Name: 男孩們荒唐可笑的瞬間（他們根本沒醉） (Funny moment of the boys absurdity (They're not even drunk))
Uploaded: 2025-06-14T07:14:07.000Z
Duration: 12 min 21 s

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Not necessarily because I go looking for but because by osmosis with Twitter for you page you get exposed to it I think I've seen more kiriko source filmmaker Pornography than I have of the character in the game, so when I see her in the game.

不一定是因為我去尋找，而是因為通過推特你的頁面你接觸到它的滲透，我認為我已經看到更多的桐子源電影製片人色情比我在遊戲中的字元，所以當我看到她在遊戲中。

Oh, bro Have you have you heard of that there?

There are people like like there's so much specifically Widowmaker Mercy diva and Kiriko like like r34 stuff on the internet that some people only know them from that They didn't they don't even know that they're in a game now You know you want to know you want to know something so funny a buddy of mine When it went to like like a year or so ago went to the cinema with his parents like as a sort of I'm gonna Go home visit my parents kind of thing told me a story about how like has a good relationship with his dad, right?

有的人喜歡像有這麼多具體 寡婦製造者慈悲DIVA和桐子喜歡像R34的東西在互聯網上，有些人只知道他們從，他們沒有，他們甚至不知道，他們是在一個遊戲中，現在你知道你想知道你想知道的東西，所以有趣的是，我的一個哥們，當它去像一年左右前去電影院與他的父母喜歡作為一種我要回家看望我的父母那種事告訴我一個故事，如何喜歡有一個良好的關係，他的父親，對不對？

and they talk about some stuff that maybe other people would not talk about with their parents and Suddenly somehow gone under the subject of plant and dad brings up.

他們會談論一些其他人可能不會和父母談論的話題，而這些話題會突然莫名其妙地成為植物和父親提起的話題。

Yeah, have you heard about this overwatch stuff that Widowmaker is really?

是啊，你聽說過 Widowmaker 這個超時空要塞嗎？

Like no Man like 55 year old guy suddenly brings up Widowmaker, and he's like alright.

沒有人像 55 歲的老傢伙突然提起寡婦製造者，而他卻覺得沒什麼。

I need you to stop I Don't even have a skin for Juno though Maybe I should get the mythic skin just buy it right now so I can have it for the stream Get get get the magical girl skin.

我甚至連朱諾的皮膚都沒有，也許我應該買個神話皮膚，現在就買，這樣我就能在直播時用了。

I don't believe you Well, you're gonna give man to the skin, but you're not gonna.

我不相信你 你會把人交給皮膚 但你不會的

What the fuck man You want me to give you nitro?

Bro, bro wants to be your discord and you are denying him the opportunity My man saw how I treat Luka.

兄弟，兄弟想成為你的不和，而你卻剝奪了他的機會，我的人看到了我是如何對待盧卡的。

You can be my disco if you know what's the chain here Yeah, I'll take that Wait, this is freaky Yo, damn, you know I didn't know you had it like that am I wrong am I wrong be honest with me am I wrong?

你可以當我的迪斯科舞者 如果你知道這裡的鏈條是什麼的話 是的，我要那個 等等，這太奇怪了 喲，該死的，你知道嗎 我不知道你有那樣的東西 我錯了嗎 我錯了嗎，跟我說實話 我錯了嗎？

Yo, tell me Juno doesn't have it like that.

Oh, she does what oh she does look at that Look at this thing look at what she's putting out there You know Blizzard of fiending when they make us when we make a suit so tight they need to make room for the front You know what?

哦，她做了什麼 哦，她做了什麼 看看這個 看看這個 看看她把什麼放在那裡 你知道暴風雪的惡魔 當他們讓我們 當我們讓一個西裝太緊 他們需要騰出空間的前面 你知道嗎？

Like Jesus Christ, dude There's no wonder she's an astronaut because that has is out of this world This man is this man needs to be put in prison.

就像耶穌基督，老兄 難怪她是太空人，因為那已經超出了這個世界 這個男人是這個男人需要被送進監獄。

I swear to God guys favorite overwatch character Okay Why you know I Am here What did she make that sound when she got hit she was like, uh, I mean I don't know if I get hurt like that if I get shot with like a beam of fire gonna be like No, you would go I'm here.

我對天發誓，夥計們最喜歡的超視距角色 好吧，你為什麼知道我在這裡 她被擊中時發出了什麼聲音，她就像，呃，我的意思是，我不知道，如果我受到這樣的傷害，如果我被射中像一束火會像不，你會去我在這裡。

You would go like that Just keep beaming me I've almost got all Yes, I swear to God whoever put that in the game needs to be So much just getting nudged around for 25 Seconds straight whoever thought to add that may ability in the game needs to be hung drawn and cord They need their balls ripped off and I want to eat them on my they're on my pizza right now.

是的，我對天發誓，不管是誰把它放進遊戲裡的，他都該受到嚴厲的懲罰，就因為他在遊戲裡連續被點了25秒鐘，不管是誰想在遊戲里加入這種能力的，他都該被吊起來抽筋剝皮，他們需要把他們的蛋蛋扯下來，我要把它們吃到我的披薩上，他們現在就在我的披薩上。

I hope Jesus Christ This is why I play DPS and Marvel Rivals because playing tank in a shooter game is just like art is like literally just ball Punishment for 24 24 hours straight.

我希望耶穌基督這就是我玩 DPS 和 Marvel Rivals 的原因，因為在射擊遊戲中扮演坦克就像藝術一樣，簡直就是連續 24 24 小時的球類懲罰。

Oh Yeah, you you you cue Willie flirting with me with you cue me You are you Even saying anything Good good.

哦，是啊，你，你，你提示威利與我調情 你提示我，你是你 甚至說什麼好。

Good huge Whoo, dude, I can't do anything.

好大喔，老兄，我什麼都做不了。

不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，停下來。

No tilt We research we need to figure out what that is.

不傾斜，我們需要研究出那是什麼。

These guys have read tutorial Gosh Gosh Please I really want it.

這些人都讀過《天哪，天哪，求你了，我真的很想要。

Shut the fuck up where you can You can customize these nuts in your mouth, right?

閉上你的鳥嘴 你可以把這些堅果放進嘴裡，對吧？

What is this Widowmaker skin which way to make a skin the one in the battle pass What is this a Harley Quinn ass?

這個寡婦製造者的皮膚是什麼？

It he was dangerous she was his queen what's it called Harlequin?

他是危險人物，她是他的皇后 這叫什麼哈萊金？

Oh my Like I have to get why did they I still don't understand what like I'm grateful but like the way the overwatch devs were on such like a When they made these characters that they had to they made this that this kid that the suits So tight that they needed to model the gooch as well, right like unbelievable.

我還是不明白他們為什麼要這麼做，我很感激他們，但《超時空要塞》的開發人員在製作這些角色時，他們不得不把這個孩子的衣服做得這麼緊，以至於他們需要把古奇也做成模型，這簡直不可思議。

無可奉告，我需要你來攻擊他們。

I need you to destroy them mentally and physically Claude I need you to call it that Genji right now.

我需要你從精神和肉體上摧毀他們 克勞德，我需要你現在就叫源治。

No, no caller ID and be like What are you wearing right now?

不，沒有來電顯示，就像你現在穿的是什麼？

I mean, I'm in your closet All Right, here's what I'm gonna do.

我的意思是，我在你的衣櫃裡 好吧，這就是我要做的。

I'm gonna call I'm gonna call their significant or parents Okay, this is specifically their mother and I'm gonna go on the phone and go I'm gonna hang up Oh The coal has been traced the coal is coming from inside my ass August 28th John Cena the WWE super slam Yeah Genji's unkillable.

我要打電話給他們的父母 好吧，我是他們的母親，我要打電話給他們的父母 好吧，我是他們的母親，我要打電話給他們的父母 好吧，我是他們的母親，我要打電話給他們的母親 我要掛斷電話

He's like so much HP and they're just like he's like pocketed by like 50,000 things.

他就像這麼多的惠普和他們就像他的口袋裡像50,000的東西。

Yeah, it's like, okay so the supports just die instantly and Yeah, there you go and you can just dash away he's one he's one he's one he's always on here you're fighting it I'm good.

是啊，這就像，好吧 所以支持者只是瞬間死亡 是啊，你去那裡 你可以只衝走 他是一個 他是一個 他是一個 他總是在這裡 你打它 我很好。

It's the way I have 700 health and it died.

這就是我擁有 700 健康的方式，它死了。

It disappears in 0.5 seconds It's unbelievable I'm good.

它在 0.5 秒內就消失了，真是難以置信，我很好。

是啊，我真的不知道該怎麼辦。

No, I'm never playing Junker Queen again.

This is such a bad idea guys Just do what you did last game My algorithms, why don't you just be quiet for a minute?

這真是個餿主意，你們就像上一場比賽那樣做吧 我的算法，你們為什麼不安靜一會兒呢？

Yeah What can I say I'm a nice guy, I'm a nice guy By the way, he's a nice guy and he's six foot four the six foot four feminists love women from a little too much Laugh actually killed me.

是啊，我能說什麼呢，我是個好人，我是個好人 順便說一句，他是個好人，他身高一米七四 一米七四的女權主義者愛女人愛得有點過頭了 笑真的殺了我。

I'm gonna throw A Little too much No, oh my god Mercy, I need you to hit it crazy style.

我要扔得太多了，不，天哪，憐憫，我需要你用瘋狂的方式擊打。

I don't have any skins on this account Can you make right heart say like like roleplay that right heart like that Mercy's like is he kitten?

我這個賬戶上沒有任何皮膚，你能不能讓右心說像角色扮演那樣的右心，就像梅西的那樣，他是小貓嗎？

I want to see my kitten post funny emotes in the chat on discord Not now kitten.

我想看到我的小貓在 Discord 聊天室裡發佈有趣的表情 現在不行，小貓。

Daddy's gaming The point is I need winning so I can buy you discord nitro Yeah, you would say that kitten.

爸爸的遊戲 重點是我要贏，這樣才能給你買迪斯科硝基 是啊，你會這麼說的，小貓咪。

Let's lop on on call tonight Receive my Wow, did you normally say yeah, they would say that this is like we're really out of character Willie you better say slash OC right now.

我的哇，你通常會說，是啊，他們會說，這就像我們真的出格威利你最好說斜線OC現在。

Also, my emotions gonna be ruined He's going a little nuts he's getting a little nuts you want to get nuts, let's get nuts I Can't believe we got diff that hard That's how we have to play that's how we have to play this game we have to write the law box Do you make a diss track on someone in the end?

此外，我的情緒也會被毀掉，他有點瘋了，他有點瘋了，你想瘋，我們就來瘋吧，我真不敢相信我們會被耍得那麼狠，這就是我們必須玩的遊戲，這就是我們必須玩的遊戲，我們必須寫下法律的框框 你最後會對某人進行誹謗嗎？

I'm like the worst freestyler known to man, bro Who can just freestyle like that feel like you have to like study for a bit and like here by this guy Willie I think he's pretty silly.

我是史上最爛的自由泳選手，兄弟 誰能像他那樣自由泳？ 我覺得你得學習一下，就像威利這傢伙，我覺得他很傻。

I think he'd be better off That's it heading out to Philly and getting a cheesesteak instead of hanging out with people that He hates all the time in the room.

我覺得他最好還是去費城吃芝士牛排，而不是一直和他討厭的人呆在房間裡。

I want to hit him with a broom Yeah Vox well, he sucks My god, my life is over.

我想拿掃帚打他 是啊，沃克斯，他太差勁了 我的天，我的人生完了

I thought this is a career Moment This boxing bag is actually crazy.

我還以為這是個職業時刻 這個拳擊袋其實很瘋狂。

I want to do this with with with someone's balls what I Don't know who you're looking for King Kong maybe but good luck man King Kong's right over here Oh At least let's go to a bathhouse first man true sure we do that.

我不知道你在找誰，也許是金剛，但祝你好運，金剛就在那邊 哦，至少讓我們先去澡堂吧，夥計，我們一定要去。

Yeah We had I found some of us anyway Alright dizzy, love you guys.

是的，我找到了我們中的一些人 好了，頭暈了，愛你們。

Bye Optimus Prime Bumblebee Willie you're like bumblebee because I love what are you looking at Megatron?

再見擎天柱大黃蜂威利你就像大黃蜂，因為我喜歡你在看什麼威震天？

Yeah Yeah, no, no Okay, who is Starscream?

I did look at you The sky you're like, I know you're a hero, but I feel like you have like antihero vibes You know, all of crisis are antiheroes Wilson was literally a hit man.

我確實看著你的天空 你就像 我知道你是個英雄 但我覺得你有種反英雄的感覺 你知道 所有的危機都是反英雄 威爾遜真的是個殺手

Yeah, it was a that's that's the crazy thing about Willie Is they look at him, but he kills people.

是啊，這就是威利的瘋狂之處 他們看著他，但他殺了人。