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  • I remember one time I was walking by the clinic and I saw a father and his daughter outside.

    記得有一次,我路過診所,看到門外有一對父女。

  • And his daughter looked like she was 10 years old.

    他的女兒看上去只有 10 歲。

  • Now, I don't wanna divide the crowd politically here, uh, but for me, that's a little late.

    現在,我不想在政治上分裂人群,但對我來說,這有點晚了。

  • This is just me, I'm not putting my views on you.

    這只是我的想法,我不會把我的觀點強加給你。

  • But personally, I think a fetus becomes a life around the third grade.

    但我個人認為,胎兒在三年級左右就會成為一個生命。

  • That's, I think that's a life.

    這就是,我認為這就是生活。

  • I do believe that's a life, okay?

    我相信這就是生活,好嗎?

  • Maybe we can roll it back a few years from there.

    也許我們可以把它倒退幾年。

  • That's just the rule that I have in my book, okay?

    這就是我書中的規則,好嗎?

  • So naturally I'm like, I gotta save this girl's life.

    所以我很自然地想,我得救這個女孩的命。

  • I walk over, I get a little closer, turns out he wasn't aborting his daughter, thank God.

    我走過去,走近一點,原來他沒有打掉他的女兒,謝天謝地。

  • Uh, what he was actually doing was protesting the abortion clinic.

    他實際上是在抗議墮胎診所。

  • And I've never seen this shit before in real life, it was crazy, like he's like heckling these girls as they go in.

    我從沒在現實生活中見過這種場面,太瘋狂了,就像這些女孩進去的時候,他就像在嘲笑她們一樣。

  • You know, he's just screaming out there, “You're gonna burn in hell!”

    你知道,他只是在那裡尖叫, "你會在地獄裡燃燒!"

  • And these girls are so New York about it.

    而這些女孩們對此卻如此紐約。

  • They're like, “I just have chlamydia, you pussy.”

    他們會說,"我只是得了衣原體,你個娘們"

  • Burn in hell, I'm burning now, that's why I'm going to the fucking clinic.”

    下地獄吧,我現在就在燃燒 所以我才要去該死的診所"

  • So I'm watching this go down and I'm torn, right?

    所以我看著這一切發生,我很糾結,對嗎?

  • Because naturally as a man, I wanna protect these women, right?

    因為作為男人,我自然想保護這些女人,對嗎?

  • But as a comic, I love a roast, right?

    但作為一個漫畫家,我喜歡烤肉,不是嗎?

  • So I'm like, how do I fit in this shit?

    所以我就想,我怎麼才能融入這個鬼地方呢?

  • And then all of a sudden this UPS employee walks into the clinic and I had to.

    突然 UPS 的員工走進了診所,我不得不去。

  • At least someone wants to deliver,” it was the right thing to say.

    "至少有人想送貨",這句話說得沒錯。

  • Guys, he got in on it, he was like, “Same day.”

    夥計們 他也參與了 他說 "同一天"

  • It was unbelievable, brother.

    真是難以置信,兄弟

  • Chemistry was there, chemistry was there.

    化學就在那裡,化學就在那裡。

  • So I'm standing outside a clinic right next to this dude who was like very passionate about abortion.

    我站在一家診所外面,旁邊站著一個人,他對墮胎非常熱衷。

  • I realized I'd never spoken to one of these guys before.

    我意識到,我以前從未和這些人說過話。

  • So I'm like, I just gotta talk to him.

    所以我就想,我得跟他談談。

  • So I went up to him and I was like, “Hey man, I don't wanna interrupt your whole take your daughter to work day.

    於是我走過去對他說:"嘿,夥計,我不想打擾你帶女兒上班。

  • I think, I think it's great.

    我覺得,我覺得這很好。

  • You wanna spend time with your family.

    你想和家人在一起

  • Obviously not everybody here gets that.”

    顯然,這裡不是每個人都明白這一點"。

  • I go, “Buddy, I just gotta know why are you so against abortion?”

    我說:"兄弟,我想知道你為什麼這麼反對墮胎?"

  • And the guy looks at me, he goes, “I'll tell you what changed it all for me.

    那傢伙看著我,說:"我來告訴你是什麼改變了我的一切。

  • It's these new sonograms.”

    是這些新的聲波圖"。

  • The new ones are HD, 4D, not 3D, 4D.

    新的是高清 4D,不是 3D 4D。

  • You could hear the baby like, “Keep me!”

    你能聽到嬰兒說:"留著我!"

  • I'm in here, what are you doing out there?

    我在這裡,你在外面幹什麼?

  • That's not where you hang a shirt.

    那不是掛襯衫的地方。

  • So I'm looking at these images, right?

    所以我在看這些影像,對嗎?

  • And I'm like, man, this is visceral, this is hard to, this is hard to disagree with.

    我就想,夥計,這很直觀,這很難,這很難讓人不同意。

  • And then I noticed all the images he's showing me are from much later on in the pregnancy.

    然後我發現他給我看的所有圖片都是懷孕後期的。

  • So I was like, hold on, hold on, hold on.

    所以我就想,堅持住,堅持住,堅持住。

  • What about early on?

    早期呢?

  • He goes, “I don't care.

    他說:"我不在乎。

  • It's killing a baby.”

    這是在殺死一個嬰兒。"

  • I'm like, but bro, it's not even a baby yet.

    我就說,可是兄弟,它還沒出生呢。

  • He goes, “Yeah, but if you leave it there, it's gonna grow into a baby, so it's a baby.”

    他說:"是的,但如果你把它留在那裡 它會長成一個嬰兒,所以它是個嬰兒。"

  • And I was like, “You know what?

    我當時想,"你知道嗎?

  • Your daughter's fucking hot, bro.”

    你女兒真他媽性感,兄弟"

  • This guy loses his fucking mind.

    這傢伙真他媽瘋了

  • What the fuck you mean my daughter's hot?

    你說我女兒很性感是什麼意思?

  • She's 10 years old.

    她才 10 歲。

  • What the hell is wrong with you?”

    你到底怎麼了?"

  • I'm like, yeah, but if we leave her there, she's gonna grow into a woman, pops.”

    我想,是的,但如果我們把她留在那裡 她會長成女人的,爸爸。"

  • We pedophiles are pro-life, you decide.

    我們戀童癖是支持生命的,你來決定。

I remember one time I was walking by the clinic and I saw a father and his daughter outside.

記得有一次,我路過診所,看到門外有一對父女。

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