Well, which one? There's also a lot.

那麼，是哪一個呢？還有很多。

Well, Mandarin.

嗯，國語。

Okay, what's the one that you are?

好吧，你是什麼人？

I can speak a few, but...

我會說一些，但...

That's arrogant.

太傲慢了

I'm not saying that. No, no, because I grew up in Hong Kong, but my parents speak Shanghainese.

我不是這個意思。不，不，因為我在香港長大，但我父母說上海話。

Okay, so if I'm in Hong Kong, let me...

好吧，如果我在香港，讓我...

Cantonese will be in Hong Kong.

粵語將在香港。

Cantonese.

廣東話。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Say something in Cantonese, I'm going to see if it's harsh.

說點廣東話，我看看是不是很難聽。

How about this, say, hey, you guys, save me a seat when you get to the restaurant in that world.

不如這樣，說，嘿，夥計們，到了那個世界的餐廳，給我留個位子。

你哋喺飯店等一陣。

你哋喺飯店等一陣。

See, it's like, Jesus Christ.

你看，這就像，耶穌基督。

It's like a machine gun going off.

就像機關槍在響。

Now listen in Korean, save me a seat when you get there.

現在聽我說韓語，到時給我留個位子。

What?

什麼？

In Korean, save me a seat.

韓語，給我留個座位。

I don't know how to say that.

我不知道該怎麼說。

Make it up, head.

編吧，頭。

Very nice, I'm going to save you a seat.

很好，我給你留個位子。

No, he's saying it very softly.

不，他說得很輕。

That's what he's like.

他就是這樣的人

I have never heard that tone on Squid Game.

我從未在《烏賊遊戲》中聽到過這種音調。

That's how they talk.

他們就是這麼說話的。

That's how we talk.

這就是我們的談話方式。

Squid Game, they're on the run for their life.

烏賊遊戲，他們在逃命。

They have to be yelling.

他們必須大喊大叫。

Give me the Korean.

給我朝鮮語。

Let's hear it.

說來聽聽。

That's Korean. Here we go.

這是韓語。開始了

Pretty similar.

非常相似。

Yeah, that's it.

對，就是這樣。

Do they have Cantonese?

有廣東話嗎？

They might not have Cantonese.

他們可能沒有廣東話。

Let's hear the Cantonese.

讓我們聽聽廣東話。

They just put Mandarin.

他們只說國語。

Oh, there you go.

哦，這就對了。

That's Cantonese. Let's hear it.

那是廣東話。說來聽聽。

That's new.

這倒是新鮮事。

They don't have it.

他們沒有。

God bless.

上帝保佑

Because they can't get a voice over guy.

因為他們找不到配音員。

Go Mandarin.

說國語

No, just do Chinese traditional.

不，就做中國傳統的。

Let's go Chinese.

我們去中國吧。

M-A-N.

M-A-N.

Simplify.

簡化。

There you go.

這就對了。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

They had to put it with a woman's voice.

他們不得不用女人的聲音來表達。

Exactly.

沒錯。

Why is that?

為什麼會這樣？

It's just an aggressive thing.

這只是一種侵略性。

What's up with Tai Chi?

太極拳是怎麼回事？

Is that a martial arts?

那是國術嗎？

It's a meditative thing that you're doing.

這是你在冥想。

It's a little bit of both.

兩者都有一點。

I've never seen anyone fight anyone with Tai Chi.

我從沒見過有人用太極拳跟人打架。

I don't think you fight Tai Chi.

我不認為你會打太極拳。

It's an exercise.

這是一個練習。

How is this a martial arts, dude?

這怎麼會是國術呢，老兄？

See, that's the opposite aggressive.

看，這就是相反的侵略性。

That is true.

沒錯。

There's no Asians more aggressive than Koreans, I think.

我認為，沒有哪個亞洲人比韓國人更咄咄逼人了。

I don't care.

我不在乎

Koreans will kick your ass.

韓國人會踢你的屁股。

Yes, they will.

是的，他們會的。

For good or for bad.

是好是壞

Don't ever forget that.

永遠不要忘記這一點。

I don't fuck with you, Bobby.

我不跟你開玩笑 鮑比

Yeah, don't fuck with me, okay?

是啊，別惹我，好嗎？

What about Japanese, though?

那麼日本人呢？

Japanese got some wild motherfuckers.

日本有一些狂野的混蛋

I don't know a lot.

我知道的不多。

There's not a lot of authentic Japanese people in LA, I feel like.

我覺得洛杉磯沒有多少道地的日本人。

I like Japan.

我喜歡日本。

I like the experience in Japan.

我喜歡在日本的經歷。

What does that say about Japanese that they don't want to live in LA?

日本人不想住在洛杉磯，這說明了什麼？

That's interesting because there's a lot of Korean and a lot of Chinese here, but not a lot of Japanese.

這很有趣，因為這裡有很多韓國人和中國人，但日本人並不多。

Yeah.

是啊

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

I don't know.

我不知道。

You think it's a superiority thing?

你認為這是一種優越感？

He always says they have a superiority complex.

他總是說他們有優越感。

I never said that.

我從沒這麼說過。

Yeah, you do.

是啊

That's insane.

太瘋狂了

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

We have that on tape.

我們已經錄下來了。

You say they think they're the best.

你說他們認為自己是最棒的。

You say that all the time.

你總是這麼說。

They are the best.

他們是最棒的。

Okay, what the fuck?

好吧，什麼他媽的？

What are we saying, then?

那我們在說什麼呢？

I just said what you said.

我只是說了你說的話。

Okay.

好的

You said they have a superiority complex.

你說他們有優越感。

They think they're...

他們認為自己...

Complex.

複雜。

They think they're the best.

他們認為自己是最棒的。

That was a legitimate accident.

那是一個合理的意外。

But don't you think that they're perceived as the best or no?

但你不覺得他們被認為是最好的嗎？

What do you think, Jimmy?

你覺得呢，吉米？

I think it's because they project that.

我認為這是因為他們的預測。

I think they run their country very well.

我認為他們把國家管理得很好。

There's good food.

有好吃的。

There's a good sense of respect there.

這裡充滿了尊重。

There's a high-speed railway.

有一條高速鐵路。

Love.

愛

That's a very good one.

這是一個非常好的問題。

You know?

你知道嗎？

They're doing pretty good.

他們幹得不錯。

I'm a big fan of Japan.

我是日本的忠實粉絲。

Yeah, me too.

是啊，我也是。

Big fan of Japan.

日本的忠實粉絲

By the way, I'm going to Hong Kong for the first time.

對了，我是第一次去香港。

Are you touring there?

你在那裡巡演嗎？

No, I'm doing a new show that I'm doing.

不，我正在做一個新節目。

So I'm going to go there for a couple of days.

所以我打算去那裡住幾天。

Is that when you're going to go to Korea?

你打算什麼時候去韓國？

That same time?

同一時間？

We're going to go to Korea right after.

之後我們就去韓國。

Okay.

好的

Yeah.

是啊

Oh, that's...

哦，那是...

Wait, what kind of show is this?

等等，這是什麼節目？

Like a travel show?

比如旅遊節目？

No, there's an alternative golf league.

不，還有另一個高爾夫聯盟。

And I've started a little show that I'm doing with them where I'm talking, like a walk and talk with players.

我和他們一起做了一個小節目，我和球員們一起哈拉，就像邊走邊聊一樣。

And we just goof around and get a glimpse of their life.

我們就在一旁打打鬧鬧，一窺他們的生活。

That's the dream.

這就是夢想。

I do.

我是這麼想的。

It's a big dream for him.

對他來說，這是一個偉大的夢想。

For me, it actually genuinely is.

對我來說，它其實真的是。

Do you play golf?

你打高爾夫嗎？

I can't.

我做不到

I don't play golf.

我不打高爾夫。

I don't have the patience.

我沒有耐心。

Me either, dude.

我也是

I'm too angry.

我太生氣了。

Two Chinese.

兩個中國人

Yeah, two Chinese.

是的，兩個中國人。

Two Chinese.

兩個中國人

Two Korean, two Chinese.

兩個韓國人，兩個中國人。

Do you think you could beat me in ping pong?

你覺得你打乒乓球能贏我嗎？

Probably.

也許吧

That's you guys' golf.

那是你們的高爾夫球。

Ping pong is Asian golf.

乒乓球是亞洲的高爾夫球。

Ping pong is a weird thing because, first of all, people assume I'm good at ping pong.

乒乓球是個奇怪的東西，因為首先，人們認為我擅長打乒乓球。

And I used to be really good.

我以前真的很棒。

Okay.

好的

Because I trained when I was a child in Hong Kong.

因為我小時候在香港接受過訓練。

But now, it's really shameful because I haven't played in so long.

但現在，我真的很羞愧，因為我已經很久沒玩了。

People assume I'm good and I'm actually not good.

人們認為我很優秀，但實際上我並不優秀。

I can't.

我做不到

But you just said that you could beat me even though you're not good.

但你剛才說，即使你不厲害，你也能打敗我。

Go fuck yourself.

去你媽的

No.

不

I can beat you.

我能打敗你

Yeah.

是啊

Okay.

好的

Probably.

也許吧

By the way, he crossed his legs so eloquently as he said,

順便說一句，他在說話時翹起了二郎腿，口若懸河、

Yeah, I probably could beat you.

是啊，我也許能打敗你。

This is a very uncomfortable chair.

這把椅子很不舒服。

What do you guys want me to do?

你們想讓我做什麼？

I know.

我知道

Because I was leaned up.

因為我是靠上去的。

I don't want your audience to be like,

我不想讓你的觀眾覺得：

Oh, he seems uncomfortable.

哦，他看起來不舒服。

Bert Kreischer sat in that chair.

伯特-克賴歇爾就坐在那把椅子上。

That's right.

這就對了。

Jack Black sat on that chair.

傑克-布萊克就坐在那把椅子上。

A lot of famous people.

很多名人

A lot of famous people sat on that chair.

很多名人都坐在那把椅子上。

Wow.

哇

Machine Gun Kelly sat on that chair.

機器槍手凱利就坐在那把椅子上。

The pink one, right?

粉紅色的那個，對嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Pink one.

粉紅色的

Oh, sorry about that.

哦，真對不起。

Stay in the blue one then.

那就待在藍色那輛車裡吧。

Yeah.

是啊

Stay in the blue one.

待在藍色那輛車裡。

Yeah.

是啊

How's your show, by the way?

對了，你的演出怎麼樣？

Everyone seems to-

每個人似乎都

People like it.

人們喜歡它。

Absolutely love your show.

絕對喜歡你的節目。

And teary-eyed as hell.

熱淚盈眶

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah, man.

是啊

It was awesome.

真是太棒了。

I think from what I hear, they haven't shared the numbers with us, but from what I hear, people are really liking it.

據我所知，他們還沒有與我們分享數據，但據我所知，人們真的很喜歡它。

It's really different.

它真的與眾不同。

Chloe Bennett's on that?

克洛伊-班尼特也參加了？

Chloe Bennett.

克洛伊-貝內特

Ronny Chang's on it.

Ronny Chang正在處理

And our good friend, Lisa Gilroy, who we love so very much.

還有我們的好朋友麗莎-吉爾羅伊，我們非常愛她。

She's great.

她很棒

She is amazing, right?

她很了不起，對吧？

Yeah.

是啊

Number one, dude.

第一，夥計

Yeah.

是啊

Chloe Bennett.

克洛伊-貝內特

Look at that.

看看這個。

No, that's Charles Yu.

不，那是查爾斯-於。

Oh, I couldn't see.

哦，我看不見。

Zoom in.

放大。

He wrote the book, and he's a showrunner, and that's Taika.

他寫了這本書，他是節目主持人，這就是塔卡。

Taika's great.

塔卡很棒

There's Taika Waititi.

還有泰卡-懷蒂蒂。

Yeah, Taika's awesome.

是啊，塔卡太厲害了

That's great.

好極了

Good for you, dude.

好樣的，老兄。

Good for you.

對你有好處

This is amazing.

太神奇了

It's huge.

它是巨大的。

It's on Hulu, right?

是在 Hulu 上吧？

Yeah, it's on Hulu.

是啊，這是在葫蘆島。

Amazing.

太神奇了

Check it out.

看看吧

Yeah.

是啊

We love Hulu.

我們愛 Hulu。

We love Hulu.

我們愛 Hulu。

We're little kids over here.

我們在這裡還是小孩子。

We love Hulu.

我們愛 Hulu。

We got specials coming out on Hulu.

我們在 Hulu 上推出了特別節目。

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

Both of these?

這兩個？

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

Oh, maybe I should do one.

哦，也許我應該做一個。

You can get the same material, and then you can tour with the same material in colleges for 20 years.

你可以獲得同樣的材料，然後用同樣的材料在大學裡巡演 20 年。

30.

30.

Yeah?

是嗎？

30.

30.

Yo, yo, that was sound advice.

喲，喲，這建議不錯。

You know?

你知道嗎？

He's like, why would you want to do a special?

他說，你為什麼要做特別節目？

And then now you have to write a whole new hour.

而現在，你必須重新寫一個小時。

We literally just talked about it.

我們真的只是說說而已。

I took that to heart, man.

我記在心裡了，夥計。

You know?

你知道嗎？

You did one.

你做了一個。

You didn't go by my fucking suggestion.

你他媽沒聽我的建議

You've done a few.

你已經做過幾次了。

I don't.

我沒有。

I seriously, I swear.

我說真的，我發誓。

Like, when I said, okay, I'll do one, and I'll quit.

比如，當我說，好吧，我就做一個，然後就退出。

Yeah.

是啊

And then I said, I'll do my second one.

然後我說，我要做我的第二個。

For this amount of money, I don't want to do it.

花這麼多錢，我可不想幹。

I don't want to do it.

我不想這麼做。

I don't want to do it.

我不想這麼做。

And then I said, okay, I'll do one, and I'll quit.

然後我說，好吧，我就做一個，不做了。

Yeah.

是啊

And then I said, I'll do my second one.

然後我說，我要做我的第二個。

For this amount of money, I now quit.

為了這筆錢，我現在不幹了。

Yeah.

是啊

Then, you know, it's just too fun, man.

然後，你知道，這太有趣了，夥計。

This is what we do.

這就是我們的工作。

Yeah.

是啊

There's so much fun.

樂趣無窮

Bobby, this is your...

鮑比，這是你的...

Well, how many specials have you done now?

你現在做了多少期特輯？

None.

無。

So this is your first one.

這是你的第一份工作。

This is huge.

這是個大問題。

Yes.

是的。

Yeah, it's a big deal.

是的，這是件大事。

This is huge.

這是個大問題。

It's just okay.

只是還可以。

Yeah.

是啊

When is it coming out?

什麼時候出版？

We don't know yet.

我們還不知道。