Two inches?

兩英寸？

Yeah, but you gotta put it in your socks too.

是的，但你也得把它放進襪子裡。

Oh, because in case you get creepy with the ladies.

哦，因為萬一你和女士們在一起時變得毛骨悚然。

Hey, Bato!

嘿，巴託

I own these streets right here, homie.

這裡的街道都是我的，兄弟

Oh, that's what's up, man.

哦，這就是了，夥計。

That's cool.

太酷了

So, like, you're into real estate or you work for the city or what?

你是搞房地產的還是在市政府工作？

Nah, nah, nah.

不，不，不。

I mean, I run these streets.

我的意思是，我跑這些街道。

Oh, that's cool, man.

哦，這很酷，夥計。

I'm really trying to get into fitness too, you know?

我也在努力健身，你知道嗎？

Like, so you're running a marathon or what?

你是要跑馬拉松嗎？

Nah, nah, nah, nah, homie.

不，不，不，不，夥計。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Where you from?

你從哪裡來？

Well, I mean, I was born in Chicago.

我是說，我出生在芝加哥。

But then I moved to Fresno when I was like five years old.

但在我五歲的時候，我搬到了弗雷斯諾。

And then, you know, I kind of hopped around and stuff.

然後，你知道，我就開始四處跳槽什麼的。

And then I moved here when I was like 17, I want to say.

然後我搬到了這裡，當時我大概 17 歲。

But me and my brother's birth certificate got mixed up.

但我和哥哥的出生證明弄混了。

So, like, legally, I'm from Indiana.

所以，從法律上講，我來自印第安納州。

But don't tell anybody.

但不要告訴任何人

No, fool.

不，傻瓜

What?

什麼？

You're telling him your whole life story, fool.

你在告訴他你的整個人生故事 傻瓜

He's asking where you're from, homie.

他在問你從哪裡來，兄弟。

It doesn't mean where you were born and all that.

這並不意味著你在哪裡出生之類的。

He's asking me where I'm from, bro.

他問我從哪裡來，兄弟。

I know, but, like, pay attention more.

我知道，但是，你要多留心聽。

You know, you're taking it too, for real, fool.

你知道嗎，你也在服用，真的，傻瓜。

God.

上帝啊

Nah, homie.

不，夥計

I mean, do you bang, homie?

我是說，你上過床嗎，兄弟？

Do you bang?

你上過床嗎？

Oh, where do I bang?

哦，我該去哪兒？

No.

不

Chase. Yeah, fool.

大通 是啊，傻瓜

I tried banking with Wells Fargo.

我試過在富國銀行辦理銀行業務。

But their overdraft fees are, like, ridiculous, fool.

但他們的透支費也太離譜了，傻瓜。

And, like, Chase is cool for, like, people like me.

而且，大通對於像我這樣的人來說很酷。

You know, my credit score was low, so.

你知道，我的信用評分很低，所以。

I mean, bang, fool.

我是說，砰，笨蛋

Bang.

砰

Bang.

砰

Bang.

砰

Bang.

砰

Oh, with a G.

哦，帶 "G "的。

Oh, bang.

哦，砰

Yeah, what do you bang?

是啊，你在搞什麼？

Look, man, I don't kiss and tell, you know.

聽著，夥計，我不會親嘴說出去，你知道的

That's my privacy, fool.

那是我的隱私，傻瓜

Like, who I'm sleeping with is none of your business.

比如，我和誰上床與你無關。

And plus, I just met you.

而且，我才剛認識你。

I'm not going to tell you who I'm banging.

我不會告訴你我在和誰上床。

Like, that's weird.

這也太奇怪了吧

This fool's weird.

這傻瓜真怪

No, that's weird, but that's not what he means, dog.

不，這很奇怪，但他不是這個意思，狗狗。

Look, hey.

聽著

Hey.

嘿。

Hey, compa.

嘿，夥計

Break it down like you're talking to, like, an eight-year-old kid.

就像跟一個八歲的孩子說話一樣，把它分解開來。

Then explain.

那就解釋一下。

OK.

好的。

So let's just say, homie, you're with your specific clica.

這麼說吧，老兄，你和你的特定clica在一起。

The homies you normally kick it with.

你平時一起踢球的朋友

They show up to different venues or places together.

他們一起出現在不同的場所或地方。

Hell yeah, dog.

是的，狗。

My clica?

我的克利卡？

Hell yeah, fool.

是啊，傻瓜。

All right.

好的

What do they call you when you show up like that?

你這樣出現，他們會怎麼稱呼你？

What do they call us?

他們怎麼稱呼我們？

I don't know.

我不知道。

My homies?

我的朋友們？

The homies?

兄弟們？

My BFFs?

我的閨蜜？

He does call us his BFFs.

他確實稱我們為閨蜜。

I told him to stop saying that.

我讓他別這麼說。

Yo, I don't know what you're trying to say, fool.

我不知道你想說什麼，傻瓜。

All right, check this out, homie.

好了，看看這個，夥計。

All right?

行嗎？

You're getting ready to go out for the night with your clica.

你正準備和你的朋友出去過夜。

You go into your closet.

你走進你的衣櫥。

You pick out your outfit.

你來挑選衣服。

What colors do you decide to wear?

你決定穿什麼顏色的衣服？

Well, last time I went out, I wore blue.

我上次出門時穿的是藍色。

OK.

好的。

That's what's up, homie.

就是這樣，夥計。

All right.

好吧

But to be honest with you, I like all colors.

但老實說，我喜歡所有顏色。

Especially right now, I like lighter colors, fool, because it's summer.

尤其是現在，我喜歡淺色，傻瓜，因為現在是夏天。

And, like, the more vibrant colors, like, reflect off of the sun.

就像，更鮮豔的顏色會在陽光下反射出來。

And, you know, I don't like the heat too much.

而且，你知道，我不太喜歡熱。

So I like turquoise, orange, and all those colors.

所以我喜歡綠松石、橙色等這些顏色。

You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？

I don't discriminate any colors, fool.

我不分膚色，傻瓜。

Look, fool.

聽著，傻瓜

If you don't bang, just say you don't bang, all right?

如果你不啪啪啪，就說你不啪啪啪，好嗎？

But I do bang.

但我還是會 "啪啪啪"。

Hell yeah, fool.

是啊，傻瓜。

Then what do you bang?

那你要敲什麼？

My girlfriend.

我的女朋友

OK.

好的。

You know what, homie?

你知道嗎，兄弟？

Just forget it, eh?

算了吧，嗯？

All right?

行嗎？

OK, have a good one.

好的，祝你好運。

Why is he tripping, dog?

他為什麼絆倒了，狗狗？

We got to pay attention more, fool.

我們得多注意點，笨蛋

We got to work on that, man.

我們得努力了

I don't know what's wrong with your brain.

我不知道你的腦子怎麼了。

Hey, white boy.

嘿，小白臉

Where you from, homie?

你從哪裡來，兄弟？

Well, look, he's asking him questions now.

聽著，他現在在問他問題。

I'm West Side Beverly Hills Killers.

我是西城比佛利山莊殺手。

My parents owned these streets.

我的父母擁有這些街道。

Literally.

字面意思是

All right, then, homie, respeto.

好吧，那就這樣，兄弟，再見。

Oh, I'm just stupid.

哦，我只是太笨了。

Pendejo, man.

潘德霍 夥計

Sprawling mountainscapes, underwater wonderlands, and these things.

無垠的山景、海底仙境，還有這些東西。

Genshin Impact is an action RPG that puts the power of seven mystical elements in your hands.

元心衝擊》是一款動作 RPG 遊戲，將七種神祕元素的力量交到您的手中。

Available on PC, PlayStation consoles, and mobile devices, Genshin is constantly adding new content to the game.

Genshin 可在 PC、PlayStation 遊戲機和移動設備上運行，並不斷為遊戲添加新內容。

And on January 31st, there will be a great update that adds brand new characters, a never-before-seen section of the open world map, incredible new outfits for fan-favorite characters, and one of the biggest annual events in the game, the Lantern Rite Festival.

1 月 31 日，遊戲將進行一次重大更新，新增全新角色、開放世界地圖中從未見過的部分、深受粉絲喜愛的角色的全新服裝，以及遊戲中最大的年度活動之一--元宵節。

During this year's Lantern Rite, we'll meet two new friends, the cloud retainer, Xiang Yun, and the lion dancing boy, Xia Ming.

在今年的元宵祭典上，我們將認識兩位新朋友：雲端家臣祥雲和舞獅少年夏明。

You'll also have the chance to invite some returning friends to your adventure team.

您還有機會邀請一些老朋友加入您的探險隊伍。

Complete the Lantern Rite festivities to select any of these characters for free.

完成元宵節慶典可免費選擇其中任何一個角色。

Download Genshin Impact now using the link in the video description to begin your very own magical journey.

現在就使用視頻描述中的鏈接下載《源神衝擊》，開始屬於你的神奇之旅。

Bend over and pick up your wallet.

彎腰撿起你的錢包。

I don't bend over for nobody.

我不會為任何人屈服。

OK, how about you, like, squat down and grab it?

好吧，你蹲下來抓住它怎麼樣？

Squat?

下蹲？

Does it look like I do legs?

我的腿看起來像嗎？

Do I look like a squatter to you?

你覺得我像個寮屋居民嗎？

I don't squat for nobody.

我不為任何人蹲下。

OK, fool, how about you, like, ballerina sideband and grab it?

好吧，傻瓜，你就像芭蕾舞演員那樣，抓住它怎麼樣？

Do I look like some kind of ballerina to you?

你覺得我像芭蕾舞演員嗎？

Do I look like Natalie Portman from Black Swan?

我看起來像《黑天鵝》裡的娜塔莉-波特曼嗎？

Does it look like I go to Paris Opera Ballet?

我看起來像去巴黎歌劇院芭蕾舞團嗎？

Do I look like I'm in fifth position to you?

在你看來，我像是排在第五位嗎？

I don't sidebend for nobody.

我不為任何人側彎。

And it's called a combre.

這就是所謂的 combre。

That was, like, awfully specific for ballet hypotheticals.

這對芭蕾假設來說，太具體了。

Yeah, well, I just thought of it on the spot because I don't do no research for nobody.

是啊，我也是臨時想起來的，因為我不為任何人做研究。

OK, fool, do you do anything?

好吧，傻瓜，你會做什麼嗎？

I don't do nothing for nobody.

我不為任何人做任何事。

OK, you understand how that's like a double negative, right?

好吧，你明白這就像是雙重否定，對嗎？

I know what a double negative is, fool.

我知道什麼是雙重否定，傻瓜。

OK, you know what, fool?

好吧，你知道嗎，傻瓜？

What?

什麼？

Don't pick up your wallet.

別撿錢包

I don't want you to.

我不希望你這樣做。

You think I'm stupid, huh?

你覺得我很蠢嗎？

You just want me to, like, reverse psychology so that way I could want to pick it up, but for you.

你只是想讓我，比如，逆反心理，這樣我就能想把它撿起來，但卻是為了你。

I don't get reverse psychologized by nobody.

我不會被任何人逆向心理分析。

OK, you know what?

好吧，你知道嗎？

I don't care.

我不在乎

I'll pick it up.

我會去取的

Ow!

噢

What the heck?

搞什麼鬼？

I don't need nobody to pick up my wallet for nobody.

我不需要任何人幫我撿錢包。

Yo, is this your wallet?

喲，這是你的錢包嗎？

I don't have to answer nobody.

我不必回答任何人。

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

Hey!

嘿！

Hey!

嘿！

That's my wallet!

那是我的錢包！

Hey, go chase him!

嘿，去追他

I don't chase after nobody.

我不追逐任何人。

Oh, my God, fool.

天啊，傻瓜

You know how long it takes to get a new license from the DMV?

你知道從車管局拿到新駕照需要多長時間嗎？

Like three weeks, fool.

就像三個星期，傻瓜。

You know what, fool?

你知道嗎，傻瓜？

You're kind of dumb.

你有點笨。

Yeah?

是嗎？

Well, I don't have to be smart for nobody.

好吧，我沒必要為了誰而變得聰明。

For nobody.

不為任何人。

Obviously not.

顯然不是。

OK, how about, you know what?

好吧，你知道嗎？

Don't do a dumb dance.

別跳啞巴舞

Oh, yeah?

哦，是嗎？

I don't not not dance for nobody.

我不會不為任何人跳舞。

Oh, yeah?

哦，是嗎？

Well, then don't not not do the moonwalk, stupid.

那就別不走月球步，笨蛋。

I don't do the moonwalk.

我不會走月亮步。

I'm not not going to do the moonwalk for you, homie.

我才不會為你走月球步呢，老兄。

Hey, fool, watch out for the car!

嘿，傻瓜，小心車！

Fool!

傻瓜

Fool!

傻瓜

Fool, you're going to make it!

傻瓜，你會成功的！

Fool, breathe!

傻瓜，深呼吸

I need you to breathe!

我需要你呼吸

I don't breathe for nobody!

我不為任何人呼吸

Fool!

傻瓜

You're so stupid!

你真蠢

Hey!

嘿！

Hey!

嘿！

What's up, little homie?

怎麼了，小傢伙？

What's up, fool?

怎麼了，傻瓜？

You know it's past your bedtime, right?

你知道已經過了就寢時間了吧？

Your dad know you're out here?

你爸爸知道你在這裡嗎？

My dad got locked up this morning.

我爸爸今天早上被關起來了

Everybody calm down.

大家都冷靜下來。

It's fine.

沒關係。

It's going to be OK.

一切都會好起來的。

My dad is the boss, right?

我爸爸是老闆，對嗎？

And I'm his son.

而我是他的兒子

So technically, I'm the boss now.

所以嚴格來說，我現在是老闆了。

Radio!

收音機

Hey, this is Temper's son.

嘿，這是滕珀的兒子。

Let's see what he's got to say.

讓我們看看他要說什麼。

In honor of my father, Temper, you guys are going to call me Lil Temper.

為了紀念我的父親 "脾氣"，你們就叫我 "小脾氣 "吧。

You know I used to change your diapers, right?

你知道我以前給你換過尿布吧？

Yeah?

是嗎？

Well, guess what?

你猜怎麼著？

I'm changing your diapers now!

我正在給你換尿布

What does that even mean?

這到底是什麼意思？

Exactly.

沒錯。

I know what you guys are thinking.

我知道你們在想什麼。

Have I ever ran up on anybody?

我有沒有撞過人？

No.

不

Have I ever been shot or stabbed?

我曾被槍擊或刺傷過嗎？

No.

不

Do I still sleep with a nightlight on?

我還會開著夜燈睡覺嗎？

Hell no!

不可能

And whoever said that is lying!

不管是誰說的，他都在撒謊！

Fool, no one said that.

傻瓜，沒人這麼說。

You just said it now.

你剛才已經說過了。

No, I'm speaking hypothetically.

不，我說的是假設。

Hypothetical?

假設？

He doesn't use one.

他沒用過。

So with that being said, new boss, new rules.

所以說，新老闆，新規則。

Rule number one!

第一條規則

Now, I know you fools like drinking beer in 40s with a paper bag.

我知道你們這些傻瓜喜歡在 40 多歲時用紙袋喝啤酒。

I think it's super unhealthy.

我認為這超級不健康。

Empty calories.

空熱量

Empty calories.

空熱量

So no more beers in 40s.

所以，40 多歲就不能再喝啤酒了。

From now on, we're drinking seltzers.

從現在開始，我們喝蘇打水。

Seltzers only have 100 calories per can.

蘇打水每罐只有 100 卡路里。

They come in a variety of flavors.

它們有各種口味。

And these don't even look like alcohols.

而且這些看起來根本不像酒精。

They look like energy drinks.

它們看起來像能量飲料。

They look like energy drinks.

它們看起來像能量飲料。

You'll never get caught up.

你永遠也追不上。

Rule number two!

規則二

Now, I know you fools like the Raiders.

我知道你們這些傻瓜喜歡突襲者隊。

I see everybody wearing a bunch of Raider gear.

我看到每個人都穿著突襲者的裝備。

Personally, I don't like the Raiders.

我個人不喜歡突襲者隊。

Now, everybody knows my favorite color is turquoise.

現在，大家都知道我最喜歡的顏色是綠松石色。

And everyone also knows my favorite team is the Dolphins.

大家也都知道我最喜歡的球隊是海豚隊。

So from now on, we're wearing Dolphins jerseys.

所以從現在開始，我們要穿海豚隊的球衣。

They're wack.

他們是瘋子

Look at the turquoise.

看看這綠松石。

Look how the orange and white bounces off of the turquoise.

看看橙色和白色在綠松石上的反彈效果。

It's so, what's the word?

怎麼說來著？

Vibrant.

充滿活力。

Vibrant.

充滿活力。

Fool, can I get jumped out?

傻瓜，我能跳出去嗎？

No!

不