Name: 我們選擇了最難的 "你願意嗎"？ (We Took The Hardest Would You Rather)
Uploaded: 2025-06-17T18:27:12.000Z
Duration: 5 min 34 s

Hello, I'm here with the lovely, beautiful, Jessica.

大家好，我是可愛美麗的傑西卡。

So today, we are going to take the hardest would you rather quiz.

所以，今天我們來做一個最難的 "你願意嗎 "測驗。

I love thinking about if put in a terrible position, what should I do?

我喜歡思考，如果陷入困境，我該怎麼辦？

Would you rather give up cheese or give up oral sex?

你寧願放棄奶酪還是放棄口交？

Ooh, is it me giving the oral sex or just receiving?

哦，是我在口交還是你在接受？

我認為，一般來說，所有的口交都是如此。

帕爾馬乾酪，婊子，帕爾馬乾酪。

There's other ways to fulfill myself sexually.

還有其他方式可以滿足我的性慾。

Would you rather have Cheeto fingers for the rest of your life or have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat for the rest of your life?

你是願意一輩子吃奇多手指，還是願意一輩子被爆米花核卡在喉嚨裡？

Have you had a popcorn kernel stuck in your throat before?

Not in my throat, but I've had it in, like, behind my teeth.

不是在喉嚨裡，而是在牙齒後面。

Yeah, I'm gonna have Cheeto fingers for the rest of my life.

是啊，我下半輩子都會有奇多手指了。

The picture that they have here is of Cheetos on your hand.

你寧願，哦，夥計，哦，夥計。

Would you rather use sandpaper as toilet paper or hot sauce as eye drops?

你願意用砂紙當衛生紙，還是用辣醬當眼藥水？

I just will never put hot sauce in my eye.

我只是永遠不會把辣醬放進眼睛裡。

老兄，你能想象我的臉有多紅嗎

Next, would you rather never have access to the internet or have Nicolas Cage always within one meter of you?

接下來，你是願意永遠無法上網，還是願意尼古拉斯-凱奇永遠在你一米之內？

他有點瘋瘋癲癲的，但我也是。

I think we would become a meme if he was always with you.

如果他總是和你在一起，我想我們會成為一個備忘錄。

Which would be cool, because he's on film sets and stuff.

這樣就很酷了，因為他經常去片場之類的地方。

Would you rather sh** bricks or puke slugs?

That's a rectangle square thing, and your butt is round.

那是一個長方形的方形東西，而你的屁股是圓的。

Would you rather have a permanent clown face or have permanent clown clothes?

你願意擁有一張永久的小丑臉，還是擁有永久的小丑服裝？

Oh, this is terrible, because I hate clowns.

哦，這太可怕了，因為我討厭小丑。

I'm kind of scared of them, but I think it's the face that scares me.

我有點害怕它們，但我覺得是它們的臉讓我害怕。

You'd just be like, oh, I'm wearing stripes and dots.

你就會想，哦，我穿的是條紋和圓點的衣服。

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