Name: 生活大爆炸》每季的爆笑瞬間 - 第一部分 (Hilarious Moments From Every Season of ‘The Big Bang Theory' – Part 1)
Uploaded: 2025-04-04T07:34:53.000Z
Duration: 56 min 36 s

To begin with, you will remove funny bone for $200.

首先，你將花 200 美元移除滑稽骨頭。

I can't press any of the buttons with my gloves.

Gentlemen, use your imagination. Innovate.

先生們，發揮你們的想象力。創新。

Did Han Solo let Luke Skywalker freeze to death on the ice planet of Hoth?

漢-索羅是否讓盧克-天行者凍死在霍斯冰原上？

He cut open a Tauntaun and used its internal body heat to warm him up.

他切開了一隻褐馬雞，用它體內的熱量為自己取暖。

You heard the man. Hold him down and I'll cut him open.

你聽到他說的了按住他，我要把他切開

Hang on. I know I don't possess the tools of leadership, but I don't understand why we can't assemble the equipment inside the hut and then take it outside.

等一下我知道我不具備上司能力，但我不明白為什麼我們不能在小屋內組裝設備，然後再運出去。

Like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong, we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.

就像羅伯特-奧本海默或尼爾-阿姆斯特朗一樣，我們需要適當的詞語來紀念這一歷史性的科學事件。

No, I think I'm just gonna stay in tonight and do laundry.

不，我想我今晚就待在家裡洗衣服。

Author Sarah Carpenter lives in Fort Wayne, Indiana with her husband and best friend Mark and their cockatoos too.

作者莎拉-卡彭特（Sarah Carpenter）與丈夫、好友馬克和他們的鳳頭鸚鵡住在印第安納州韋恩堡。

Probably makes her an expert in making friends, wouldn't you agree?

這大概讓她成為了交友專家，你同意嗎？

雖然有點擬人化，但還是可以的。

Say, maybe sometime you and I could go see monkeys together.

說不定什麼時候我們可以一起去看猴子。

I'm making friends with this little girl.

I can't comment without violating our agreement that I not criticize your work.

我不能發表評論，否則就違反了我們的協議，即我不能責備你的作品。

There's nothing wrong with the science here.

Perhaps you mean a different thing than I do when you say science.

也許你說的科學與我的意思不同。

You actually had it right in the first place.

Once again, you've fallen for one of my classic pranks.

The president of the university wants me to meet him at his office tomorrow morning at 8 a.m.

大學校長要我明天早上八點去他辦公室見他。

Everyone at the university knows I ate breakfast at 8 and moved my bowels at 8 20.

大學裡的每個人都知道我 8 點吃早餐，8 點 20 分排便。

是啊，在 Twitter 出現之前，我們是怎麼生活的呢？

I guess you'll find out what it is in the morning.

我想你明天早上就會知道是什麼了。

And for the next 840 minutes, I'm effectively one of Heisenberg's particles.

在接下來的 840 分鐘裡，我實際上就是海森堡的粒子之一。

I know how fast I'm going, but I can't know both.

我知道我的速度有多快，但我不可能同時知道這兩種情況。

How am I supposed to carry on with this huge annoying thing hovering over my head?

這個惱人的龐然大物盤旋在我的頭頂，我該如何繼續生活下去？

Fellow warriors, this is Sheldor the Conqueror.

各位勇士，我是征服者謝爾多。

Now, this is a long run, so let's do another bladder check.

現在，這是一次長跑，讓我們再檢查一下膀胱。

All right, Barry, we'll wait for you again, but you really should see a doctor.

好吧，巴里，我們再等你一次 但你真的該去看醫生了

Penny, are you experiencing some sort of difficulty?

You appear to have put your car key in the door lock.

Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit.

該死，該死，該死，該死，該死，該死。

Would it be possible for you to do this a little more quietly?

That Baldwin lock on your door uses traditional edge-mounted cylinders, whereas the key for your Volkswagen uses a center cylinder system.

您車門上的鮑德溫鎖使用的是傳統的邊緣安裝式鎖芯，而大眾汽車的鑰匙使用的是中心鎖芯系統。

Point of inquiry, why did you put your car key in the door lock?

我想問一下，你為什麼要把車鑰匙插在門鎖裡？

I waited an hour for my turn, and before I could even start, they told me I looked too Midwest for the part.

我等了一個小時才輪到我，還沒開始，他們就說我看起來太中西部了，不適合這個角色。

Well, the American Midwest was mostly settled by Scandinavian and Germanic people.

美國中西部大多是斯堪的納維亞人和日耳曼人定居的地方。

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