Name: 海綿寶寶最有趣的時刻，來自新的劇集！| 45 分鐘合集 | @海綿寶寶官方微博 (SpongeBob's Funniest Moments from NEW Episodes! | 45 Minute Compilation | @SpongeBobOfficial)
Uploaded: 2025-08-16T18:20:17.000Z
Duration: 47 min 35 s

Wow, Squidward, that was very, um, confident of you.

Yes, being an artist requires having an artist's temperament, you boo.

是的，作為一名藝術家，需要有藝術家的氣質，你噓。

Now then, I'm only here to invite you both to my big debut concert.

我是來邀請你們參加我的首場音樂會的。

Witness my rebirth on the grandest stage in Bikini Bottom, if you can get the time off.

如果你能抽出時間，請在比基尼海灘最盛大的舞臺上見證我的重生。

Somehow he's even more annoying now than when he worked here.

不知怎麼的，他現在比在這裡工作時還煩人。

Squidward is just being insufferable because his dreams are coming true.

章魚哥只是因為夢想成真而忍無可忍。

Well, friends is a strong word, but fine.

朋友這個詞用得太重了，不過還好。

Mr. Krabs and I just wanted to wish you luck before your big show.

蟹老闆和我只是想在你大展身手之前祝你好運。

I'm the greatest musician who ever lived.

I'm in the middle of my pre-show ritual, and I don't want to be bothered.

我正在進行演出前的儀式，不想被打擾。

Like me, I'm sure you are tired of the same old notes being played the same old ways.

我相信你們和我一樣，已經厭倦了用同樣的方式演奏同樣的音符。

Tonight, you will finally hear something new.

今晚，你們終於能聽到新的聲音了。

Tonight, I present to you Mr. Squidward Tentacles.

今晚，我向你們介紹章魚哥觸手先生。

This is going to be the greatest night of your lives.

這將是你們一生中最美好的夜晚。

Lady Upturn, there's a jellyfish blocking your ears.

厄普圖恩女士，有隻水母堵住了你的耳朵。

It must have gotten stuck up there during my walk through jellyfish fields.

它一定是在我穿過水母區時卡在上面的。

The jellyfish's buzzing must have altered the noise to be more pleasurable for you.

水母的嗡嗡聲一定改變了噪音，讓你更愉悅。

A jellyfish was obstructing my ears, so I hadn't truly heard this fraud's music.

水母擋住了我的耳朵，所以我還沒有真正聽到這個金光黨的音樂。

I would like to invite you all back to my home to experience real music by my newest artist,

我想邀請大家回到我的家中，體驗我的新藝術家帶來的真正音樂、

Welcome to the ancient past, before Bikini Bottom was Bikini Bottom.

歡迎來到遠古時代，在比基尼海灘還是比基尼海灘之前。

They say the exhibits here date back at least one gazillion years.

據說這裡的展品至少可以追溯到十億年前。

Millions of years ago, this here land was called Bikini Top.

數百萬年前，這片土地被稱為比基尼之巔。

The elevation was lowered due to natural erosion.

由於自然侵蝕，海拔有所降低。

Don't worry, Sandy. We'll tell you the true story.

別擔心，珊迪我們會告訴你真相的

A gazillion years ago, Bikini Top was hit by a humongous anchor.

十億年前，比基尼之巔被一個巨大的錨擊中。

The anchor flattened the hill to the bottom of the ocean, which is why it's called Bikini Bottom.

船錨把小山壓到了海底，所以這裡被稱為 "比基尼海灘"。

And then the anchor was so heavy that a bunch of buildings got plopped up out of the ground.

然後，錨太重了，一幢幢建築從地面上 "撲通撲通 "掉了下來。

You mean to tell me the very anchor we're standing inside now is the one that created Bikini Bottom?

你是說我們現在站的這個錨 就是創造比基尼海灘的那個？

Looks like this floor covers Bikini Bottom's old pioneer days.

看起來，這層樓涵蓋了比基尼海灘過去的拓荒時代。

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

先驅們曾經騎著這些寶貝跑了數英里。

Look, Sandy, in the old days, the pioneers used to milk dairy urchins on their homesteads.

聽著，桑迪，在過去，拓荒者經常在自家地裡給奶牛擠奶。

It was a simple, honest life without an ounce of greed.

這是一種簡單、誠實的生活，沒有一絲貪婪。

I reckon I can barter it for quite a bit with this.

But the pioneers have to watch out for those dirty, stinky outlaws.

但是，拓荒者必須提防那些又髒又臭的不法之徒。

We're here to take that valuable little urchin off your hands.

我們是來幫你帶走這個寶貴的小頑童的。

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