Oh, still too ethnic.

哦，還是太有民族特色了。

My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.

我的經紀人認為我應該取一個更中性的名字。

Joey...Switzerland?

喬伊......瑞士？

Plus, you know, I think it should be Joe.

另外，你知道，我覺得應該是喬。

You know, Joey makes me sound like, um, this big.

你知道，喬伊讓我聽起來像，嗯，這麼大。

Which I'm not.

我不是。

Joe, Joe, Joe...Stalin?

喬、喬、喬......斯大林？

Stalin.

斯大林

Stalin. Do I know that name?

斯大林我知道這個名字嗎？

That sounds familiar.

聽起來很熟悉。

Well, it does not ring a bell with me.

好吧，我對它沒什麼印象。

Joe...Stalin.

喬......斯大林

You know, that's pretty good.

你知道，這很不錯。

You might want to try Joseph.

你可以試試約瑟夫。

Joseph Stalin.

約瑟夫-斯大林

I think you'd remember that.

我想你會記得的。

Oh, yes!

哦，是的！

Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin.

再見小鳥》，約瑟夫-斯大林主演。

Joseph Stalin is the fiddler on the roof.

約瑟夫-斯大林是屋頂上的提琴手。

You know, there already is a Joseph Stalin.

要知道，現在已經有約瑟夫-斯大林了。

You're kidding.

你在開玩笑。

Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people.

顯然，他就是那個屠殺了所有這些人的俄羅斯獨裁者。

You'd think you would have known that.

你以為你早就知道了。

You know, you'd think I would have.

你知道，你會認為我會的。