Name: 尷尬的女同性戀 (Awkward Lesbians)
Uploaded: 2025-07-28T19:01:30.000Z
Duration: 6 min 2 s

肯尼剛剛說了一件最有趣的事。

往罐子裡放 10 美元，你知道規矩的。

Soon I'll be able to afford the wedding that I don't have the courage to ask her to.

很快，我就能負擔得起我沒有勇氣請她參加的婚禮了。

You gotta bite the bullet, dude. Just ask her out.

It is easy. I've done it a hundred times. No sweat.

這很容易。我做過上百次了。不會出汗

It's fine. I'll just live out the rest of my life super anxious and stressed, and when I die at a young age because of the stress, I'll ask her out in heaven.

沒關係。我的餘生都會活在超級焦慮和壓力中，當我因為壓力而英年早逝時，我會在天堂約她出來。

Or you could do none of those things and ask her out tomorrow.

或者你可以什麼都不做，明天就約她出去。

Okay, when you live this close to a wolf sanctuary, there's a 33% chance that they will take you back to their den and raise you as their own.

好吧，當你住在離狼保護區這麼近的地方時，有 33% 的機率它們會把你帶回它們的巢穴，把你當成自己的孩子來養。

No, Amanda, this is ridiculous. I am going to help you.

不，阿曼達，這太荒唐了。我會幫你的

When I said Mama was coming to work, I meant Mama was coming to work.

我說媽媽來上班，就是媽媽來上班的意思。

You look like Wolverine went undercover as a Ghostbuster and he is not pulling it off.

你看起來就像金剛狼臥底幽靈剋星，但他並沒有成功。

湖之巔》是 BBC 的一檔精彩節目。

Hey, um, Debra and HR wanted to talk to you real quick.

嘿，呃，黛博拉和人事部的人想和你說幾句

我被告知去人力資源部見黛博拉。

I, uh, just hope we're not getting fired.

我，呃，只希望我們不會被炒魷魚。

Just wanted to call you in, uh, to give you both the Employees of the Month Award.

我只是想把你們叫來 給你們頒發本月最佳員工獎

That's an award that we have never given out in the history of this company.

這是我們公司歷史上從未頒發過的獎項。

We just want our special employees to meet each other, to interact, to talk.

我們只希望我們的特殊員工能互相認識、交流和溝通。

我做了什麼值得獲得這個獎項？