Yeah, that's the spot.

對，就是那裡

Oh, baby.

哦，寶貝

Howard, dinner's ready!

霍華德 晚餐準備好了

I'll eat later.

我一會兒再吃。

I'm busy!

我很忙

Oh, yeah, just like a real hand.

哦，是的，就像一隻真正的手。

Hmm.

嗯

Hey, Howard, what's going on?

嘿，霍華德，怎麼了？

Hold on, Howard, Howard, slow down.

等等，霍華德，霍華德，慢點。

The robot hand is stuck on your what?

機械手卡住了你的什麼？

You're not gonna believe this.

你不會相信的

You slipped and fell into a robot hand.

你滑倒了，摔進了機器人的手裡。

Yes.

是的。

Penis first.

陰莖優先

Yes, now help me.

是的，現在幫幫我。

I'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling you fell on some of that as well.

我建議用潤滑劑，但我感覺你也用了一些。

Not funny, Leonard.

不好笑 Leonard

Really?

真的嗎？

A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk, dude.

機器人的手死死抓住你的垃圾，老兄。

That's funny, I'll get you one.

真有趣，我給你買一個。

Before my mother walks in, get this off me.

在我媽進來之前 把這個拿開

Okay, let's see.

好吧，讓我們來看看。

No, no, don't touch, the program is paused.

不，不，別碰，程序暫停了。

Well, then let's unpause.

那就取消暫停吧。

No, no, I loaded the wrong program.

不，不，我裝錯程序了。

The hand thinks it's holding a screwdriver in outer space.

這隻手以為自己拿的是外太空的螺絲刀。

If you continue the program, it's gonna start twisting.

如果你繼續這個程序，它就會開始扭曲。

Okay, come on.

好吧，來吧。

Almost there.

快到了

Don't tug, no tugging.

別拽，別拽。

Next time, take your own advice.

下次，請採納你自己的建議。

Excuse me, could you help us out?

對不起，你能幫幫我們嗎？

My, my, my, what do we have here?

天啊，天啊，天啊，這是什麼？

I slipped and fell.

我滑倒了。

Yeah, we get that a lot.

是的，我們經常遇到這種情況。

What is this?

這是什麼？

It's a robot arm.

這是一個機械臂。

Where's the rest of the robot?

機器人的其他部分呢？

I only built the arm.

我只做了手臂。

Because that's all you needed, right?

因為這就是你所需要的，對嗎？

Can you please just help me?

你能幫幫我嗎？

Alright, alright, hang on, stay calm.

好了 好了 堅持住 保持冷靜

I need an orderly with a wheelchair,

我需要一個帶輪椅的服務員、

I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here.

我這裡有一隻機械手正抓著一個男人的陰莖。

You think you could be a little more discreet?

你能不能再謹慎一點？

I'm sorry, we don't have a code for robot hand grasping a man's penis.

對不起，我們沒有機器人手抓住男人陰莖的代碼。

Why is it hooked up to a computer?

為什麼要連接到電腦上？

It's what controls the arm.

它控制著手臂。

But it's frozen.

但它被凍住了。

Did you try turning it off and back on again?

您嘗試過關閉後再打開嗎？

No, you see, it's more complicated than that.

不，你看，事情沒那麼簡單。

No, wait!

不，等等

Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree.

小熊維尼離開了蜂蜜樹。

Bernadette?

伯納黛特？

Oh my God, Glenn!

哦，我的上帝，格倫！

Great to see you.

很高興見到你。

Are you here for the conference?

您是來參加會議的嗎？

Yeah, I'm doing a global warming panel.

是的，我在做一個全球變暖的小組討論。

Oh, good for you.

哦，對你有好處。

Glenn is my boyfriend Howard.

格倫是我的男朋友霍華德。

Nice to meet you.

很高興見到你

Hi.

你好。

Ow, why?

為什麼？

You're a lucky man.

你真幸運

Bernie's a great gal.

伯尼是個好女孩

Yes, Bernie sure is.

是的，伯尼確實是。

Well, I gotta run.

我得走了

The panel's tomorrow morning.

小組討論明天上午舉行。

It's called Remembering Snow.

它的名字叫《記住雪》。

I'll look back.

我會回頭看的。

I'll try to catch it.

我會盡力趕上的。

Oh, great.

哦，太好了。

Bye.

再見。

Bye.

再見。

Hey, Bernie?

嘿，伯尼？

Yeah?

是嗎？

Please tell me he's your gay cousin.

請告訴我他是你的同志表弟。

No, he was one of my professors in college.

不，他是我大學裡的一位教授。

Oh, well that's a relief.

哦，那我就放心了。

Then we went out for a year.

然後，我們出去玩了一年。

Come on, let's check in so we can take that nap.

來吧，我們去辦理入住手續，這樣就能小睡一會兒了。

No, it's not necessarily proportional.

不，不一定成正比。

Shut up.

閉嘴

So, this Glenn guy, you say you went out with him for like a year.

這個叫格倫的傢伙 你說你和他交往了大概一年

Do we really need to talk about my old boyfriend now?

我們現在真的有必要談我以前的男朋友嗎？

Oh, I guess not.

哦，我想不會吧。

What is he, like 6'4", 6'5"?

他有多高，6英尺4英寸還是6英尺5英寸？

6'7".

6'7".

Probably has a hard time finding a suit that fits.

可能很難找到合身的西裝。

Is something bothering you?

有什麼困擾你嗎？

No, it's just...

不，這只是...

What?

什麼？

I'm just thinking, if you had sex with that guy,

我只是在想 如果你和那個人發生了關係

I mean, there's nothing I can do here that will make any kind of impact.

我的意思是，我在這裡做什麼都不會產生任何影響。

Howard, it's not a contest.

霍華德，這不是比賽。

I love you, I want to be with you.

我愛你，我想和你在一起。

Yeah, great, love you too, but...

是的，很好，我也愛你，但是......

If it were a contest, I wouldn't have a chance, right?

如果是比賽，我就沒有機會了，對嗎？

You can't think that way.

你不能這麼想。

Yep, loser.

是的，失敗者。

Howard, stop it.

霍華德 別說了

Sorry, I just never figured that a guy like me going out with a girl like you would ever have to compete with a guy like that.

對不起，我只是從來沒想過，像我這樣的人和你這樣的女孩約會，還得和這樣的人競爭。

Wait a minute, a girl like me?

等等，像我這樣的女孩？

What's that mean?

這是什麼意思？

Um, I...

嗯，我...

Are you saying you don't think I'm hot enough to go out with a guy like Glenn?

你是說你覺得我不夠性感 跟格倫這樣的人約會？

No, no, I'm saying exactly the opposite.

不，不，我說的恰恰相反。

I'm too hot to go out with a guy like Glenn?

我太性感了，不能和格倫這樣的人約會？

Yeah, let's go with that.

對，就這麼辦。

Alright then, we'll begin with opening remarks.

好吧，我們先致開幕辭。

Ms. Rostenkowski, would you like to start us off by discussing your assessment of science's responsibility to society?

Rostenkowski 女士，首先請您談談您對科學的社會責任的評價。

Sure.

當然。

I think all branches of science have to move cautiously these days.

我認為，如今所有的科學分支都必須謹慎行事。

It's not just giant nuclear weapons that can destroy the world.

能夠毀滅世界的不僅僅是巨型核武器。

As a microbiologist, I can tell you even the tiniest organisms can still tear you a new one.

作為一名微生物學家，我可以告訴你，即使是最微小的生物，也能把你撕成碎片。

Interesting.

有意思

I think what you might need to know about my colleague is that though she claims her field of interest is tiny organisms, she certainly has spent her fair share of time around what we can assume was pretty massive weaponry.

我想你可能需要了解我同事的是，雖然她聲稱她的興趣領域是微小生物，但她肯定花了不少時間在我們可以認為是相當龐大的武器裝備上。

I think Mr. Wolowitz needs to keep in mind that the past is the past, but he should know that I am the kind of girl who could get all the giant missiles she wants.

我認為沃羅威茨先生需要牢記，過去的已經過去，但他應該知道，我是那種可以得到她想要的所有巨型飛彈的女孩。

Are we talking about women wanting penises?

我們是在談論女人想要陰莖嗎？

Because I'd like to weigh in.

因為我想說幾句。

Dr. Kuthrapalli, would you care to join the conversation?

庫特拉帕利博士，您願意加入對話嗎？

Certainly.

當然。

I'd like to raise two points.

我想提出兩點。

Number one, I think they are talking about penises.

第一，我認為他們說的是陰莖。

And number two, these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass.

其次，這些含羞草酒讓我的小屁股都快翹起來了。

I'd like to kick your little brown ass.

我真想踢你的棕色小屁股。

What did I do?

我做了什麼？

Oh, I don't know.

哦，我不知道。

Maybe when you walk into a hotel room and you see a guy getting back together with his girlfriend, you should consider doing something other than crawling into the adjoining bed.

也許當你走進酒店房間，看到一個男人和他的女朋友複合時，你應該考慮做些什麼，而不是爬到隔壁的床上。

I did.

是的

You said no Bridget Jones.

你說不要布里奇特-瓊斯

We weren't getting back together.

我們沒有複合

It was a one-time thing.

這是一次性的。

Excuse me.

打擾一下

We're not taking comments or questions from the audience just yet.

我們現在還不接受聽眾的評論或提問。

Oh, shut up, Sheldon.

閉嘴 Sheldon

Hi, Bestie.

嗨，閨蜜

Yeah, hi.

是的，嗨

All right, why don't we see if we can bring this back to topic?

好吧，我們看看能否回到正題上來？

Let me ask you something, Bernie.

我問你 伯尼

I guess not.

我想不會吧。

How would you feel if you met my ex-girlfriend and she was like Angelina Jolie?

如果你遇到我的前女友，而她就像安吉麗娜-朱莉，你會作何感想？

Oh, come on, Howard, be realistic.

拜託，霍華德，現實點吧。

What?

什麼？

I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?

我配不上安吉麗娜-朱莉？

I'd like to weigh in here.

我想在這裡說幾句。

No.

不

All right, why don't we open it up to Q&A from the audience?

好了，現在請觀眾提問。

Yeah, I have a question.

我有個問題

Is there anybody who can get me the hell out of here and back to Los Angeles tonight?

有誰能帶我離開這裡，今晚就回洛杉磯？

I'm driving back to L.A. tonight.

我今晚開車回洛杉磯

Penny, that's Glenn.

佩妮 那是格倫

Glenn, that's Penny.

格倫，那是潘妮

No!

不

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

We're going to be late.

我們要遲到了

I'm pacing nervously.

我緊張地踱來踱去。

You're jogging.

你在慢跑

This is how the Flash paces.

這就是閃電俠的步伐。

Just chill out, Sheldon.

冷靜點 Sheldon

I'm not Sheldon, I'm the Flash.

我不是謝爾頓 我是閃電俠

And now I'm going to the Grand Canyon to scream in frustration.

現在我要去大峽谷，在那裡沮喪地尖叫。

I'm back.

我回來了

I'm Batman.

我是蝙蝠俠

Oh, I hardly think so.

哦，我可不這麼認為。

The real Caped Crusader calls his crime-biting cohorts when he's running late.

真正的 "斗篷十字軍 "會在遲到時給他的犯罪同夥打電話。

I have to walk.

我得走路

I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter.

我無法讓拉吉坐在我的摩托車後座上。

I've said this before and I'll say it again.

我以前說過，現在再說一遍。

Aquaman sucks.

水行俠》爛透了

Look up in the sky.

仰望天空

It's a bird.

這是一隻鳥。

It's a plane.

這是一架飛機。

I forget the rest.

其他的我忘了。

All right, let's get this thing over with.

好吧，讓我們把這件事做個了結。

I'm sorry, but in what universe is Wonder Woman blonde?

對不起，在哪個宇宙中，神奇女俠是金髮女郎？

Relax, no one's going to be looking at her hair.

別緊張，沒人會看她的頭髮。

I mean, oh.

我是說

Hold on, the costume came with a black wig.

等等，這套服裝還附帶了一頂黑色假髮。

Where is it, babe?

在哪裡，寶貝？

I'm not wearing it, it looks stupid.

我才不穿呢，看起來很蠢。

Come on, we're trying to win a contest here.

拜託，我們可是要贏得比賽的。

Forget it, I'm not wearing the wig.

算了，我不戴假髮了。

Penny, there's no I in Justice League.

佩妮，"正義聯盟 "裡沒有 "我"。

Well, actually...

其實...

My doubt, he's making our case.

我懷疑，他是在為我們辯護。

Okay, babe, kind of embarrassing me in front of my friends.

好吧，寶貝，這讓我在朋友面前有點尷尬。

Okay, you know what, I changed my mind.

好吧，你知道嗎，我改變主意了。

I'm not going.

我不去了

Looks like someone else is going to have to be Wonder Woman.

看來，"神奇女俠 "非她莫屬了。

Buona sera, Luigi's Pizza.

晚上好，路易吉比薩店。

Buona sera.

晚上好

It means good evening in Italian.

在意大利語中是晚上好的意思。

May I say having to explain that to you calls into question the authenticity of your ristorante?

我是否可以說，要向你解釋這一點，會讓人懷疑你的餐廳的真實性？

Okay, I'm out of here.

好吧，我走了

Un momento.

Un momento.

Oh, for heaven's sake.

看在上帝的份上

Now you're being deliberately stupid.

你這是故意犯傻。

Where are you going?

你要去哪兒？

I'm having dinner with Priya at Raj's.

我和普里亞在拉吉家吃晚飯。

I think Howard's going to be there.

我想霍華德會去的

You want to join us?

你想加入我們嗎？

But tonight's Thursday.

但今晚是星期四

On Thursdays, everybody comes over here and has pizza.

每週四，大家都會來這裡吃披薩。

Or a reasonable facsimile prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi, but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan.

或者是一個自稱是路易吉，但聽起來很像成龍的人準備的合理摹本。

Can we make a one-time exception for tonight?

今晚能破例一次嗎？

We could.

我們可以

We could also stop using the letter M.

我們還可以停止使用字母 M。

But I think that idea is is guided and auronic.

但我認為，這種想法是有指導意義的，是靈光一現的。

Just come with me to Raj's.

跟我去拉吉家

I don't want to go to a party.

我不想參加派對。

It's not a party.

這不是一個派對。

It's the same group of people who hang out here hanging out over there.

在這裡閒逛的人和在那裡閒逛的人是一夥的。

I'm sorry, but five people eating and chatting is a party.

對不起，五個人邊吃邊聊才叫聚會。

How come it's not a party when we do it here?

為什麼我們在這裡舉辦的不是派對？

Because we don't throw parties.

因為我們不開派對。

I don't know what to tell you, Sheldon.

我不知道該怎麼跟你說 謝爾頓 I don't know what to tell you, Sheldon.

I'm going to see Priya.

我要去見普里亞

Everyone's over there.

大家都在那邊

Are you coming or not?

你到底來不來？

No, sir.

不，先生

And do you know why?

你知道為什麼嗎？

In a word, tradition.

一句話，傳統。

Every Thursday night for the last eight years, you and I and our friends have gathered here in this very spot to break bread covered with cheese and sauce, discuss the issues of the day, and yes, share a laugh or two.

在過去的八年裡，每個星期四晚上，你和我以及我們的朋友們都會聚集在這裡，吃著沾滿奶酪和醬汁的麵包，討論當天的話題，當然，也會分享一兩個笑聲。

But I guess our rich heritage means nothing to you.

但我猜我們豐富的遺產對你來說毫無意義。

I guess you're right.

我想你是對的。

See you later.

再見

Leonard, wait.

Leonard 等等

What am I going to do for dinner?

晚飯吃什麼？

Come with me to Raj's and eat there.

跟我去拉吉家吃飯吧。

I can't do that.

我做不到

What if he serves haggis and blood pudding?

如果他提供的是羊雜碎和血布丁呢？

I really doubt that's what he'll serve.

我真的很懷疑他會這麼做。

But what if he does?

但如果他真的這麼做了呢？

Then I'll be obliged to dine on liver and lungs stuffed in a sheep's stomach.

那我就只能吃塞在羊肚子裡的肝和肺了。

And frankly, blood pudding is essentially the same thing.

老實說，血布丁本質上是一回事。

I don't know why he's serving both.

我不知道他為什麼同時擔任兩個職務。

What do you want to do?

你想做什麼？

Do you want to come with me or do you want to sit here alone?

你是想和我一起走，還是想一個人坐在這裡？

No, I'll go to your haggis party.

不，我會去你的羊雜派對。

I'm telling you, this is Adness.

我告訴你，這就是 "上帝"。

This is utter and complete Adness.

這是徹頭徹尾的阿德。

You hear about the accident at the bio lab?

你聽說生物實驗室的事故了嗎？

Oh, what happened?

哦，怎麼了？

They were injecting rats with radioactive isotopes and one of the techs got bit.

他們在給老鼠注射放射性同位素時，一名技術人員被咬傷了。

Did he get superpowers?

他有超能力嗎？