Mr.

Mr.

Wayne.

韋恩

Clark.

克拉克

Kent.

肯特

Daily Planet.

星球日報

What's your position on the bat vigilante in Gotham?

你對《哥譚》中的蝙蝠義警有何看法？

This Batman thinks he's above the law.

這個蝙蝠俠自以為凌駕於法律之上。

You're the new guy in town, is that right?

你是新來的，是嗎？

You could say that.

可以這麼說。

We do things a little differently in Gotham, do you?

在哥譚，我們做事的方式有點不同，你呢？

I know you.

我瞭解你

Uh, I don't, I don't think so.

呃，我不這麼認為。

Excuse us.

失陪一下

People ever tell you look like Superman?

有人說你長得像超人嗎？

No, I've never heard that before.

不，我從來沒聽說過。

Huh.

咦？

Like I said, Mr. Wayne, can we take a picture with us, get one quick soup, I got to get this on the gram.

就像我說的，韋恩先生，我們能不能合個影，喝口快湯，我得把這個錄下來。

Thanks.

謝謝。

My wife's a big fan, what do they call it when you know there's a celebrity that your wife would have sex with?

我的妻子是她的忠實粉絲，當你知道你的妻子會和某位名人發生性關係時，他們會怎麼說？

You're that guy.

你就是那個人。

Okay.

好的

Say cheese.

說茄子。

Put the phone back up for a second.

把電話放回去一會兒。

You're Batman.

你是蝙蝠俠

I got Batman and Superman over here.

我這裡有蝙蝠俠和超人。

Look, I think you have me confused with somebody else.

聽著，我想你把我和別人搞混了。

Oh, look at that.

哦，看看這個。

Hey, hey, fuck off.

嘿，嘿，滾開

Whoa, that's awesome.

哇，太棒了

I'm just having a conversation.

我只是在哈拉。

Oh, I'm I didn't realize you're having a conversation, hey everybody, they're having a conversation, they don't want any regular people to bother them, I'll just leave you guys alone then, thank you.

哦，我沒想到你們在哈拉，嘿，各位，他們在哈拉，他們不想讓任何普通人打擾他們，那我就不打擾你們了，謝謝。

Anyway, as I was saying, I think the people of Metropolis need to learn.

總之，正如我所說的，我認為大都會的人們需要學習。

They can't trust an alien with the power to burn the entire civilization down.

他們不能相信一個有能力燒燬整個文明的外星人。

Batman and Superman.

蝙蝠俠與超人

Superman and fight.

超人與戰鬥

I don't know what's going on.

我不知道發生了什麼。

Fail.

失敗。

Yo, what up Periscope, it's your boy Jim, I'm here with Batman.

喂，你好，我是吉姆，我和蝙蝠俠在一起。

And shoot, shut your mouth or I'll throw you off this planet.

還有，閉上你的嘴，否則我就把你扔出這個星球。

I will rip your off.

我要把你撕成碎片

Boys.

男孩們

Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent, I love it.

布魯斯-韋恩遇上克拉克-肯特，我喜歡。

I love bringing people together.

我喜歡把人們聚集在一起。

Superman, Batman.

超人、蝙蝠俠

Batman, that's not Batman, he's in a nice suit, Batman wears a flowing cape.

蝙蝠俠，那不是蝙蝠俠，他穿著漂亮的西裝，蝙蝠俠穿著飄逸的斗篷。

No, and this is not super Superman has perfect vision whereas this man's in in glasses.

不，這不是超人有完美的視力，而這個人卻戴著眼鏡。

Yeah.

是啊

Look, I feel like such an idiot, of course it's him.

聽著，我覺得自己像個白痴，當然是他。

Yeah, I can see why you feel that way, it took me like two seconds to figure it out.

是啊，我知道你為什麼會這麼想，我也是花了兩秒鐘才想明白的。

I'm trying to kill a journalist, comes embarrassed, carry on, I like your column.

我在試圖殺死一名記者，這讓我很尷尬，繼續吧，我喜歡你的專欄。

Yeah.

是啊

Hey.

嘿。

Look at this.

看看這個。

Batman, it's Batman.

蝙蝠俠，是蝙蝠俠。

It's true, I am Batman.

沒錯，我就是蝙蝠俠。

You're not Batman.

你不是蝙蝠俠

I'm Lego Batman.

我是樂高蝙蝠俠

Now who really cares about Lego Batman?

現在有誰會真正關心樂高蝙蝠俠呢？

Ask your kids if they care.

問問你的孩子們是否在乎。

We're still vital.

我們仍然至關重要。

Stop or I'll stop you.

站住，否則我阻止你。

We'll try.

我們會盡力的。

Yo, yo, yo, could I get everyone's attention, please, first of all, give it up for the DJ who's been chopping it up all night, you know what I'm saying, and I want to welcome our special guests, Batman and Superman in the house, hit it, you know the song.

呦，呦，呦，能請大家注意一下嗎？首先，請為整晚都在 "劈叉 "的 DJ 鼓掌，你們知道我在說什麼嗎？我想歡迎我們的特別來賓--蝙蝠俠和超人，你們知道這首歌嗎？

Yeah, your boy up in this whole, watch me crank it, watch me roll, watch me crank that Superman at home.

是啊，你的孩子在這整個，看我曲柄它，看我滾，看我曲柄超人在家裡。

You.

你

Ah!

啊！