Name: 走進日本最糟糕的小公寓 (Inside Japan's WORST TINY APARTMENT)
Uploaded: 2025-07-28T17:56:21.000Z
Duration: 10 min 11 s

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This is Japan's craziest apartment, hands down.

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I usually like to jump right inside, but you have to see this building from the outside to truly appreciate it at scale, because this here, that is the entire building.

我通常喜歡直接跳進去，但你必須從外面看這座建築，才能真正欣賞到它的規模，因為這裡的這個，就是整座建築。

It is five floors of triangular goodness.

It's essentially like living in a Toblerone bar.

這基本上就像生活在多寶樂園裡一樣。

And just for a little bit of perspective, here is the width of the building's edge contrasted against me.

從這個角度來看，這棟樓的邊緣寬度與我形成了鮮明的對比。

Let's head inside and take a peek, because it's not just a triangle from the outside, and it has a handful of small problems, aside from the shape, that make it a massive challenge to live in.

讓我們走進去看一看，因為從外面看，它並不只是一個三角形，除了形狀之外，它還有一些小問題，使它成為居住的巨大挑戰。

It's at this five-point crossing in the Nerima area of Tokyo.

就在東京練馬地區的這個五點交叉路口。

But our first major challenge today is going to be this stairwell.

但我們今天的第一個重大挑戰就是這個樓梯間。

Aside from the lack of vertical clearance and proper width to be able to get through here, the stairs themselves are actually incredibly narrow and shallow.

除了沒有垂直淨空和適當的寬度可以通過這裡之外，樓梯本身實際上也非常狹窄和淺。

And I've got to hold on to this center pole basically the entire time I'm going up, just for safety.

為了安全起見，我爬上去的整個過程中都得緊緊抓住中間的杆子。

And amazingly, every single unit here is occupied, except for the one that we're checking in today.

令人驚訝的是，除了我們今天要入住的這間，這裡的每間房都有人居住。

I have been waiting a year for this, and a real estate friend of mine who runs a YouTube channel of his own, I'll link it, hooked me up with the keys today.

我已經等了一年了，我的一個房地產朋友今天幫我找到了鑰匙，他在 YouTube 上有一個自己的頻道，我會把它鏈接上去。

Okay, so there's just about enough space to take off my shoes there.

好吧，那裡的空間剛好夠我脫鞋。

And I have questions about the shower area here.

Mostly on account of this door height, but let's take a peek.

主要是考慮到這扇門的高度，不過還是讓我們看一看吧。

So the door doesn't open, and I close the door, and I basically take up the entire space.

所以門打不開，我把門關上，基本上就佔據了整個空間。

It's pretty much got everything you need for a shower.

這裡幾乎提供了淋浴所需的一切。

It's got a shower right here, and it's got a bath that I'm really wondering if I would even fit in.

這裡有一個淋浴間，還有一個浴缸，我真不知道自己能不能坐進去。

Okay, so curiosity's getting the better of me, and I have to know if I would fit in the bath.

好吧，我的好奇心越來越強了，我想知道我是否適合洗澡。

其實，這也不失為一種好的洗澡方式。

The hermit I stayed with in the mountains had a smaller bath than this, and he had an entire house to himself.

我在山中住過的隱士的浴室比這還小，而他自己卻有一整棟房子。

And as an added bonus, you've got a window.

And no matter how small your place is, a bath with a window is always nice.

不管你的房子有多小，帶窗戶的浴室總是不錯的。

And there's a little, can you call this a kitchen space?

還有一個小空間，你能把它叫做廚房嗎？

Barely enough space to stand here, but you have a tiny sink with no counter, a single induction heater.

這裡的空間幾乎不夠站人，但卻有一個沒有檯面的小水槽和一個電磁爐。

This little fridge here, if you're lucky, might just be big enough to fit a single iPhone.

如果你運氣好的話，這個小冰箱可能只夠放一部 iPhone。

We'll talk about this magical little device in a second, but the room itself does not look like this.

關於這個神奇的小裝置，我們稍後再談，但房間本身並不是這樣的。

It doesn't look like this either, or this, or even this.

它看起來也不像這個，也不像這個，甚至也不像這個。

And punching the lens in only makes it smaller and worse.

鏡頭打孔只會讓它變得更小更糟糕。

The only way to really understand this place is to look at it from above.

只有從高處俯瞰，才能真正瞭解這個地方。

I have seen pictures of this place, but nothing compares to seeing this in person and just how tiny this room is for perspective.

我看過這個地方的照片，但沒有什麼能與親眼目睹相比，也沒有什麼能與這個房間的狹小透視相比。

If I were to be in here wearing my backpack, or if there were a sofa, there would barely be enough space to fit one, maybe, maybe two more people.

如果我揹著揹包在這裡，或者有一個沙發，那麼這裡的空間幾乎不夠再容納一個人，也許，也許兩個人。

Let's, you know, what are the measurements?

Now the floor plan for this says that you're getting over 11 square meters, but I'm wondering how much space do you really have?

現在的平面圖顯示，您將獲得超過 11 平方米的空間，但我想知道您到底有多少空間？

Front to back, side to side, the widest space that you're getting in any direction is just over two and a half meters.

從正面到背面，從側面到側面，任何方向的最寬空間都只有兩米半多。

But it makes me wonder where I would put anything.

但這讓我不禁要問，我該把什麼東西放在哪裡呢？

Since we're in Japan, for example, instead of a bed, you'd most likely be using a futon, and then you would store it in this closet here, but do you really even need the closet?

舉例來說，由於我們在日本，你很可能用的不是床，而是被褥，然後你會把它放在這個衣櫃裡，但你真的需要衣櫃嗎？

Or do you feel it's just taking up valuable space in the apartment?

還是您覺得它只是佔用了公寓的寶貴空間？

It does have a hanging rack so you could hang clothes on it and whatnot, but it is rather large, and this place also has a lot of the other minor amenities that you would need.

它確實有一個晾衣架，你可以在上面晾衣服什麼的，但它比較大，而且這個地方也有很多你需要的其他小設施。

On this side of the room, you have a hookup for TV reception, but if you want to plug it in, the plug, for some reason, is on the other side of the room, and the room gives you a total of two whole plugs, so you could plug two things in if you want to.

在房間的這一側，有一個電視接收裝置，但如果你想把它插上，不知為什麼插頭卻在房間的另一側，房間總共給了你兩個完整的插頭，所以如果你想的話，你可以把兩樣東西都插上。

And there's a hookup for telephone and internet here that should never be touched, so we're going to put that back and we'll pretend that that's fine.

這裡有一個電話和網絡接口，絕對不能碰，所以我們要把它放回去，假裝沒事。

And as pretty as it looks, none of the brick here is real.

雖然看起來很漂亮，但這裡的磚都不是真的。

These are sponge bricks from the dollar store, and if you look real carefully, this is actually brick wallpaper.

這些是一元店裡買的海綿磚，如果你仔細看，這其實是磚牆紙。

But you also do have an in-window air conditioner.

This style of air conditioner is fairly rare in Japan.

They're usually mounted up top, and this here is a hookup for fiber optics, so you've got all the internet you would need.

它們通常安裝在頂部，這裡是光纖連接，是以你可以使用所有你需要的網絡。

Mind you, in Japan, Wi-Fi modules are everywhere.

要知道，在日本，Wi-Fi 模塊隨處可見。

The biggest problem with this place so far is just the noise.

到目前為止，這裡最大的問題就是噪音。

It's actually taken me a really long time to shoot this because this is one of the main streets of this area, and it is just filled with bikes and trucks and garbage trucks and stuff going through all hours.

實際上，我花了很長時間才拍到這張照片，因為這是這個地區的一條主要街道，街上到處都是自行車、卡車和垃圾車，而且不分晝夜。

This is probably so far the single noisiest apartment that I've had the opportunity to experience in Japan.

這可能是迄今為止我在日本有機會體驗到的最吵鬧的公寓了。

Mind you, some people just aren't that bothered by the noise, especially considering the fact that the rent here is unbelievably cheap at only about 40,000 yen per month.

不過，有些人並不太在意噪音，尤其是考慮到這裡的房租便宜得令人難以置信，每月僅需約 4 萬日元。

I also love how both of the windows and balconies have these...

我還喜歡兩個窗戶和陽臺上都有這些...

I can't fit through this window. ...have these little cover.

我穿不過這扇窗......有這些小蓋子。

It's not actually covered by anything, but it's wonderful.

實際上，它並沒有被任何東西覆蓋，但它非常棒。

And since we're on the outside edge of Tokyo, a lot of the buildings out here are much lower, and the view is quite nice, at least it is today.

由於我們位於東京的外緣，這裡的許多建築都要低矮得多，景色相當不錯，至少今天是這樣。

And these here look like you'd be able to hang poles on them for your laundry.

這些看起來可以掛上杆子，用來洗衣服。

But you may have also noticed that there's no toilet inside the apartment.

但你可能也注意到了，公寓裡沒有廁所。

I was actually warned, by the way, not to approach any of the residents of this building.

順便說一句，我其實被警告過，不要接近這棟樓裡的任何住戶。

And I also wanted to show you this, which is apparently a portable washing machine, which can wash up to one t-shirt or three pairs of socks.

我還想給你們看這個，這顯然是一臺便攜式洗衣機，最多可以洗一件 T 恤或三雙襪子。

Didn't even know stuff like that existed.

You've actually got to go to the front door, put your shoes back on, and then your toilet is going to be right here.

實際上，你得走到前門，把鞋穿上，然後你的廁所就在這裡。

Now, luckily, each floor or unit does have their own toilet space.

現在，幸運的是，每個樓層或單元都有自己的衛生間。

It is not a shared toilet situation, but...

這不是共用廁所的情況，而是...

Now, the door itself doesn't even open all the way, and this...

現在，門本身甚至不能完全打開，而這...

You have a little sink on top, but standing up inside may be a challenge for some people.

頂部有一個小水槽，但站在裡面對某些人來說可能是個挑戰。

Let's watch the claustrophobics freak out when we close the door.

讓我們看看幽閉恐懼症患者在我們關門時會有什麼反應。

And with limited ventilation, it does get very hot in here.

由於通風條件有限，這裡確實很熱。

It's not the kind of place that you would want to be in the depths of summer.

盛夏時節，你可不想去這種地方。

Now, I've only ever gotten a warning like this one time before, and it was when I shot a video about a $100 apartment here in Tokyo, and I was recommended just not to approach the residents because they may not be friendly, welcoming, or even want to talk.

我以前只接到過一次這樣的警告，那是我在東京拍攝一個關於 100 美元公寓的視頻時，有人建議我不要接近住戶，因為他們可能不友好、不熱情，甚至不想交談。

And here, I wasn't really given a reason.

而在這裡，我並沒有得到真正的理由。

It's probably a good idea if you just don't approach the residents.

如果你不接近居民，也許是個好主意。

Mind you, this building itself is actually fairly well-known.

要知道，這座建築本身其實是相當有名的。

The sign is kind of blocked right now, but it's called the Sankaku Biru, or Triangle...

這個標誌現在被擋住了，但它被稱為 Sankaku Biru，即三角...