So I feel like that time has come that dad jokes are coming out.

所以，我覺得爸爸的笑話也該出來了。

Oh, no, I don't know.

哦，不，我不知道。

It might be an age thing, but I'm really starting to embrace embrace.

也許是年齡的問題，但我真的開始喜歡擁抱了。

You're becoming really starting to grow on me a little bit.

我開始有點喜歡你了。

So I wanted to share my growing passion of dad jokes with you, if you don't mind, you know what I'm saying?

所以，如果你不介意的話，我想和你分享我對爸爸笑話日益增長的熱情，你知道我在說什麼嗎？

You know, go for it.

你知道，去吧。

All right.

好吧

I got a couple.

我有幾個。

We're going to read some off, you know, because when you're kind of a dad, you start forgetting.

我們要讀一些，你知道，因為當你有點像個父親的時候，你就會開始忘記。

So you got to like write things down and, you know, hit me.

所以你得把事情寫下來，然後打我。

Not even a selfie.

連自拍都沒有

It's all written down on a piece of paper.

這一切都寫在一張紙上。

Yeah.

是啊

All right.

好的

Very old school.

非常老派。

All right.

好的

Here we go.

開始了

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

Let's go.

我們走吧

Did you hear about the lightbulb party?

你聽說過燈泡派對嗎？

Yeah, it was pretty lit.

是啊，燈光很亮。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

I'm going to walk away.

我要走了。

OK, what do you think?

好吧，你怎麼看？

What would you give a between like an A, B, C, D or an F?

你會給 A、B、C、D 還是 F 這樣的分數？

I give that like a C minus.

我給它打 C 減分。

On the lamer side.

比較遜色的一面

Yeah, that was kind of lame.

是啊，有點蹩腳。

It was kind of lame.

這有點蹩腳。

It was kind of lame.

這有點蹩腳。

All right.

好吧

All right.

好吧

I got one more.

我還有一個。

OK, OK.

好的，好的

I hope you get it.

希望你能明白。

All right.

好吧

Here we go.

開始了

I had a dream last night.

我昨晚做了一個夢。

I was a muffler.

我是個消聲器

I woke up exhausted.

一覺醒來，我已精疲力竭。

OK, that was actually pretty good.

好吧，這其實挺不錯的。

Was that good?

這樣好嗎？

That was pretty good.

真不錯

You got it?

明白了嗎？

I would get.

我會得到

Yes, I definitely got it.

是的，我絕對明白。

Yeah.

是啊

I'd give that like a B plus.

我給它打 B+。

Oh, you like that one a little bit better?

哦，你更喜歡那個？

Yes.

是的。

OK, gotcha.

好的，明白了。

That one was pretty good.

那首歌很不錯。

It wasn't as cheesy as the first one?

沒有第一部那麼俗氣？

No.

不

No.

不

But it's like you'd have to know a little bit about cars, I guess.

但我想，你必須對汽車有一定的瞭解。

Yeah, the muffler, the exhaust.

是的，消聲器，排氣管。

You getting it?

你明白了嗎？

I get it.

我明白了。

Cool.

酷斃了

As long as you get it.

只要你得到它。

I think you're ready to become a mom.

我覺得你已經準備好當媽媽了。

No, absolutely not.

不，絕對不行。