Focus.

聚焦。

What do you see?

你看到了什麼？

I've been over this intro like a million times and I can't get it right, so I'm just gonna say it.

這個開場白我已經說過無數遍了，但還是說不好，所以我就直說了。

I've had a premonition dream.

我做了一個預感夢。

What is it?

是什麼？

What is that?

那是什麼？

What do you say?

你怎麼說？

You don't know what that is?

你不知道那是什麼？

What is defined, specifically defined a premonition dream?

預感夢的具體定義是什麼？

Oops.

哎呀

A premonition is a vision, a gut feeling, or another experience that grants you knowledge of things that haven't happened yet.

預感是一種幻覺、直覺或其他經驗，它能讓你瞭解尚未發生的事情。

That sounds like dumb poopoo.

這聽起來像啞巴便便。

Because it is.

因為事實如此。

I'm not a superstitious person.

我不是一個迷信的人。

I would sooner go and re-damage my ankle than go and see a psychic for my own personal benefit.

為了個人利益，我寧願去重新弄傷我的腳踝，也不願去看靈媒。

But I will admit that some dreams do have some meaning behind them.

但我承認，有些夢背後確實有一些含義。

Like how I can be stressed in real life about money and then I'm feeling and experiencing the same thing in a dream, but the only difference is that I can fly and my dad is Santa.

就像我在現實生活中會因為錢而感到壓力，而在夢中我也會有同樣的感受和經歷，但唯一不同的是我會飛，我爸爸是聖誕老人。

There's some connection between the real world and the dream world there.

現實世界和夢境之間存在著某種聯繫。

But to be able to tell the future in a dream?

但能在夢中預知未來？

That just doesn't make any sense.

這根本說不通。

So why am I here claiming such things as having a premonition dream?

那麼，我為什麼要在這裡聲稱自己做了預感夢呢？

Because I don't really know any other way to explain it!

因為我真的不知道還有什麼別的解釋！

Okay, so here it is.

好了，就這樣吧。

We fade in.

我們漸入佳境。

It's me.

是我

The year was a couple years ago.

那是幾年前的事了。

The place?

地點？

Basement.

地下室

I've been playing Mario all day and I was doing very well for myself, almost completing the entire game until I hit one castle level that was a little bit harder than average.

我一整天都在玩馬里奧，我自己玩得非常好，幾乎完成了整個遊戲，直到我遇到了一個比一般遊戲難一點的城堡關卡。

There was no checkpoint in this level where I really needed it.

在這個關卡中，我沒有真正需要的檢查點。

So I did what anybody else would do after playing Mario for ten hours.

於是，我做了其他人在玩了十個小時馬里奧之後會做的事。

I went to bed.

我去睡覺了。

And you know when you do like one thing all day, almost obsessively, and then you go to bed and you end up dreaming about it?

你知道，當你一整天都在做一件事，幾乎是痴迷地做，然後上床睡覺，最後你會夢到這件事？

Well, that's what happened to me.

這就是我的遭遇。

And that night, I dreamt of Mario.

那天晚上，我夢見了馬里奧。

No!

不

Hey.

嘿。

What's going on?

怎麼了？

It was me in that castle level again.

又是我在那個城堡關卡里。

This sensation was as if I was watching myself play.

這種感覺就好像我在看自己表演一樣。

The level was exactly the same in the dream.

夢中的水準完全一樣。

There was this brown snake block thing that you had to ride through the level.

有一種棕色的蛇塊，你必須騎著它穿過關卡。

You were tasked to stay on top of it without jumping off into a bunch of spikes.

你的任務是站在它的頂端，而不跳到一堆尖刺上。

And while doing that, you're also responsible for dodging all of these spike balls.

同時，你還要負責躲避這些尖刺球。

And then the snake approaches this hole.

然後蛇就靠近了這個洞。

And it goes down the hole.

然後就掉進洞裡了。

And you're supposed to get off and continue the level.

你應該下車繼續闖關。

And that's where it would have been really nice to have a checkpoint.

如果能在那裡設一個檢查站就好了。

So the level would have been easier.

這樣一來，關卡就容易多了。

Manageable.

易於管理。

But in my dream, it starts to go down.

但在我的夢裡，它開始下降。

And I don't get off.

我沒有下車。

I watch as I descend into the pit.

我看著自己下到坑裡。

I should be getting off, but I don't.

我應該下車，但我沒有。

And as common knowledge goes, this is where Mario would die.

眾所周知，馬里奧會死在這裡。

But in my dream, the camera followed down the hole.

但在我的夢裡，攝影機一直跟著洞口往下走。

Very unexpected.

非常出乎意料。

Did not expect it?

沒想到吧？

I didn't expect it.

我沒想到會這樣。

But there I was, descending.

但我還是下山了。

And at the bottom, there was a door and a checkpoint.

在底部，有一扇門和一個檢查站。

Which is exactly what I needed!

這正是我所需要的！

But it was a dream.

但這只是一場夢。

The next day, I get up and I go try to play again.

第二天，我起床後又試著去玩。

At this moment, I remember the dream.

此時此刻，我想起了那個夢。

And I don't know why I tried it, but I decided to copy what happened in my dream.

我不知道自己為什麼要這樣做，但我決定模仿夢中的情景。

I bet you can tell where this is going.

我敢打賭，你一定能猜到這是怎麼回事。

I tried the dream thing in real life and it worked!

我在現實生活中試過做夢，結果成功了！

And now the level was gonna be a ton easier.

現在這關就簡單多了。

There's a couple of ways this could have happened, but one sec.

發生這種情況有幾種可能，但有一種可能是 "秒"。

Let me paint you some perspectives.

讓我給你描繪一些視角。

That's like you having a dream of you finding a secret box in your attic that you've never seen.

這就好比你夢見自己在閣樓上發現了一個從未見過的祕密盒子。

And it has, like, keys in it.

裡面好像還有鑰匙。

Maybe M&Ms. Doesn't matter.

也許是 M&M。無所謂

You go and try to see in real life, and it's actually there.

你去現實生活中看看，它就真的在那裡。

Like, how do you explain that?

比如，你怎麼解釋？

How do you explain that?

你怎麼解釋？

How do you do it?

你是怎麼做到的？

How are you gonna do it?

你打算怎麼做？

How are you gonna do that?

你打算怎麼做？

I can't.

我做不到

That's what happened to me, and I know I can't explain it.

這就是發生在我身上的事，我知道我無法解釋。

Perhaps you wonder.

也許你會問

This was all my unconscious mind telling me something from what I saw earlier in that day in my dream.

這都是我的潛意識在告訴我，我那天早些時候在夢中看到的東西。

Well, let me tell you, as the No, it wasn't.

讓我來告訴你，作為 "不"，事實並非如此。

Did I look at a walkthrough or cheat sheet?

我看了攻略或小抄嗎？

No.

不

Did I get tips or advice from my friends or family?

我是否從朋友或家人那裡得到了提示或建議？

No.

不

All I did that day was play Mario and eat and then sleep.

那天，我所做的就是玩馬里奧、吃東西，然後睡覺。

And ignoring the sad undertone of that day plan, I had no exposure to anything that would hint my subconscious to tell me that in the dream.

我沒有接觸過任何能暗示我的潛意識在夢中告訴我這些的東西。

Either I have an actual third eye, or that was a million-in-one coincidence.

要麼是我真的有第三隻眼，要麼就是萬分之一的巧合。

Who's gonna be the judge?

誰來當法官？

Us.

我們

Right now.

就是現在

I'll just not, like, roll it.

我就不滾了。

Why?

為什麼？

Because it's like It's kind of Hey, there's Because I I'm just I got 20-sided dice.

因為我有 20 面的骰子。

I got 6-sided dice.

我有 6 面骰子。

You can look at the dice.

你可以看看骰子。

I'm zooming out of your forehead, but You got Ooh Many dice.

我放大了你的額頭，但你的骰子是 "哦，很多"。

And a coin.

還有一枚硬幣

This is 2-sided dice.

這是雙面骰子。

Uh, heads.

頭

It's 2. 3.

是 2.

It's a 6.

是 6。

It is a 6.

是 6。

This one's 20-sided.

這個是 20 面的。

Okay.

好的

Um, so I'm just gonna choose You can look at my face, by the way.

順便說一句，你可以看看我的臉。

I refuse.

我拒絕。

Let's do, like, 15.

讓我們做，喜歡，15。

Okay.

好的

Ah, it's 6.

啊，是 6。

Wait, how many sides does it have?

等等，它有幾面？

It was an 8.

是 8 分。

Um, 2.

嗯，2。

That's pretty close.

很接近了。

You're at, like, 0% right now.

你現在的狀態是0%。

Yeah.

是啊

That's not very good.

這可不太好。

No.

不

I forgot to guess.

我忘了猜了。

Oh my god.

我的天啊

No, don't go back to the coin.

不，不要再去找硬幣了。

You've already failed the coin.

你已經失敗了。

It's like the coin keeps getting higher on.

就像硬幣越投越高。

No. 2.

第 2 號

No, we didn't.

不，我們沒有。

Ah!

啊！

What are the chances?

機會有多大？

Zoom in on my face.

放大我的臉。

Sorry, dude.

對不起，老兄。

Oh, wrong way.

哦，走錯了。

It didn't work.

沒有用。

You were blurry.

你很模糊。

It didn't work.

沒有用。

That's a, that's a wrap.

就這樣，就這樣結束了。

In the end, I beat the level with a new checkpoint, and went on to beat the rest of the game.

最後，我用一個新的檢查點打通了關卡，並繼續打通了遊戲的其他部分。

I still don't believe in psychics, or fortune tellers, or this guy, but that dream...

我仍然不相信靈媒、算命先生或這個人，但那個夢...

It raises questions.

這提出了一些問題。

Thanks for watching.

感謝觀看。

Check out this other video that I have, and if you do, then I will appear in your dreams, and we can hang out, but I will not stop farting.

看看我的另一段視頻，如果你看了，我就會出現在你的夢裡，我們可以一起玩，但我不會停止放屁。