You'll report back in 30 days with the results.

你將在 30 天后彙報結果。

Perfect.

太完美了

And on your medical record here, it says you're sexually active.

你的病歷上說你性生活活躍

I actually filled that out when I had a girlfriend, but unfortunately, we are no moths.

其實我有女朋友的時候也填過，可惜我們都不是 "飛蛾"。

Oh, I'm sorry.

哦，對不起。

It's all right.

沒事的

It frees up my schedule to meet beautiful women at these test trials.

在這些測試試驗中結識美女，讓我的日程安排更加自由。

Speaking of which, maybe we could do like a test trial of our own?

說到這裡，也許我們可以自己做一次試驗？

You think you're the first guy to try that one?

你以為你是第一個試這個的人嗎？

Why don't we do a test trial over drinks Friday night at 7?

我們何不在週五晚上 7 點，邊喝飲料邊進行試驗？

I think that's a test trial I can get behind.

我想這是一個我可以支持的測試試驗。

Perfect.

太完美了

Okay, so to recap, you're not allergic to any of our ingredients.

好了，總結一下，你不會對我們的任何成分過敏。

Medical information's all updated.

醫療資訊全部更新。

Insurance looks good.

保險看起來不錯。

Oh, wait.

哦，等等

You left this section blank.

您沒有填寫這一部分。

How long do you usually last?

你通常能堅持多久？

I'm sorry?

你說什麼？

How long do you usually last?

你通常能堅持多久？

Like, in bed?

比如，在床上？

And why do you need that information?

你為什麼需要這些資訊？

This pill is still in the test phase, so in order for us to test its effectiveness, we need to know how long you typically last.

這種藥片仍處於測試階段，是以，為了測試其有效性，我們需要知道您一般能堅持多長時間。

Right.

對

Yes, we are testing the pill's effectiveness.

是的，我們正在測試藥片的有效性。

So, how long?

那麼，還要多久？

You just put like a while.

你只是把喜歡一段時間。

A while?

一會兒？

Yeah, just like a very solid amount of time.

是啊，就像一個非常堅實的時間量。

This form actually requires that I put in a number.

實際上，這份表格要求我填寫一個數字。

Like 80, 90?

比如 80、90 歲？

Wow. 80 to 90 minutes. Really?

哇80到90分鐘 真的嗎？

Are you familiar with Harry Potter?

您熟悉《哈利-波特》嗎？

I'm familiar with Harry Potter, yeah.

我很熟悉《哈利-波特》，是的。

We could run a Harry Potter marathon start to finish, and by the time we get to the end of it, when he's finally the Wizard Harry, I'm going to be not even warmed up.

我們可以從頭到尾跑一場《哈利-波特》馬拉松，等我們跑到最後，他終於變成了魔法師哈利，我卻還沒熱身呢。

I'm not writing the Harry Potter franchise.

我不是在寫《哈利-波特》系列。

Hey, bro, I am so sorry.

嘿，兄弟，我很抱歉。

Were you talking Dreamworld time?

你說的是夢幻世界的時間嗎？

Dreamworld time?

夢幻世界時間？

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like inception.

是啊，是啊，是啊，就像開始一樣。

You know, like Leonardo DiCaprio.

你知道，就像萊昂納多-迪卡普里奧。

Like, five hours in the Dreamworld is three seconds here, because sometimes you need a measurement. 127 hours.

比如，夢幻世界的五小時在這裡就是三秒，因為有時候你需要一個度量。127小時

I'm just trying to do my job here.

我只是想做好我的工作。

I mean, I will never go hiking after that.

我是說，從那以後，我再也不會去遠足了。

It's not that complicated.

沒那麼複雜。

No, it's not, sweetheart.

不，不是的，親愛的

Johnny, what's going on, brother?

約翰尼，怎麼了，兄弟？

You don't know adult film star legend, John Cena.

你不瞭解成人電影明星傳奇人物約翰-塞納。

Yeah, man, deep breaths.

深呼吸

All right, talk soon.

好吧，再聊。

Yeah, I actually met him on one of the adult film industry sets.

是的，我其實是在成人電影業的一個片場遇到他的。

We were both playing doctors.

我們都在扮演醫生。

Yes, we had adult film sets.

是的，我們有成人電影佈景。

Unfortunately, they had to cut me, because I would last so long, and they didn't have enough film to afford.

不幸的是，他們不得不裁掉我，因為我堅持的時間太長了，他們沒有足夠的膠片來負擔。

I just need a number. 500, 25 seconds, and 600 minutes. Like, this is taking a lot longer than it has to.

我只需要一個數字。500 25秒 600分鐘 這比它需要的時間長多了

Okay, can I be honest with you?

好吧，我能跟你說實話嗎？

That's all I want.

這就是我想要的。

I'm afraid when I tell you, like, how long I actually last, you're not going to want to get drinks with me Friday at 7.

我怕當我告訴你，我到底能堅持多久時，你就不會想週五7點和我喝酒了。

Why would you think that?

你為什麼會這麼想？

Because you work in the pharmaceutical section of a male enhancement company, and you probably see some pretty impressive times on there.

因為你在一家男性增強公司的製藥部門工作，你可能會在那裡看到一些令人印象深刻的時間。

Listen, at the end of the day, I don't really care how long a guy can last.

聽著，歸根結底，我並不在乎一個人能堅持多久。

You know, a partner is a lot more than that.

要知道，夥伴的意義遠不止於此。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah, really.

是的，真的。

Still drinks Friday at 7?

週五 7 點還喝酒嗎？

Still drinks Friday at 7.

週五 7 點依然有酒喝。

Okay, well, in that case, when it comes to, like, my average time in bed, typically I...

好吧，這樣的話，說到我的平均上床時間，通常我...

No way.

不可能

Minute Man Mikey, is that you?

一分鐘人邁基，是你嗎？

Good to see you, man.

很高興見到你

You know this guy?

你認識這個人嗎？

Oh, he's done a couple test trials last year and reported an average of 60 seconds.

哦，他去年做了幾次測試，報告的平均時間為 60 秒。

Was not good.

不好。

Coming back to redeem yourself, I see. 60 seconds, huh?

我明白了，你是回來贖罪的60秒？

That's not good.

這可不好。

According to his ex-girlfriend, he's a really sweet guy, but boy, he's quick.

據他的前女友說，他是個非常可愛的人，但他動作很快。

You know, that's actually a sign of, like, really healthy dopamine levels.

你知道嗎，這其實是多巴胺水準非常健康的表現。

I'll call you Friday.

我週五給你打電話。

I love you.

我愛你

Bye.

再見。

I can't f***, and it's a problem.

我不能**，這是個問題。

You're singing?

你在唱歌？

Do you work at a male enhancement parapharmaceuticals section company?

您是否在一家男性增高類藥物公司工作？

Where does she work?

她在哪裡工作？