And while I never thought of myself as the type of father who would have to drug test his kids. I will do that if that's what it takes to find out who brought a joint into this house.

Dad, Lucy found something too...

Dad, I found a joint in mom's dresser drawer. I was just looking for a scarf because I needed something else to go with my outfit I didn't think you'd mind. But then I stumbled on the joint.

Mary and I didn't know what to think.

I mean, it's really none of my business if you and dad want to...

Please. Don't finish that sentence. I assume your referring to this.

This joint. Same joint I found by the front door. The same joint your mother then put into her dresser drawer.