Humans.

人類

We're fine.

我們很好

And Allen.

還有艾倫

Come into my weird house.

來我的怪屋吧

Hi.

你好。

I'm Weird Barbie, I am in the splits, I have a funky haircut and I smell like basement.

我是怪異芭比，我劈叉了，我的髮型很怪異，我聞起來像地下室。

Oh my god.

我的天啊

I had a weird Barbie.

我有一個奇怪的芭比娃娃。

Yeah, you did.

是的，你做到了。

You make them weird by playing too hard.

你玩得太凶了，會讓他們覺得奇怪。

It's cool.

太酷了

That's Sugar Daddy Ken.

那是糖爸爸肯

And you're in Magic Ken.

你在魔術肯

Mattel discontinued them.

美泰停產了。

Sugar Daddy?

糖爸爸？

No, no, no.

不，不，不

I'm not a sugar daddy, this is Sugar, and I'm her daddy.

我不是糖爸爸，她是甜甜，我是她爸爸。

And I have an earring.

我還有一個耳環。

A magic earring.

魔法耳環

These were actual Kens.

這些都是真正的 Kens。

More discontinued Barbies.

更多停產的芭比娃娃

Growing up Skipper?

長大了的斯基珀？

May I?

可以嗎？

Okay.

好的

Watch this.

看這個

Her boobs grow.

她的胸部變大了

Why would they do that?

他們為什麼要這麼做？

And Barbie Video Girl?

芭比視頻女孩呢？

I have a TV in my back.

我背後有一臺電視。

You know whose dream that is?

你知道這是誰的夢想嗎？

Nobody.

沒人

Nobody's dream.

沒有人的夢想

And that's Barbie Barbie, of course.

當然，這就是芭比娃娃。

She's not dead, she's just having an existential crisis.

她沒死，只是遇到了生存危機。

Okay, come on.

好吧，來吧。

Hey, what's wrong?

嘿，怎麼了？

I'm not pretty anymore.

我不再漂亮了

What, you're so pretty.

你真漂亮

I'm not stereotypical Barbie pretty.

我不是千篇一律的芭比娃娃美女。

Note to the filmmakers, Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast if you want to make this point.

請電影製片人注意，如果你想表達這一點，瑪格特-羅比（Margot Robbie）是個不合適的人選。

You're beautiful.

你真漂亮

It's not just that, I'm not smart enough to be interesting.

不僅如此，我還不夠聰明，不夠有趣。

You're so smart.

你真聰明

I can't do brain surgery, I've never flown a plane.

我不會做腦外科手術，也從沒開過飛機。

I'm not the president.

我不是總統

No one on the Supreme Court is me, I'm not good enough for anything.

最高法院裡沒有人是我，我什麼都做不好。

It is literally impossible to be a woman.

做女人簡直是不可能的。

You are so beautiful and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough.

你是如此美麗，如此聰明，而你卻認為自己不夠好，這讓我很難過。

Like.

就像

We have to always be extraordinary.

我們必須永遠不平凡。

But somehow we're always doing it wrong.

但不知為何，我們總是做錯。

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you want to be thin, you have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin.

你必須瘦，但不能太瘦，你永遠不能說你想瘦，你必須說你想健康，但你也必須瘦。

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money, because that's crass.

你必須有錢，但你不能要錢，因為那太粗魯了。

We have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

我們要做老大，但你不能刻薄。

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

你必須上司，但不能壓制別人的想法。

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

你應該熱愛做母親，但不要總是談論你的孩子。

You have to be a career woman, but also always be looking out for other people.

你必須成為一名職業女性，但也要時刻為他人著想。

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining.

你必須為男人的不良行為負責，這太瘋狂了，但如果你指出這一點，就會被指責為抱怨。

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood.

對男人來說，你應該保持漂亮，但不能漂亮到過分誘惑他們或威脅其他女人，因為你應該是姐妹中的一員。

But always stand out and always be grateful, but never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that, but also always be grateful.

但要始終站出來，始終心懷感激，但永遠不要忘記，這個系統是被操縱的，所以要想辦法承認這一點，但也要始終心懷感激。

You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear.

你必須永不變老，永不粗魯，永不炫耀，永不自私，永不跌倒，永不失敗，永不表現出恐懼。

Never get out of line.

絕不越軌。

It's too hard.

太難了

It's too contradictory.

這太矛盾了。

And nobody gives you a medal or says thank you.

沒有人給你獎章，也沒有人對你說謝謝。

And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.

而事實證明，你不僅做錯了一切，而且一切都是你的錯。

I'm just so tired.

我只是太累了。

Of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us.

看著自己和其他所有女人為了讓別人喜歡我們而把自己捆成一個結。

And if all of that.

如果所有這些

Is also true for a doll just representing a woman.

對於只代表女性的玩偶來說也是如此。

Wait, I did write a book.

等等，我確實寫過一本書。

It's like I've been in a dream where I was somehow really invested in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League.

我好像做了一場夢，夢見自己莫名其妙地投入到扎克-施奈德剪輯的《正義聯盟》中。

But what you said broke me out of it.

但你的一番話讓我釋然了。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

You're back, she's back.

你回來了，她也回來了。