Name: 斯蒂芬-科爾伯特的 "證明一下"--阿什能扣籃嗎？第 4 集裡克-皮蒂諾教練 (Stephen Colbert's "Prove It" - Can Asher Dunk? Episode 4 feat. Coach Rick Pitino)
Uploaded: 2025-06-17T17:38:45.000Z
Duration: 9 min 29 s

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Give it up for Louis Cato and the Lakeshore Band right over there.

為那邊的路易斯-卡託和湖岸樂隊鼓掌。

Come on, come on. Folks, tonight, I am proud to present the first-ever fourth installment of our groundbreaking segment

來吧，來吧。朋友們，今晚，我很榮幸地為大家帶來我們開創性欄目的第四期節目

Ja Morant of the Memphis Grizzlies delivered this mind-bending double-pump dunk.

孟菲斯灰熊隊的賈-莫蘭特（Ja Morant）送出了這個令人匪夷所思的雙人扣籃。

Obviously, it's a feat of extraordinary physical grace and athletic ability, and no ordinary person could do that, is what any sane person would say.

顯然，這是一項非凡的體態優雅和運動能力的壯舉，任何一個正常人都不會這麼說。

My writer Asher Perlman, who, after seeing that dunk, texted his friend Andrew, quote, "...the specific way in which I'm crazy is that

我的作家阿什-帕爾曼（Asher Perlman）在看到這一扣籃後，給他的朋友安德魯發去簡訊，引述如下："......我瘋狂的具體表現是

I think I could do that if you gave me six months."

如果你給我六個月的時間，我想我能做到。"

Well, viewers of the show will know that we've been helping Asher try to prove that once a month ever since.

看過節目的觀眾都知道，從那時起，我們每個月都會幫助阿什證明這一點。

And it's time for another check-in. Please welcome my writer and self-diagnosed crazy person, Asher Perlman.

又到了簽到時間。歡迎我的作家、自稱瘋子的阿什-帕爾曼（Asher Perlman）。

I got you a trainer. I sent you to train with superstar coach Rick

我給你找了個教練我把你送到超級明星教練裡克那裡接受訓練

裡克-皮蒂諾，他是真正的高手。

Coach of both the Knicks and the Celtics.

He's taken six different colleges to the NCAA tournament, three to the

他曾將六所不同的大學帶入 NCAA 錦標賽，其中三所進入了

Here he is at his current school, giving a pep talk at St. John's in Queens, New York.

這是他在現在的學校，紐約皇后區聖約翰學校做動員講話。

Don't you know what adversity is all about?

難道你不知道逆境是怎麼回事嗎？

That's the f***ing game of life, not the game of basketball.

這就是他媽的人生遊戲，而不是籃球比賽。

You don't f***ing get down when things go wrong.

你挖掘它，你就會變得更堅強。

Shoots straight from the hip. Yes, he does.

直接從臀部開槍。是的，他就是這樣。

I know you did because we filmed it. Jim?

我知道，因為我們拍下來了吉姆？

I went to St. John's University to meet with legendary basketball coach Rick Pitino.

我去聖約翰大學會見了傳奇籃球教練裡克-皮蒂諾。

And you know I was taking it seriously because I was willing to travel to Queens. Asher? Hey.

你知道我是認真的，因為我願意去皇后區。阿什？ Asher?嘿 Hey.

裡克-皮蒂諾阿什 很高興見到你

Okay. Yeah. Are you close to dunking a basketball?

到目前為止，我們已經進行了三次嘗試。

That's not very good. And then here's two.

That's not very good also. Maybe it's the fact that you weren't in basketball gear.

這也不太好。也許是因為你沒有穿籃球裝備吧。

Well there, there, there I'm in shorts. Okay.

好了，好了，我穿短褲了。好吧 Okay.

What do you think of that one? It's getting better.

你覺得那個怎麼樣？越來越好了

You think it's getting better? A little bit. You hit the rim.

你覺得情況好轉了嗎？有一點你打到籃板了

Colbert said that I was getting lower. Is that right? So can you look dead to camera and tell him that he's wrong? He's making progress. I think he's, his vertical right now is that of a junior high basketball player.

高拔說我越來越低了是這樣嗎？那你能死死盯著鏡頭 告訴他他錯了嗎？他有進步我覺得他現在的垂直度 和國中籃球運動員差不多

So based on this, what would you say I'm doing right?

根據這些情況，你認為我做得對嗎？

I'm not quite sure what you're doing right. How are you physically?

我不太確定你做得對不對。你的身體狀況如何？

Can I, can I put you through some basketball drills and you get through that? Yes.

我能讓你進行一些籃球訓練嗎？可以 Yes.

就像我慢跑的時候，它們有點疼。

And my back, I throw up my back very frequently. Maybe about once a month or so. Yeah.

還有我的背，我的背經常疼。大概一個月一次吧是啊 Yeah.

要實現這一點，你有很多事情要做。

I'm going to put you through one drill. I want to see it.

我要讓你參加一次演習我想看看

I want you to come on the backboard and hit it hard.

我要你站在後場籃板上，狠狠地打。

And then I want you to slide quickly back.

Hit the backboard. Each time I'm going to yell at you to get up higher.

打後場籃板每次我都會喊你站高一點。

Okay. Cool. But you're going to pound that backboard.

好了準備好了？準備好了開始 Go.

Now you're supposed to just hold on to this basketball though.

不過，現在你應該緊緊抓住這個籃球。

I can't hold on to it. Can I ask you something?

我堅持不住了我能問你一件事嗎？

Yeah. Because you're kind of the king of the motivational halftime speech.

是啊因為你是中場休息勵志演講之王

And I'm about halfway to the end of the whole thing. Could you give me one of your trademark motivational speeches?

而我已經完成了一半。你能給我來一段你標誌性的勵志演講嗎？

So right now you're handling adversity very well. You're failing.

所以，現在你很好地處理了逆境。你失敗了

Miserably. Because you're not even close to dunking the basketball.

你有六個星期的時間來完成它。

Every ounce of perspiration you have in you, you must put forth right now.

你身上的每一滴汗水，現在都必須流出來。

Let's take one step and try to touch it with two hands. Okay.

讓我們邁出一步，試著用兩隻手觸摸它。好的

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