Name: 【看影片學英文】《摩登家庭》地震來讓菲爾賽到了！(Modern Family | Phil Uses the Earthquake To His Advantage)
Uploaded: 2025-04-15T21:01:10.000Z
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Better not. If they find us in these outfits, it's gonna be very bad for the gays.

最好不要。如果他們發現我們穿這身衣服，對同志形象會很不好。

I was sitting there and it came this close to my head.

我剛坐在那裡，它差點砸到我頭上。

Well, I'm not gonna wait around here until I do.

I'm on the other line with them right now. One second.

好極了，現在格洛莉亞也走了。

啊，我的上帝，菲爾你還活著！

For months, Claire has been after me and dogging me.

幾個月來，克萊兒一直煩我、盯著我。

"Anchor the cabinet to the wall. What if we have an earthquake? We've got kids in the house." Blah, blah, blah.

「把櫃子釘在牆上啊，地震怎麼辦？家裡還有小孩呢！」等等之類的。

So, it finally reached a point where I had no choice but to just roll up my sleeves and tell her I did it.

到最後，我只好捲起袖子跟她說我已經弄好了。

Okay, here's the thing. I wasn't pushing. In fact, I was pulling a little.

好吧，說實話，我剛才其實沒有推。其實我還有點在拉。

It dawned on me that as long as Claire was stuck in the bathroom, I'd have time to anchor the cabinet to the wall.

我忽然想到，只要克萊兒被困在浴室，我就有時間把櫃子釘牆上。

Sometimes when God closes a door, he closes it so hard that your wife can't get out.

有時上帝關門，關得那麼緊，你老婆都出不來。

What is that supposed to mean? Like I'm some dandy who doesn't have a crowbar?

這什麼意思？我看起來像是那種連撬棍都沒有的花花公子嗎？

你剛才的確用了「花花公子」這個詞啊。

Dandy is a term coined by miners in the 15th century.

「Dandy」這詞可是15世紀礦工發明的。

Dad, how long is it gonna take to get her out of there?

Oh, honey, don't worry. Mommy's gonna be out soon. Don't panic.

親愛的別怕，媽媽很快就會出來了。

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're not going to that party, young lady.

等一下，小姐，你不能去那場派對。

No, I'm not going to the party. I'm just going downstairs.

沒有啦，我沒有要去派對，我只是下樓而已。

Oh, come on. Just cover for me this one time, and I...

拜託啦，就這一次，幫我掩護一下，我…

I can hear the two of you scheming out there.

我聽得到你們倆在外面鬼鬼祟祟。

Why do you have to be such a psycho control freak?

Okay, you know what? Just for that, you are grounded one week.

好啊，既然這樣，你被禁足一週！

哇，真是個會教小孩的好媽媽。

Okay. Two weeks. Wanna double it? Keep talking!

好啊，兩週！還想繼續頂嘴嗎？你繼續說！

Oh, my God! Do you not hear how much you need to study?

我的天啊！妳都沒發現自己有多需要去讀書嗎？

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