Name: 顧問變身喜劇演員，用 Powerpoints 講述澳洲華人的特殊故事 (Consultant turned comedian delivers powerpoint about powerpoints | from special Chinese Australian)
Uploaded: 2025-07-26T15:57:16.000Z
Duration: 3 min 27 s

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I need a real day job so I take on my first ever one with my piss useless degree I take on the most piss useless job I become a management consultant.

我需要一份真正的日常工作，所以我拿著我那毫無用處的學位，開始了我的第一份工作，我做了一份最毫無用處的工作，我成了一名管理顧問。

過去簡單式

Oh nice well then um after that maybe in a few years you'll be standing on the stage doing this.

哦，那好吧，也許再過幾年，你就能站在舞臺上表演了。

You'll experience this when you go into it but the most common question I get asked as a consultant is like okay but what do consultants actually do like on a day-to-day basis like what are they doing and as someone that's done this for several years I can quite confidently say I don't know.

當你進入這個行業時，你就會體會到這一點，但作為一名顧問，我最常被問到的問題就是，好吧，但顧問們每天到底在做什麼，比如他們在做什麼，作為一個已經做了好幾年顧問的人，我可以很自信地說，我不知道。

We work with various clients like Pizza Hut, we put meetings into Outlook calendars and here's how a typical day in consulting would go.

我們與必勝客等不同的客戶合作，我們把會議放到 Outlook 日曆中，這就是諮詢行業典型的一天。

It would just be like meeting, meeting, meeting, meeting, coke, meeting.

就像開會、開會、開會、開會、可樂、開會。

And there's some people that are still like okay but what actually goes on in one of these meetings I'll demonstrate for you but um for this part I'm gonna need help from someone to do this so um I'm gonna pick someone out um I'm gonna pick you give them a round of applause.

有些人還在想，好吧，但實際上在這些會議上會發生什麼，我會為你演示，但這部分我需要有人幫忙才能完成，所以嗯，我會挑一個人出來，嗯，我會挑你給他們掌聲。

You can stay seated so there's your little slip of paper um do you see what else is happening across the front row?

你可以坐在座位上，這樣就有你的小紙條了，嗯，你看到前排還發生了什麼事嗎？

So you can read that piece of paper don't show anyone else and when I hand you the microphone all you have to do is just read what's on that piece of paper.

所以你可以讀那張紙 不要給其他人看 當我把麥克風遞給你時 你要做的就是讀那張紙上的內容

So here is how a meeting in consulting would go.

Our business is absolutely screwed Can you help us?

我們的生意徹底搞砸了，您能幫幫我們嗎？

I can fix all of your problems as long as you give us lots of money.

只要你給我們一大筆錢，我就能解決你所有的問題。

我們別無選擇，這裡有很多錢。

Thank you so now it has been six months where we have digitized, revolutionized, strategized and we are quite proud to tell you that what your business needs to do is give us more money we're still working on it.

謝謝你們，現在已經過去六個月了，我們已經實現了數字化、革命化和戰略化，我們可以非常自豪地告訴你們，你們的企業需要做的就是給我們更多的錢，我們還在努力。

Uh the market value for cocaine is quite high.

Well we've invested in you and it's too hard to change we better get a real solution next time here's more money.

好吧，我們已經在你們身上投資了，但要改變太難了，我們最好下次能找到真正的解決辦法，這裡有更多的錢。

Absolutely so now it has been three years we've worked in a team of about 50 we've done heaps of overtime we've worked really hard and you know we're quite proud to say that um we're going to be phasing out because um aka we have no solution so we're leaving.

當然，現在我們已經工作了三年，我們的團隊大約有 50 人，我們做了大量的加班工作，我們非常努力地工作，你知道，我們非常自豪地說，嗯，我們將逐步退出，因為嗯，又名我們沒有解決方案，所以我們要離開了。

So um I hate consulting in fact here's a visual representation of how I feel about consulting um but wait there's more bam bam bam bam bam

所以，我討厭諮詢業，事實上，這是我對諮詢業的直觀感受，但等等，還有更多咣噹咣噹咣噹咣噹的內容

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