It was horrible, like always

好糟，一如既往

I hate when that happens

我好討厭那種情況

Why can't there be an easier way to meet people?

為什麼沒有更簡單的方法可以認識人

Have you not tried online dating?

你沒有試過線上交友嗎？

You should really give it a try

你應該嘗試一下

You know, my parents met on Tinder.

你知道嗎，我爸媽就是在Tinder(交友App)上認識的

Come on don't be shy, give it a try

拜託..別那麼害羞，試試看嘛

I bet you'll find the reason

我打賭你一定會找到原因

why so many people like you

為什麼那麼多人跟你一樣

use online dating to make their dreams come true

用線上交友讓他們的夢想成真

Fair you may be scared, but don't dispair

很正常你也許會害怕，但不要氣餒

You'll soon ensnare a perfect pairing that you've wanted for years

你很快會找到一個你已期待多年的完美的對象

It's time to get on

是時候向前

and let go of your fears

並放下所有的恐懼

If you only give it an honest chance

只要你真正給它一次機會

You will not regret it, for true romance

你不會後悔的，為了真愛

It's bound to find its way into your arms

真愛終究會投向你的懷抱

Come on don't be shy, give it a try

拜託..別那麼害羞，試試看嘛

I know you'll find the reason why

我知道你一定會找到原因

so many people like you

有太多人像你一樣

use online dating to make their dreams come true

用線上交友來讓他們美夢成真

But how do I choose which site I should use?

但我要怎麼挑選線上交友網站？

It depends on what you're looking for

那得要看你要尋找什麼

A friend, a fling, or something more

朋友，短期的戀愛，或更認真關係

With all these sites you won't get stuck

用這些網站你就不會不知所措

Use Tinder if you wanna... find it fast

用Tinder如果你很急著交友

Or take it slow, eHarmony's the way to go

或慢慢來的話 eHarmony 是你的選擇

With scientific questionnaires

若是要用科學的問卷調查

That match you into perfect pairs Use OkCupid

找到你完美的伴侶用OkCupid

if you're gay then Grindr'll help you on your way

如果你是同性戀那Grindr 會幫你找到對象

Use Zoosk or Match or ChristianMingle

另外還可以用Zoosk或Match或ChristianMingle

JDate, Scout, you won't be single!

JDate或Scout 你不會再是單身了！

Online Dating is the way to go

線上交友就是你該選擇的路

And there's always Craigslist! :)

還有永遠都可以用Craigslist (電子佈告欄網站)

I will not be shy, I'm gonna try

我不會再害羞了，我要來試試看

I bet I'll find the reason

我打賭我會找到原因

Why so many people like me

為什麼那麼多人像我一樣

Use online dating to help them find their dream

用線上交友來找到他們的夢想

Fair, I may be scared, I won't despair

很正常的，我也許會害怕，但我不會氣餒

I'll soon ensnare the perfect

我很快會抓住我的真愛

pairing that I've wanted for years

那個我已經期待好幾年的理想伴侶

It's time to get on and let go of my fears

是時候向前，放下我的恐懼

If you only give it an honest chance

只要你真正給它一次機會

You will not regret it

你絕對不會後悔

for true romance is

因為真愛

Just around the bend

真愛就在轉角處

my loneliness will end

我的寂寞將會終結

It's more than just a trend

它不只是趨勢

A new way to make friends

而是種全新的交友方式

A perfect way to finally help me find

一種完美的方法來幫助我找尋

Romance

真愛

Online

在線上