Name: 【看影集學英文】《生活大爆炸》生不生小孩甘你什麼事啦！ (Who's gonna be friends with my kids now! - The Big Bang Theory)
Uploaded: 2025-04-17T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 1 min 19 s

You're not having kids, how could you do this to me?

你沒有要生孩子，怎麼能這樣對我？

Because your kids were supposed to be friends with my kids, who's gonna be friends with them now?

因為你的孩子本該和我的孩子做朋友，現在誰還會和他們做朋友呢？

Oh, sure, cause Sheldon's DNA plus my DNA equals a kid who knows how to make friends, grow up.

哦，當然，因為謝爾頓的 DNA 加上我的 DNA 會生出一個懂得交朋友的孩子，醒醒吧。

We were supposed to get pregnant together, we were gonna be barf buddies, we were supposed to massage each other's perineums with vitamin E.

我們本該一起懷孕，我們本該成為吐友，我們本該用維生素E按摩對方的會陰。

I'm about to be your barf buddy right now.

Listen, when you have kids, I'm still gonna be there, I'm gonna be their fun aunt Penny, who gives them candy and teaches them swear words and tells them stories about what a weirdo their mother is.

聽著，等你有了孩子，我還是會在你身邊 我會是他們有趣的佩妮阿姨，給他們糖果，教他們髒話，跟他們講他們媽媽是個怪人的故事。

What is gonna be hard is letting go of the dream of us breastfeeding each other's babies.

最困難的是，我們要放棄親餵彼此孩子的夢想。

And it's gonna be hard to forget you said that.

要忘記你說過的這句話可真不容易。

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【看影集學英文】《生活大爆炸》生不生小孩甘你什麼事啦！ (Who's gonna be friends with my kids now! - The Big Bang Theory)

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