I spent the past several months hiding in my Gagarage Since I've been gone others have tried to

claim the Gaga Crown When Miley tries to be me she looks like a

slutty clown Now lets try on some bras with claws and balls

I'm digging through my closet tryin' to find an outfit

Cus I can't decide what to wear for this video Gaga LaCage aux folles

Montage! What if I dressed up like a bug

That's not your best look

Or stand naked behind Doug

I have to go to work

There's nothing covering my butt

That's not a new thing

Maybe I should call up Tim Gunn

What are you doing?

D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E

Is this a spelling bee?

That skirt's not making it work. Don't twerk!

R-S-T-L-N-E

Quit playing Scrabble, please. You'll get no more help from Tim Gunn. I'm

done

Sometimes my lyrics are unintellegible

What?

Because I put emphasis on On wrong syllable

Ooooh

I like to read Dean Koontz and Dean Koontz

likes to read to me

You shouldn't be bragging

He's not that good

I was once full of shit now, now I think shit is full of me

Check out my pixel bra bra bra bra Hotter than menapause pause

Give me gagapplause plause plause Hey, everybody stop and dancing and cheer

for me cus I'm your boss ba boss ba boss. Do it

This is song is better than Roar

That song is so dumb

Katy Perry freaking sucks

She had work done

Here comes a spoiler alert

I am GA-GOD Watch the church get all butthurt

And I'm Gaga-Claus

P-E-R-E-Z- I-F- -U-R- -R-E-A-D-I-N-G T-H-I-S- I- H-A-T-E- Y-O-U-R- A-S-S- F-A-C-E

Triple word score. I won