Name: 非常醃製的特穆海運（2024 年）*非贊助特穆評論***。 (A VERY CURSED TEMU HAUL (2024) *not sponsored Temu review*)
Uploaded: 2025-05-23T10:08:41.000Z
Duration: 57 min 44 s

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胡說八道，胡說八道，胡說八道，胡說八道，胡說八道，胡說八道。

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

胡說八道，胡說八道，胡說八道，胡說八道，胡說八道。

And today we're having a look at some cursed items from Temu.

今天，我們來看看特穆的詛咒物品。

Quite some time ago, I asked my Twitch audience to join me to do some shopping for the most cursed items that we could possibly find.

很久以前，我邀請我的 Twitch 觀眾和我一起購物，尋找我們可能找到的最受詛咒的物品。

For the sake of search engine optimization and discoverability, let's go through some key terms right now that'll help this video get picked up in the YouTube recommended page.

出於搜索引擎優化和可發現性的考慮，讓我們現在就來看看一些關鍵術語，它們將有助於這段視頻在 YouTube 推薦頁面上被選中。

We'll find out on today's episode of Temu Haul.

我們將在今天的《Temu Haul》節目中揭曉答案。

So without further ado, let's head back to a time when I wasn't wearing a clip-on ponytail.

話不多說，讓我們回到我沒有扎馬尾辮的時候。

And let's have a look at shopping for these items on Temu.

讓我們來看看在 Temu 上購買這些物品的情況。

So it's the, I refuse to become a chicken nugget, which I appreciate.

所以，我拒絕成為雞塊，這一點我很欣賞。

This is basically what my rooster chief channels this vibe.

這基本上就是我的公雞首領所傳遞的資訊。

That's obviously he's holding his mobile phone to anyone that remembers the phone case that I added to my cart.

如果有人還記得我在購物車裡添加的手機殼，那很明顯他正拿著手機。

I do like this, but I'm gonna keep my eye out for some different signs because I can only have so many.

我很喜歡這個，但我會留意一些不同的標誌，因為我只能擁有這麼多。

And as much as I like this, it's not quite my color scheme.

雖然我很喜歡這個，但它不太適合我的配色方案。

This on the other hand, this is definitely my vibe.

另一方面，這絕對是我的氣場。

This little guy's from Harry Potter, isn't he?

這個小傢伙是《哈利-波特》裡的人物吧？

He's the one, they scream when you pull them out of the grass or out of the dirt.

當你把它們從草地或泥土裡拉出來時，它們就會尖叫。

They do what when you pull them out of what?

當你把它們從什麼地方拉出來時，它們會做什麼？

Or these, they, when you, in the movies, in the Harry Potter movies, when you grabbed onto the top of them and you yanked them up, they'd be like.

或者這些，它們，當你，在電影裡，在《哈利波特》電影裡， 當你抓住它們的頂端，把它們往上拉時，它們就會像這樣：

And then you had to put them back in the dirt and they'd stop screaming.

然後你必須把它們放回泥土裡，它們才會停止尖叫。

There's only one, only comes with one, but how, and how big are they?

只有一個，只有一個，但怎麼會有，有多大？

And thank you, Ashley, for using your bits.

謝謝你，阿什利，用了你的位子。

Um, it seems like Wish products on an AliExpress interface.

嗯，好像是阿里巴巴界面上的 Wish 產品。

And I'm like 80% certain it's the same company, to be honest.

老實說，我有 80% 的把握是同一家公司。

I think that they just gave it a makeover because they were like, nah, Wish isn't popular anymore.

我認為，他們只是對它進行了改造，因為他們覺得，吶，"心願 "已經不再流行了。

Let's just invest all our money in building some new platform so people think that they're buying from a different website, but it's actually the same.

讓我們把所有的錢都投入到建立一個新的平臺上，這樣人們就會認為他們是從不同的網站上購買的，但實際上是一樣的。

It's not an Angus beef burger, it's an angy beef burger.

這不是安格斯牛肉漢堡，而是安吉牛肉漢堡。

等等，你知道什麼會很搞笑嗎？

And then I set some like ridiculous goal so that when people donate, you know, like 10,000 seed bits,

然後我設定了一些類似荒唐的目標，這樣當人們捐贈時，你知道，就像捐贈 1 萬個種子比特、

I have to sit with this on my head for half an hour.

Have to stop playing whatever game I'm playing and I have to put the burger on my head.

不管我在玩什麼遊戲，都得停下來，把漢堡放在頭上。

It's like, you got to sit in the naughty corner.

就好像，你得坐在淘氣的角落裡。

It's bigger than I expected, but that's definitely a good thing for me.

它比我想象的要大，但這對我來說絕對是件好事。

The fabric is really good and doesn't rip easily.

I put my iPad and wallet in there along with some other things.

我把 iPad 和錢包以及其他一些東西放在裡面。

And I still use it as a pillow because you can't feel anything but the pillow itself.

我還把它當枕頭用，因為除了枕頭本身，你什麼都感覺不到。

So you know like when you've been up studying all night, you go to uni, you sit one class, you got to wait a while for your next class, you go to university, you go to university, you go to university, you go to university, you wait a while for your next class, you go to the canteen and you need to have a sleep and you like fall asleep on the desk, but you're really worried because your bag is next to you.

你知道，當你熬夜學習時，你去上大學，上完一堂課，下一堂課還得等一會兒，你去上大學，你去上大學，你去上大學，下一堂課還得等一會兒，你去食堂，你需要睡一覺，你就像趴在桌子上睡著了，但你真的很擔心，因為你的書包就在你旁邊。

And you're like, what if I'm sleeping and someone tries to rob me while I'm at the, you know,

你會想，如果我在睡覺 有人想趁我不備搶劫我怎麼辦？

I'm sitting outside the kebab shop at uni and someone might try to steal my stuff.

我坐在大學的烤肉店外面，可能會有人想偷我的東西。

You lay your head on the table in the cafeteria at uni and you can safely snooze.

在大學食堂裡，你把頭放在桌子上，就可以安心地打盹了。

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