Uh dealbreaker. On a date...

I would say a dating deal breaker, which is something Jacob does often

Is that he's always on his phone.

Texting at dinner

Taking pictures of your food

You know, you say something that finally needs a response and then there's just

dead silence. It's pretty embarrassing.

What was that?

I have a lot of dating deal breakers, I'd say.

I'm just going to list off a few.

Don't talk about your ex-girlfriend. Don't do shots.

I don't really want to see pictures of your animal, especially a cat.

If he didn't say anything funny, I will not call him back.

I think my dating deal breaker is apathy.

Lying. I can't be with someone who lies.

Punctuality. If they're just like, extremely late, you're obviously not their first priority.

No second date. Good bye.

Don't bring out your star mobile. That's actually happened to me.

Like, glow stars on the ceiling, it's too soon.

Major deal breaker is personal hygiene. You gotta wear deodorant. You gotta brush your teeth.

Don't tell me that you've been on five Tinder dates in the past week and that this is the sixth one.

Um, don't be an assh*le.

I think one of the worst dates I've been on, if I can recall, is a girl that makes the whole date all about her.

Forgot that she had a person in front of her

We grabbed pizza. We walked around to a few stores. I asked him a question about himself

and he responded, "meow meow." He didn't answer with words. He just meowed at me.

The date could not have ended sooner. Please don't meow at me.

Ever.

What do I do with this?

What do you want me to do with it? What do you want me to do?

Was I supposed to catch that?

He loves me, he loves me not.

What is your dating deal breaker?