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  • Okay, people, we got one week until the park opens, all right?

  • So let's run through it all again, and this time

  • Please, don't forget your accents.

  • Get off my case!

  • It's hot in this getup, you choad!

  • I've got seven days to get this place ready

  • And if I don't make it work, I'm right back to the finger-painting college.

  • My junk is numb!

  • [horse whinnies]

  • Ohh! I bit my tongue!

  • Can someone get the Filipino employee back on that horse?

  • This place could become the best medieval theme park in the world

  • The only problem is that a lot of the employees here

  • work about as hard as a bucket of apples.

  • [laughs]

  • It's beer and a ton of powdered donuts

  • 'Cause it's powerful yeahhhh

  • Powdered SUGAR!

  • I like to get freaky

  • Get what I mean?

  • I can see your crack.

  • Don't look at me!

  • I bet your crack went out with your face.

  • Do you know what that even means?

  • It means you're pathetic.

  • [whimper]

  • I hate that kid.

  • Who threw these poops on me?!

  • Listen, son, I'll give you four cents each for them banilla wafers.

  • You can eat sand, young man

  • I mean, this guy's really ridiculous

  • [slap]

  • Owww!

  • Uh-oh

  • Hey girl, how you been?

  • Face lick -

  • Ooh, girl, you taste REAL good.

  • You a fan of the Pikachu?

  • Hmm, uhhh

  • Ooo weee, she definitely gets a huzzah!

  • Dude, that's Denise.

  • Last night we met this cool guy

  • And he was black

  • And then we went to the firebug's house

  • And I was so good

  • Though Beth overdrinks.

  • Is that right

  • Totally, I mean, she doesn't just sip it

  • She gets trashed and unrolls my socks

  • But I eat shrimps

  • You got the dope?

  • Yeah, for shiz

  • Hey, man, hey, listen

  • Man, I don't know if I'm able to talk to you if you got a stink booty

  • Nyah!

  • Nyah, nyah, nyah!

  • Kind sir, I am the evil stud-muffin

  • Oh really?

  • You bet

  • I got girls in my dreams

  • How do you feel about people who go "Hadouken!"

  • Hey, let's dance!

  • To music!

  • Chh-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chh-chh

  • That's my jam, holmes

  • I've always wanted to work at a Renaissance Faire, Mr. Eddie

  • Dang it, Petey, don't ever call it a Renaissance Faire, all right?

  • Do you trust toothpaste?

  • Yeah, I think it's all right.

  • Go have your butt checked.

  • No, no thanks.

  • Psych!

  • I bet that you were a vaguely hot woman

  • Back in your day

  • [slap]

  • You been busy?

  • I'm working on a gravity belt!

  • Hey Jimmy, how's it going? All right?

  • Today, I had a cheesesteak

  • Then I got a Walkman

  • Like a fancy Walkman?

  • Kind of.

  • I mean, anyone who puts a slice of pizza on bread

  • is a Puka-Chay Puka-Chay

  • That's Aztec for "lazy farmer"

  • I looked on Wikipedia

  • Cool stuff!

  • Now I'm gonna touch you.

  • Do you want to hear your dad sing to you?

  • 'Cause you know, I groove to Kanye's new stuff.

  • Look Petey,

  • I just want to comfort you

  • A nice massage and everything, okay?

  • No thank you, I don't —

  • B'daaa

  • I mean, I just don't —

  • "A zeeba, zooba, zizzoo bo bah"

  • That's what it sounds like you're saying right now.

  • Darth Vader is bad

  • And his assistant is a mouse

  • Mmmm, and he used the Force to fix all his cats

  • Yes, yes, he did

  • In the basement, I hid some tube socks.

  • And, that was just crazy. Who hides dumb tube socks?

  • Old viking dudes.

  • Tell me how you found the kitten meat.

  • What does that mean?

  • The kitten meat I put in my burgers everybody just ate?

  • What?

  • What, they're just baby cats

  • Geez

  • Um, did that just happen?

  • I'm not feeling good

  • 'Cause we should have not eaten kitten meat

  • Poor baby

  • You need a song

  • [singing] Little bunny bunny

  • You're so pretty and cute and you're precious to me

  • That's not doing much good.

  • You dress ratchet.

  • You're so mean, you're SO mean!

  • Well, you're a big toot!

  • Well, you jerk, at least I never kissed Johnny Schatzmann

  • He was a capricorn!

  • Your dog is eewie and it stinks!

  • Aww, come on!

  • Now I ask YOU a question,

  • You think they should make iPhones for babies? 'Cause I do

  • Hee ooh ohhhhh

  • The hotdog stand's got no ketchup.

  • Jazz hand.

  • We should start with the

  • Okay, that's it.

  • Wait, no

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