Could you repeat the question? Oh yes it likes some gold and road shit

你能重複這個問題嗎?喔，好的。它喜歡一些黃金和路上的狗屎。

The Constitution? Oh yeah, that's right. The Constitution. Are these exact questions from the test?

是美國憲法嗎?喔 是啊，沒錯。就是美國憲法。這些是這項測驗確切的問題嗎?

Yap. This is stupid.

是啊。真愚蠢。

What doesn't it do? Clearly articulates

什麼是它不做的? 明確表達

the rights and freedoms that

美國公民擁有的權利和自由

US citizens have. It's a seven guidelines

它是七項給美國人的領導方針。

for American. You can't just bs this.

你不能這樣鬼扯。

In my word is to keep shit together

用我的話，就是臭味相投。

I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you something like each other

我不想汙辱你們的智商，告訴你們，

you think they are in an hour

你們所認為的那個樣子 ，在一個小時之後。

Right to love Beyonce' the first amendment that

喜歡碧昂絲的權利。第一個美國憲法修正案。

where in the Constitution. I feel so American right now.

我現在感覺超美國人的。

I don't know how I feel about that one

我不知道我對於那個問題的感覺。

Questions on this test are like written by the first grader. I think it's that you will

這些測驗的問題像是一年級生寫出來的。我覺得是

chant USA whenever someone else starts.

當有人在唱美國國歌的時候，你也會跟著唱。

Promise to fight for your right to party . To defend America?

承諾捍衛你對政黨的權利。保衛美國嗎?

If you're taking a tour to the White House and there's an attack on the white house

如果在白宮遊覽，此時白宮正好遭受攻擊的話，

promise to defend the president

你得去捍衛總統。

Susan B. Anthony so the first US flight

蘇珊比.安東尼是美國第一位飛行人員。

did she? Yap, she did.

她是嗎?是啊，她是。

She was suffragette right?

她是主張婦女有權利參政的人，對嗎?

Susan B .Anthony,she is coolest so I wish

蘇珊比.安東尼，她是最酷的，所以我希望

she never gave her unheated quality

她從未給自己不熱的特質

Thanks Susan . Love you, miss you

謝了，蘇珊。愛你也想念你。

I think like most Americans

我認為像大部份的美國人一樣

we thought we had more knowledge about subject than we actually did

對於主體的知識，我們認為自己有的比我們實際上有的還多，

but we spoke passionately about the things we did not know

可是我們熱切地說著我們不知道的那些事情，

,which is all that counts. And that is American to me.

那就是價值所在。對我而言那就是美國。