Wait.

等等。

That thing?

那東西？

Yeah.

是啊

That's a tomato.

那是一個西紅柿。

And?

然後呢？

Tomatoes aren't fruits.

西紅柿不是水果

Uh, they are now.

現在是了

Says who?

誰說的？

Uh, says me and I'm God, so whatever I say goes and you just have to deal with it.

我是上帝，我說什麼就是什麼，你只能接受。

Okay, well who would even want to eat a plain tomato all by itself?

好吧，誰會想單獨吃一個普通的西紅柿呢？

Eve!

夏娃

Hey, do you want to hang out?

嘿，想一起玩玩嗎？

Sure.

當然。

Forever?

永遠？

And that, kids, is how I proposed to your grandma.

孩子們，我就是這樣向你們的奶奶求婚的。

You guys aren't real monsters, the word monster isn't even in your name.

你們不是真正的怪物，你們的名字裡甚至沒有怪物這個詞。

What about me, Nessie?

那我呢，妮茜？

What about you, Frankenstein?

你呢 弗蘭肯斯坦

No one ever remembers.

沒人記得

God, you stupid printer, why do I need colored ink to print something in black and white?

天啊，你這個愚蠢的打印機，為什麼我需要彩色墨水來打印黑白的東西？

Ah!

啊！

Hey, I'm sorry you have to deal with that guy back there, I just wanted to say, you're doing a great job.

嘿，很抱歉讓你和後面那個傢伙打交道 我只想說，你做得很好

Thanks.

謝謝。

Hey, remember me?

嘿，還記得我嗎？

Uh, no.

沒有

June 23rd, 2011, remember that hamburger you ate?

2011 年 6 月 23 日，還記得你吃過的漢堡包嗎？

What?

什麼？

That was me!

這就是我！

Look, cow, I'm sorry if I ate you, but we're both dead now, so why don't we just-

聽著，母牛，如果我吃了你，我很抱歉 但我們現在都死了，所以我們為什麼不...

No, now you're going to know what it feels like to be eaten.

不，現在你要知道被吃掉是什麼感覺了。

How could someone do this?

怎麼會有人這樣做？

Perfect.

太完美了

Help, help, you with the bow, shoot this bear.

救命啊，救命啊，你拿著弓，射死這隻熊。

But.

但是

Just shoot it!

開槍吧

Hey man, do you ever throw up when you blatantly tell a lie?

嘿，夥計，當你公然撒謊時，你吐過嗎？

What?

什麼？

No.

不

Yeah, me neither.

是啊，我也不知道。

911, what's your emergency?

911 您有什麼緊急情況？

These guys grabbed me off the street and put me in their car and now they're trying to lock me up.

這些人在街上抓了我，把我塞進他們的車裡，現在他們要把我關起來。

All right, sir, do you know your location?

好吧，先生，你知道你的位置嗎？

Down the hall?

走廊盡頭？

You can't use your phone call like that.

你不能這樣打電話。

Someone just ordered a package for same day delivery, but it's 11:59.

有人剛剛訂購了一個當天送達的包裹，但現在是 11:59。

Are you crazy?

你瘋了嗎？