Name: 派拉蒙與特朗普的和解：大筆賄賂 | 傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦永垂不朽 | 國際足聯獎盃之爭 (Paramount’s Trump Settlement: A Big Fat Bribe | Jeffrey Epstein Never Dies | FIFA Trophy Row)
Uploaded: 2025-07-17T08:07:03.000Z
Duration: 12 min 41 s

It's me under this salt and pepper cookie pusher.

在這個鹽和胡椒餅幹推子下面的就是我。

For tonight, my upper lip is home to what many in the beauty industry are calling, technically, a mustache.

今晚，我的上脣長出了許多美容界人士所說的鬍子。

I know you've got questions, so let me take you behind the stache.

我知道你們有問題，所以讓我帶你們去看一看 "鬍子 "背後的故事。

The show was on vacation for the last couple of weeks, and I visited the beautiful nation of Turkey.

過去幾周，節目組在休假，我去了美麗的土耳其。

I had heard so many great things from Mayor Adams about it.

我從亞當斯市長那裡聽到了很多關於它的好話。

當我在那裡的時候，當我在那裡的時候、

I grew the traditional vacation cold beard.

And then, upon a threat of trial separation by my wife, Evy,

然後，在我妻子埃維的威脅下，我們開始了試探性的分居、

I went to a barber shop for a straight razor shave.

They have great barber shops in Istanbul.

When I sat down for the shave, he goes, we keep the mustache?

當我坐下來刮鬍子時，他說，我們留著鬍子吧？

And I said, no, my wife doesn't like it shaved off.

我說，不，我妻子不喜歡剃光。

他說，哦，非常均勻，非常均勻。

So for the rest of the trip, to everyone I was traveling with,

是以，在接下來的旅途中，我對與我同行的每個人都是如此、

OK, Stephen Colbert, Mr. Stephen, international purveyor of scented oils and rose-flavored candies.

好吧，斯蒂芬-科爾伯特，斯蒂芬先生，香油和玫瑰味糖果的國際銷售商。

Mr. Stephen has a signature cocktail made with bergamot and pistachio liqueur, which he orders at the swim-up bar in a bathing bottom that would get you arrested the sight of the Bosphorus.

斯蒂芬先生有一款用佛手柑和開心果利口酒調製的招牌雞尾酒，他在游泳吧點的這杯雞尾酒是在游泳時穿上的，他穿的泳褲會讓你在博斯普魯斯海峽的景色中被捕。

Mr. Stephen gets the best tables at all the best restaurants, because when Mr. Stephen walks in, the maitre d' sometimes thinks he's Bryan Cranston.

斯蒂芬先生在所有最好的餐廳都能坐上最好的位子，因為當斯蒂芬先生走進去的時候，領班有時會以為他是布萊恩-克蘭斯頓（Bryan Cranston）。

And tonight, and tonight, ladies and gentlemen, my mustache comes to you with a heavy heart, because while I was on vacation, my parent corporation,

今晚，女士們先生們，我的鬍子懷著沉重的心情來到你們面前，因為在我度假期間，我的父母公司、

Paramount, paid Donald Trump a $16 million settlement over his 60 minutes lawsuit.

派拉蒙公司就唐納德-特朗普的《60 分鐘》訴訟案向其支付了 1600 萬美元和解金。

As someone who has always been a proud employee of this network,

作為一個一直以該網絡員工為榮的人、

And I don't know if anything will ever repair my trust in this company.

我不知道我對這家公司的信任是否還能挽回。

But just taking a stab at it, I'd say $16 million would help.

不過，我敢說，1600 萬美元會有所幫助。

This settlement, this settlement, this settlement is for a nuisance lawsuit Trump filed claiming that 60 Minutes deceptively edited their interview with then-candidate Kamala Harris last fall.

這次和解、這次和解、這次和解是針對特朗普提起的妨害訴訟，特朗普聲稱《60 分鐘》欄目去年秋天對當時的候選人卡馬拉-哈里斯的採訪進行了欺騙性編輯。

Paramount knows they could have easily fought it, because in their own words, the lawsuit was completely without merit.

派拉蒙知道，他們本可以輕鬆地與之抗爭，因為用他們自己的話說，這起訴訟完全沒有法律依據。

And keep in mind, Paramount produced Transformers,

請記住，派拉蒙製作了《變形金剛》、

Now, unlike, unlike, unlike, unlike the payoffs from ABC and Twitter, Paramount's settlement did not include an apology.

現在，與 ABC 和 Twitter 的賠款不同，派拉蒙的和解並不包括道歉。

Instead, the corporation released a statement where they said, you may take our money, but you will never take our dignity.

相反，該公司發表聲明說："你們可以拿走我們的錢，但絕不能拿走我們的尊嚴。

You may, however, purchase our dignity for the low, low price of $16 million.

不過，您可以用 1600 萬美元的低價購買我們的尊嚴。

現在，我相信，我還能說什麼呢？

Now, I believe this kind of complicated financial settlement with a sitting government official has a technical name in legal circles.

現在，我相信這種與現任政府官員的複雜財務結算在法律界有一個專業名稱。

It's Big Fat Bribe, because this all comes as Paramount's owners are trying to get the Trump administration to approve the sale of our network to a new owner, Skydance.

這就是 "大發賄賂"，因為派拉蒙的所有者正試圖讓特朗普政府準許將我們的電視網出售給新的所有者 Skydance。

OK, that was, that was me dancing in the sky.

好吧，那是，那是我在天空中跳舞。

And some of the TV typers out there are blogging that once Skydance gets CBS, the new owner's desire to please Trump could put pressure on late night host and frequent Trump critic, Stephen Colbert.

一些電視打字員在博客中寫道，一旦天舞獲得哥倫比亞廣播公司，新東家討好特朗普的願望可能會給深夜節目主持人、經常責備特朗普的斯蒂芬-科爾伯特帶來壓力。

OK, OK, but how are they going to put pressure on Stephen Colbert if they can't find him?

好吧，好吧，但如果他們找不到斯蒂芬-科爾伯特，又如何向他施壓呢？

And even if they do, and even if they do,

即使他們這樣做了，即使他們這樣做了、

Mr. Stephen always has his scented oil business to fall back on.

斯蒂芬先生總有他的香油生意可以依靠。

哦，這是我從沒說過的一句話。

There's some fun news involving Jeffrey Epstein.

傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦（Jeffrey Epstein）的新聞很有趣。

While I was on vacation filtering cheap rosé through my stash like krill through a whale's baleen,

當我在度假時，就像磷蝦穿過鯨魚的鯨鬚一樣，過濾著我藏起來的廉價桃紅葡萄酒、

And now, Donald Trump is facing a revolt from his MAGA base over his failure to release the Jeffrey Epstein files.

現在，唐納德-特朗普正因為未能公佈傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦的檔案而面臨他的 MAGA 基友們的反抗。

MAGA and a bunch of other folks have long believed that Jeffrey Epstein did not die by suicide back in 2019, but instead was killed to prevent him from revealing the names of prominent elites who he was blackmailing because of the stuff with the plane and the island and the girls.

長期以來，MAGA 和其他一些人一直認為，傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦並不是在 2019 年自殺身亡的，而是為了防止他洩露因飛機、小島和女孩的事情而被他勒索的知名精英的名字而被殺害的。

And the Trump campaign rode into office on a giant wave of conspiracy theories.

而特朗普競選團隊則是乘著陰謀論的巨浪上臺的。

And Trump administration officials like Attorney General Pam Bondi, head of the FBI,

特朗普政府官員，如司法部長帕姆-邦迪（Pam Bondi），聯邦調查局局長、

Kash Patel, and Vice President J.D. Vance have all said the government is hiding evidence about who the clients of Jeffrey Epstein were, which is hard to dispute because we don't know for sure who the clients of Jeffrey Epstein were.

帕特爾（Kash Patel）和副總統萬斯（J. D. Vance）都說政府隱瞞了傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦客戶的證據，這一點很難質疑，因為我們並不確定傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦的客戶是誰。

But last week, Bondi dropped a bomb-dy, releasing a memo saying that there is no incriminating client list of Epstein and no credible evidence that Epstein blackmailed prominent individuals.

但在上週，邦迪拋出了一枚重磅炸彈，發佈了一份備忘錄，稱並沒有愛潑斯坦的犯罪客戶名單，也沒有可信的證據表明愛潑斯坦勒索了知名人士。

你不能把這個從你的基地帶走。

What are we going to find out next, that immigrants aren't eating cats?

下一步我們會發現什麼，移民不吃貓嗎？

That if you sail to the horizon, you don't fall off the world?

如果你駛向地平線，就不會從世界上掉下來？

That explain this cover for Kansas' point of no return?

這就能解釋堪薩斯州的不歸路？

MAGA's especially mad at Trump himself because just in February, Attorney General Bondi said this.

MAGA 尤其生特朗普自己的氣，因為就在二月份，司法部長邦迪說了這樣一句話。

One of the things that you alluded to, and this is something Donald Trump has talked about, the DOJ may be releasing the list of Jeffrey Epstein's clients.

你提到的其中一件事，也是唐納德-特朗普談到的，司法部可能會公佈傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦的客戶名單。

It's sitting on my desk right now to review.

它現在就放在我的桌子上，等著我審閱。

If it was sitting on Pam Bondi's desk in February and now it doesn't exist, that can only mean one thing.

如果二月份它還在帕姆-邦迪的辦公桌上，而現在卻不存在了，那隻能說明一件事。

And don't try to tell me it just committed deskicide.

And before you answer, imagine that I don't have this mustache.

在你回答之前，想象一下我沒有這鬍子。

Trump's base heard that and went banana pants.

特朗普的支持者們聽了這話，就穿上了香蕉褲。

So Bondi released a 10-hour security video of the door to Epstein's cell to show that no one else went in.

於是邦迪公佈了愛潑斯坦牢房門口長達 10 小時的監控錄像，以證明沒有其他人進去過。

Only problem, at one point the video actually skips ahead 60 seconds in what some are calling a missing minute.

唯一的問題是，有一次視頻實際上跳過了 60 秒，有人稱之為 "缺失的一分鐘"。

It sounds suspicious, but Bondi explained it during a cabinet meeting.

這聽起來很可疑，但邦迪在一次內閣會議上對此進行了解釋。

There was a minute that was off the counter.

And what we learned from Bureau of Prisons was every year, every night, they redo that video.

我們從監獄局瞭解到，每年每晚，他們都會重新制作那段視頻。

是以，每天晚上，視頻都會重新設置。

And every night should have the same minute missing.

每天晚上都應該有同樣的一分鐘缺失。

Because in a maximum security prison, they always turn off the cameras for a little bit every night.

因為在戒備森嚴的監獄裡，他們每晚都會關掉攝像頭一會兒。

You know, I mean, even murderers need to dance like no one's watching.

你知道，我的意思是，即使是殺人犯也需要跳舞，就像沒有人在看一樣。

Also, also murder like no one's watching.