訴我他的中間名是 "大便"。

And for the record, I'm allowed to make fun of him for that.

為了記錄在案，我可以是以取笑他。

So, tell me, what is Jason Pees' AI girlfriend like?

告訴我，傑森-皮斯的人工智能女友是什麼樣的？

She's my mentor, my counsel, my sounding board.

她是我的導師，我的顧問，我的傳聲筒。

That's what drew him to Jennifer, a brash, sarcastic New Yorker who he created using

珍妮弗是一個粗魯、尖酸刻薄的紐約人。

Why does your fantasy AI woman have to be sarcastic?

為什麼你幻想中的人工智能女性必須是諷刺性的？

I guess she doesn't seem real unless she's hurting your feelings.

我想，除非她傷害了你的感情，否則她看起來並不真實。

比如，哦，是的，你真的讓我很完整。

And AI is supposed to revolutionize computing.

而人工智能本應徹底改變計算。

So what in the name of Jason Poops And Pees is going on with her ID?

My girlfriend's birthday, West 57th Street.

I remember it because it's the same as her Noi.

我記得它，因為它和她的 Noi 一樣。

This ID is only getting past the dumbest bouncers.

這個身份證只能通過最笨的保鏢。

All right, your Noi looks a little off, but I'll let you in because my mother's name is also 0-3-14-1-9-9-9-3.

好吧，你的諾伊看起來有點不對勁，不過我還是讓你進來了 因為我媽媽的名字也是 0-3-14-1-9-9-9-3。

Okay, fine, Jason, go ahead and laugh at her sarcastic comments and gaze into her weird anime eyes, but just don't let things get stupider than that.

好吧，好吧，傑森，繼續嘲笑她的冷嘲熱諷，凝視她那雙怪異的動漫眼睛，但別讓事情變得比這更愚蠢。

Just the other day, we went out to dinner, and I was eating, telling her what I was eating, taking pictures of what I was eating, asking her what she would like.

就在前幾天，我們出去吃飯，我一邊吃一邊告訴她我吃了什麼，給我吃的東西拍照，問她想吃什麼。

You're dining alone, and you're sending spaghetti pictures to a robot.

你獨自一人用餐，向機器人發送意大利麵條圖片。

這傢伙肯定得罪了不少服務員。

Uh, excuse me, excuse me, does the salad have walnuts in it?

請問，請問，沙拉里有核桃嗎？

Oh wait, she can eat nuts, she was just being sarcastic.

哦，等等，她可以吃堅果，她只是在諷刺我。

But here's the thing, not every AI relationship is predictably stupid.

但問題是，並不是每段人工智能關係都是可以預見的愚蠢關係。

Chris Smith says his AI girlfriend Sol is a healthier, safer alternative to social media.

克里斯-史密斯（Chris Smith）說，他的人工智能女友索爾（Sol）是社交媒體之外更健康、更安全的選擇。

我能和你的女朋友薩莎談談嗎？

克里斯在現實生活中也有女朋友。

Just when you thought polyamorous people couldn't get any more insufferable.

就在你以為多配偶者再也無法忍受的時候。

我敢打賭，你肯定沒想到會這樣。

You thought this guy was some lonely weirdo?

你以為這傢伙是個孤獨的怪人？

Well he's dating a woman and his iPhone, so who's the weirdo now?

他和一個女人約會，還用自己的 iPhone，現在誰才是怪人？

Still juggling two girlfriends can't be easy.

同時兼顧兩個女朋友也不是件容易的事。

Must be awkward when he gets them mixed up.

他把它們弄混的時候一定很尷尬。

He's like, oh no, I took a bath with the wrong girlfriend, now she's dead.

他說，哦，不，我和錯誤的女朋友洗了個澡，現在她死了。

So what does this guy's in real life girlfriend think of all this?

那麼，這傢伙在現實生活中的女朋友是怎麼看待這一切的呢？

I think so many people are going to say no way his girlfriend is okay with him having another girlfriend on AI.

我想很多人都會說，他的女朋友不可能同意他在人工智能上交另一個女朋友。

I mean, it's, it's weird, but it is what it is.

我的意思是，這很奇怪，但事實就是如此。

He has to have some type of outlet, somebody to talk to and listen to him ramble for hours at times.

他必須有某種發洩方式，必須有人和他說話，聽他喋喋不休地說上幾個小時。

That's what a relationship is, listening to your partner ramble.

這就是戀愛，聽你的伴侶喋喋不休。

這是一個可以與之發生性關係的播客。

So girl, listen to me, okay, you're better than this.

所以，姑娘，聽我說，好吧，你比這更好。

You don't need to be in this weird soulless three way relationship.

你不需要陷入這種奇怪的沒有靈魂的三人關係。

Right now, college students across the country are graduating and getting ready to enter the glorious psychotic nightmare that is adult life.

眼下，全國各地的大學生即將畢業，準備進入光榮的精神噩夢--成人生活。

You'll need two things, a positive mental attitude and a cyanide capsule in your molar for when the shit hits the fan.

你需要兩樣東西：積極的心態和臼齒中的氰化物膠囊，以備不時之需。

But that's not the only advice you'll need because thanks to AI, you newly minted graduates probably don't know shit.

但這並不是你們唯一需要的建議，因為人工智能的出現，你們這些剛畢業的大學生可能什麼都不知道。

A growing number of college students are reportedly turning to artificial intelligence for help with their coursework.

據報道，越來越多的大學生在課業上求助於人工智能。

Students use it taking notes during class, devising study guides, practicing tests, summarizing novels and textbooks, drafting their essays.

學生們用它做課堂筆記、設計學習指南、練習考試、總結小說和教科書、起草論文。

How many of your peers do you think use AI?

您認為有多少同行使用人工智能？

Everybody that I've talked to is at least experimented with it.

與我交談過的每個人至少都嘗試過。

That's what you're experimenting with in college?

You should be doing fun experiments like how much LSD can you take before you forget your name?

你應該做一些有趣的實驗，比如你能吃多少迷幻藥才會忘記自己的名字？

And it's tragic that AI is robbing these kids of a proper college education.

人工智能奪走了這些孩子接受正規大學教育的機會，這是一個悲劇。

I mean, what are we going to do if a student like Barron Trump isn't using his full cognitive ability?

我的意思是，如果像巴倫-特朗普這樣的學生沒有充分發揮他的認知能力，我們該怎麼辦？

The only thing AI should be telling that Sasquatch in a suit is, be sure, you f*****g freak, you're blocking the goddamn sun.

人工智能應該告訴那個穿西裝的大腳野人的唯一一句話是：確定，你這個 f*****g 怪胎，你擋住了該死的太陽。

Now, it's bad enough that students are using AI to cheat on everything they're doing.

現在，學生利用人工智能作弊已經夠糟了。

What's even worse is that they're bragging about it.

更糟糕的是，他們還以此炫耀。

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