What's up? Bad news.

怎麼了？ 壞消息

I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses, and they weren't interested. Oh.

我看了錄像帶，並把它傳給了我的上司，但他們並不感興趣。 哦

Sorry, man.

對不起，夥計。

But you watched the tape? Yeah, I liked it.

但你看了錄像帶？是的，我喜歡

But my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches! What?

但我的老闆們不同意。狗孃養的蠢貨什麼？

You didn't watch the tape. What?

你沒看錄像帶什麼？

Of course, I did. Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me? I'm not lying to you.

當然是我乾的 聽著，不投我是一回事，但騙我呢？我沒騙你

I watched it. Well, you lied again. I watched it. Keep going, Pinocchio. I did. No, you didn't. I'm telling you, I watched the tape.

我看了你又撒謊了我看了繼續，皮諾曹我看了不，你沒有我告訴你，我看了帶子

Did you watch the tape? No. I can't believe, Joey.

你看錄像帶了嗎沒有 我不敢相信 喬伊

I hate being called a liar. But you are a liar. What did I just say? You still here? Yes, and I have to say, I am not just hurt.

我討厭別人說我是金光黨。但你就是個金光黨我剛才說什麼了？你還在嗎？是的 我不得不說 我不只是受傷了

I am insulted.

我受到了侮辱。

When I tell somebody I did something... Okay, hold on.

當我告訴別人我做了什麼...好的，等等

Let me just stop you right there, okay?

讓我打斷你，好嗎？

First, you lied, right?

首先，你撒謊了，對吧？

Then, you lied about lying, okay?

那你就撒謊，好嗎？

Then, you lied about lying about lying, okay?

然後，你就撒謊說自己在撒謊，好嗎？

So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about lying about... Stop lying! Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape? You want to know why?

所以，在你撒謊之前...... 別再撒謊了 你為什麼這麼肯定我沒看錄像？你想知道為什麼嗎？

Well, this is going well. Here's why I know you didn't watch the tape, okay?

嗯，這是怎麼回事好。 這就是我知道你沒看錄像的原因，好嗎？

If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. All right, now, remember, I got paid a lot of money for this, and it only aired in Japan.

如果你看到了錄像帶上的內容 相信我，你會有一些評論的 好了，記住，我可是花了大價錢的 而且只在日本播出

Ichiban.

Ichiban.

Ichiban.

Ichiban.

Lipstick for men.

男士口紅

Ichiban.

Ichiban.

Lipstick for men.

男士口紅

Saigo. And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape.

西鄉 所以我才知道你沒看錄像帶

He really is a chameleon.

他真是個變色龍。