Name: 全集：選擇 | 口香糖球 | 英國卡通網絡 (FULL EPISODE: The Choices | Gumball | Cartoon Network UK)
Uploaded: 2025-08-04T13:45:20.000Z
Duration: 11 min 46 s

["We Want Food Theme Song"] ["We Want Food Theme Song"] ["We Want Food Theme Song"]

["我們要食物主題曲"] ["我們要食物主題曲"] ["我們要食物主題曲"]

By which I mean, just as terrible as the rest.

我的意思是，和其他的一樣糟糕。

All I wanted was for us to behave like a normal, civilized family at mealtimes.

我只想讓我們在用餐時表現得像一個正常、文明的家庭。

I might as well have wished for it to rain pancakes.

And not just the ones the kids made for breakfast.

It needs to be way louder to have any effect.

I was supposed to salt the potatoes, boil the carrots, and tenderize the meat.

我本該在洋芋上撒鹽、煮胡蘿蔔、嫩肉。

Oh, it's just your eyes burning a hole in the back of my head.

哦，只是你的眼睛在我後腦勺上燒了一個洞而已。

It's your pot catching fire because it distracted you.

這是你的鍋著火了，因為它分散了你的注意力。

In case of fire, you should stop, drop, and roll!

發生火災時，應停車、蹲下並翻滾！

That was the moment I asked myself, how did it come to this?

那一刻我問自己，怎麼會變成這樣？

I was on the way to the tournament with Mom and Dad.

我和爸爸媽媽一起去參加比賽。

Nicole, we need to talk about your report card.

妮可，我們得談談你的成績單。

54,321 minutes until your graduation, 374,582 minutes until you get your diploma from law school, and 754,471 minutes until you marry a doctor.

離畢業還有 54,321 分鐘，離拿到法學院畢業證書還有 374,582 分鐘，離嫁給醫生還有 754,471 分鐘。

No, I was gonna say second place is first place for losers, but yeah, that too.

不，我本來想說第二名是失敗者的第一名，不過也對。

Well, it took all day, but I got the job done.

雖然花了一整天，但我還是完成了任務。

Hey girl, you don't have to run. I ain't going nowhere.

嘿，姑娘，你不用跑。我哪兒也不去

Okay, I'll try not to dwell on what that says about me.

好吧，我儘量不糾結這說明了什麼。

Maybe I should have listened to Banana Bob's song.

也許我應該聽聽香蕉鮑勃的歌。

Have you lost weight? Your head looks bigger.

你瘦了嗎？你的頭看起來變大了。

Nothing, I just wanted to say I like girls with really short legs.

沒什麼，我只是想說，我喜歡腿很短的女孩。

Wait, are you doing that creepy thing where guys criticize girls to lower their confidence so they'll go out with them?

等等，你是在做那種讓人毛骨悚然的事情，讓男生責備女生來降低她們的自信心，好讓她們和自己約會嗎？

You're way too intelligent for that kind of trick. Your parents don't love you.

你太聰明瞭，不會玩這種把戲。你父母不愛你

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