TikTok, we mean business.

TikTok，我們是認真的。

This is my lawyer right here.

這是我的律師

We have an offer ready for you.

我們為您準備了一份報價。

We want to buy the platform.

我們想買下這個平臺。

America deserves TikTok.

美國值得擁有 TikTok。

Give me a seat at the table.

給我一個座位

Let me save this platform, TikTok.

讓我來拯救這個平臺，TikTok。

Ladies and gentlemen, and what started out as a joke is seemingly becoming reality, as it apparently seems.

女士們，先生們，最初的玩笑似乎正在變成現實。

Mr.

Mr.

Beast is actually working together with a bunch of billionaires and they're going to buy a TikTok.

事實上，Beast 正在與一群億萬富翁合作，他們將購買 TikTok。

Now, Beast himself put out this tweet on January 13.

現在，野獸本人在 1 月 13 日發佈了這條推文。

He said, OK, fine, I'll buy TikTok so it doesn't get banned.

他說，好吧，好吧，我買下 TikTok，這樣它就不會被禁用了。

Right.

對

Came across as kind of a joke.

讓人感覺像是在開玩笑。

Nobody really expected anything more than that.

沒有人真正期待過更多。

And then January 14th, he says, unironically, I've had so many billionaires reach out to me since I tweeted this.

然後在 1 月 14 日，他不無諷刺地說："自從我發了這條推特，已經有很多億萬富翁聯繫我了。

Let's see if we can pull this off.

讓我們看看能否成功。

Now, this is bad news for me because I've been pretty critical of Beast over the past few months.

現在，這對我來說是個壞消息，因為在過去的幾個月裡，我一直對 "野獸 "頗有微詞。

So I'm going to be one of the first few to get banned permanently from TikTok.

是以，我將成為第一批被 TikTok 永久封禁的人之一。

So RIP, y'all.

你們都死了吧

But yeah, Mr.

但是，是的，先生

Beast apparently put this video out and a bunch of people are reposting it.

顯然，Beast 發佈了這段視頻，而很多人都在轉發。

Like Fear Buck, Mr.

就像 Fear Buck 先生一樣

Beast announces that after meeting with several billionaires, he has officially made an offer to buy TikTok.

野獸宣佈，在與幾位億萬富翁會面後，他已正式提出收購 TikTok 的要約。

And here it is.

就在這裡。

I just got out of a meeting with a bunch of billionaires.

我剛和一群億萬富翁開完會。

TikTok, we mean business.

TikTok，我們是認真的。

This is my lawyer right here.

這是我的律師

We have an offer ready for you.

我們為您準備了一份報價。

We want to buy the platform.

我們想買下這個平臺。

America deserves TikTok.

美國值得擁有 TikTok。

Give me a seat at the table.

給我一個座位

Let me save this platform, TikTok.

讓我來拯救這個平臺，TikTok。

He has right here, how we buy TikTok.

他在這裡介紹了我們如何購買 TikTok。

Same monotone face you see in every video.

你在每段視頻中看到的都是同一張單調的臉。

Today, we got a thousand billionaires in a room to buy TikTok.

今天，我們召集了上千名億萬富翁，在一個房間裡買下了 TikTok。

Man, I don't know.

夥計，我不知道。

I'm a bit critical of Beast, but I also like TikTok.

我對 "野獸 "有些微詞，但我也喜歡 TikTok。

It's funny to me.

我覺得很有趣。

My algorithm is perfected.

我的算法很完美

I can go from seeing freaking funny animal videos to weird video game tutorial videos to freaking selfie range shaking her caboose, right?

我可以從看到怪異有趣的動物視頻到怪異的視頻遊戲教程視頻，再到怪異的自拍範圍搖晃她的駕駛室，對嗎？

It's a win win for everybody.

這對每個人來說都是雙贏。

We're all winning over on TikTok.

我們都在 TikTok 上贏了。

But the main issue is, I guess it's like privacy and China owns the app and they're using the app to like spy on American citizens, right?

但主要問題是，我想這就像隱私問題，而中國擁有這款應用，他們正在利用這款應用監視美國公民，對嗎？

I'm not too tech savvy or all that.

我不太懂技術，也不懂這些。

I'm pretty sure Mudahar, some ordinary gamers, has made quite a few videos explaining like what the TikTok ban is about and why the United States is like so adamant on not working with them.

我敢肯定，一些普通遊戲玩家 Mudahar 已經制作了不少視頻，解釋 TikTok 禁令是怎麼回事，以及為什麼美國如此堅決地不與他們合作。

Now, for those out of the loop.

現在，對於那些不瞭解情況的人來說。

Yes, apparently the TikTok app is preparing to shut down on Sunday, the 19th of January 2025.

是的，顯然，TikTok 應用程序正準備在 2025 年 1 月 19 日（週日）關閉。

And it's essentially going to make it so that you can't download the app on the App Store, the Google Play Store.

這樣一來，你就無法在 App Store 和 Google Play 商店下載應用程序了。

If Chinese parent company ByteDance fails to divest the site.

如果中國母公司 ByteDance 未能剝離該網站。

Apparently, I'm also hearing ramblings that they're not going to allow you to use the app.

顯然，我還聽到有人說，他們不允許你使用該應用程序。

So some people are like, oh, well, I already have the app.

有些人就會說，哦，好吧，我已經有這個應用程序了。

So like, who cares?

所以，誰在乎呢？

I'm just going to keep using it, blah, blah, blah.

我只是要繼續使用它，諸如此類。

I'll just use a VPN, blah, blah, blah.

我就用 VPN，等等等等。

It seems like they're going to know if you create an account in the United States or if you're using a device that is also registered in the United States.

他們似乎會知道你是否在美國創建了賬戶，或者你使用的設備是否也在美國註冊。

Essentially, TikTok is going to completely defunct as an American United States, whatever, on the 19th, which kind of sucks.

從根本上說，TikTok 將於 19 日徹底解散，成為美國的一家公司，這有點糟糕。

Again, I've tailored my algorithm.

我再次調整了我的算法。

I'm sure many of you have, despite, you know, people not really liking TikTok and it kind of being a meme because like people are literally becoming millionaires and we're forming lolcows and some of the most strange characters have come from TikTok.

我相信你們中的很多人都喜歡 TikTok，儘管大家都不太喜歡它，而且它還成為了一種流行語，因為人們真的成了百萬富翁，我們正在組建 "lolcows"，而且一些最奇怪的人物都來自 TikTok。

Also, some of the best music has come from TikTok.

此外，一些最好的音樂也來自 TikTok。

Some of the best dances have come from TikTok, right?

一些最棒的舞蹈都來自 TikTok，對嗎？

Despite a lot of people not really liking TikTok or thinking it's kind of like a joke, silly platform, you know, it's kind of like the next trend, you know, one comes, one goes, one comes, one goes.

儘管很多人並不喜歡 TikTok，或者認為它是一個笑話、愚蠢的平臺，但它就像是下一個趨勢，你知道，來了一個，去了一個，來了一個，去了一個。

Kind of like musically, kind of like Vine.

有點像音樂，有點像 Vine。

You know, we've seen hundreds of apps, probably hundreds, dozens of apps come and go.

你知道，我們已經看到了數以百計的應用程序，可能有幾百個、幾十個應用程序來來去去。

And honestly, if TikTok goes, I'm going to kind of miss it.

老實說，如果 TikTok 走了，我會有點懷念它。

I'm sure some of you guys will, too, right?

我相信你們中的一些人也會這麼做，對嗎？

And they've just implemented something like the TikTok shop, right?

他們剛剛實現了類似 TikTok 商店的功能，對嗎？

So despite TikTok knowing like this ban was coming, they've still been implementing new features and like still letting the app run as normal.

是以，儘管 TikTok 知道禁令即將到來，但他們仍在實施新功能，並讓應用程序正常運行。

But this ban is essentially, you know, the end all be all of TikTok.

但這個禁令基本上就是 TikTok 的全部。

And now with the ban of TikTok, the app Red Note.

而現在，隨著 TikTok 的被禁，應用程序 "紅色音符 "也被禁了。

Sure, you guys have had it or seen it by now.

當然，你們現在已經拿到或看到了。

Red Note is essentially a TikTok competitor, completely Chinese based, known as Zhang Xiao Hong Shu or Little Red Book.

Red Note 本質上是 TikTok 的競爭對手，完全基於中文，被稱為 "張小紅書 "或 "小紅書"。

And a bunch of Americans, a bunch of TikTok people are moving over.

一群美國人，一群 TikTok 的人都搬了過來。

They're migrating over to Red Note, right?

他們在向紅色音符遷移，對嗎？

So the main issue that the United States had was that China was spying on people and having all these United States citizens informations.

是以，美國的主要問題是中國在監視人民，並掌握了所有這些美國公民的資訊。

So now United States, American citizens are directly migrating to a Chinese app that when you sign up for the website or the app, it's like ask you for all your info, right?

所以，現在美國公民直接遷移到一箇中國應用程序，當你註冊網站或應用程序時，它會要求你提供所有資訊，對嗎？

I can't even read Chinese, so I haven't made an account.

我連中文都看不懂，所以還沒註冊。

I'm probably not going to make an account.

我可能不會開設賬戶。

But if you have or if you have the ability to look at the app, it asks for a lot of permissions before you can even get into the app.

但如果你有或有能力查看該應用程序，它就會在你進入應用程序之前要求你獲得很多權限。

And again, if people are scared of TikTok or the United States scared of TikTok, they've accidentally created a monster with Red Note here.

再說一次，如果人們害怕 TikTok，或者美國害怕 TikTok，那麼他們就不小心在這裡用 Red Note 創造了一個怪物。

Now, Forbes actually made an article kind of going over like the terms and conditions of Red Note, because, yeah, a lot of people don't speak Chinese.

現在，《福布斯》還專門發表了一篇文章，介紹了 "紅色筆記 "的條款和條件，因為很多人都不會說中文。

A lot of people don't speak Mandarin, right?

很多人不會說國語，對嗎？

So similar to TikTok, Red Note does the exact same thing, right?

是以，與 TikTok 類似，Red Note 也做著完全相同的事情，對嗎？

It collects a large amount of data, sensitive info such as your IP, browsing habits and more.

它會收集大量數據和敏感資訊，如你的 IP、瀏覽習慣等。

The terms and conditions are in Mandarin, so users are struggling to convert them.

條款和條件使用的是國語，是以用戶很難進行轉換。

And a lot of people aren't going to.

很多人都不會這樣做。

They're just going to click the checkbox, move right on.

他們只會點擊複選框，然後繼續前進。

People don't even read American terms of services.

人們甚至不看美國的服務條款。

We just click on red, scroll down red.

我們只需點擊紅色，向下滾動紅色。

We're ready to play, right?

我們準備好比賽了，對嗎？

We probably sold our souls three times over at this point, millions of times over for every game, every little website we visited, right?

在這一點上，我們可能三次出賣了自己的靈魂，數百萬次地出賣了每一個遊戲，每一個我們訪問過的小網站，對嗎？

But again, similar to TikTok, Red Note is doing the exact same things, right?

但同樣，與 TikTok 類似，Red Note 也在做著同樣的事情，不是嗎？

We're basically signing up to allow China to have access to our data, our IP, our devices, anything and everything that TikTok already has access to.

我們基本上是在簽約，允許中國訪問我們的數據、IP、設備，以及 TikTok 已經訪問過的一切。

And now apparently this guy, a.k.a.

而現在，這個人，又名

Scratch, he says Red Note collects data not linked to you like contact info, your name, physical address, phone number.

Scratch 說，Red Note 收集的數據與您無關，如聯繫資訊、您的姓名、實際地址和電話號碼。

So again, like stuff that you'll never really need to enter into any of these websites.

所以還是那句話，你永遠不需要在這些網站上輸入任何東西。

This app will have a way of extracting and getting from you.

這個應用程序會有辦法從你那裡提取和獲取信息。

So some real dangerous stuff.

所以有些東西真的很危險。

Again, you're more than welcome to download this app and mess around and have a good time.

同樣，我們也非常歡迎您下載這款應用程序，盡情玩耍，享受美好時光。

Get your algorithm back, you know, whatever you're going to miss from TikTok.

找回你的算法，你知道，你會想念 TikTok 的任何東西。

But just be very careful.

但一定要非常小心。

You are giving your information to China and a bunch of other different parties associated with this app.

您將把自己的資訊提供給中國以及與此應用程序相關的其他各方。

So be careful.

所以一定要小心。

And like, it's kind of crazy because like I literally have friends like coworkers and whatnot who downloaded Red Note.

就像，這有點瘋狂，因為我的朋友們，比如同事什麼的，都下載了《紅色音符》。

And there I go. I did it for the memes.

就這樣我是為了備忘錄才這麼做的。

I did it for the memes.

我這麼做是為了讓大家記住我。

Like, brother, sister, you've still downloaded the app.

比如，兄弟，姐妹，你們還是下載了應用程序。

You still create an account.

您仍然可以創建一個賬戶。

You still use your personal emails and your usernames, and you've still given them access to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

你仍然使用你的個人電子郵件和用戶名，你仍然允許他們訪問諸如此類的內容。

It is what it is. All right.

它就是它。好吧

But that's just kind of expected.

不過，這也在意料之中。

When one app goes, people are going to create alternatives and people are going to move to set alternatives.

當一個應用程序消失時，人們就會創造出替代品，人們就會轉向設置替代品。

Some people can, you know, take talks gone.

有些人可以，你知道的，接受談話。

They're just like, well, going back to my life, I'm going to Instagram reels.

他們只是想，好吧，回到我的生活，我要去 Instagram 卷軸。

I'm going to look at Facebook memes.

我要去看看 Facebook 的備忘錄。

You know, I got plenty of minions memes to watch.

你知道，我有很多爪牙的備忘錄要看。

I won't miss TikTok.

我不會錯過 TikTok 的。

But then you have others again who are going to go to apps like Red Note and end up giving China again more personal private information, which is exactly what the U.S. has made this big stink about.

但是，也有一些人會使用像 Red Note 這樣的應用程序，最終再次向中國提供更多個人隱私資訊，而這正是美國大做文章的目的。

And they ended up biting the holes in the butt for it.

而他們最終卻是以被咬得千瘡百孔。

We've also got some updates from your boy, Big Donald.

我們還收到了大唐納德的最新消息。

You know, the next president, he has won the election.

要知道，下一任總統已經贏得了選舉。

He will become the president very soon.

他很快就會成為總統。

But apparently Trump is mulling the executive order to delay a TikTok ban.

但顯然，特朗普正在醞釀通過行政命令來延後對 TikTok 的禁令。

Right. He's considering ways to prevent TikTok's potential ban, which could include issue an executive order, according to The Washington Post, as the Supreme Court appears ready to uphold the law, forcing the app sale or ban by January 19th.

沒錯。據《華盛頓郵報》報道，他正在考慮如何阻止 TikTok 的潛在禁令，其中可能包括髮布行政命令，因為最高法院似乎已經準備好維護法律，迫使應用程序在 1 月 19 日前出售或禁用。

So this TikTok situation is actually insane.

是以，TikTok 的情況實際上是瘋了。

We have Mr.

我們有 Mr.

Beast coming together to form the Avengers of Billionaires.

野獸們一起組成了億萬富翁復仇者聯盟。

You know, he's friends with people like The Rock.

你知道，他和 "岩石 "這樣的人是朋友。

I'm pretty sure he's friends with people like Elon Musk, right?

我敢肯定他和埃隆-馬斯克這樣的人是朋友，對吧？

He's the most successful YouTuber of all time.

他是有史以來最成功的 YouTuber。

He has a freaking game show with Amazon.

他和亞馬遜合作了一檔遊戲節目。

He probably has Jeff Bezos on speed dial.

他的快速撥號上可能有傑夫-貝索斯。

Who knows? All right.

誰知道呢？好吧

He's got this Avengers level threat of billionaires coming after TikTok.

他讓億萬富翁們對 TikTok 發出復仇者聯盟級別的威脅。

We'll have to see if ByteDance is actually willing to sell it to Mr.

我們得看看 ByteDance 是否真的願意把它賣給先生。

Beast, sell the algorithm, sell the code, sell all of this information.

野獸，出售算法，出售代碼，出售所有這些資訊。

And then we have Donald Trump.

然後是唐納德-特朗普。

Donald Trump might be shaking hands with Mr.

唐納德-特朗普可能會與

Beast, and if we thought he was canceled enough, oh, brother, I can already see that.

野獸，如果我們以為他已經被取消了，哦，兄弟，我已經看出來了。

I can already see the YouTube drama sub when you see Mr.

我已經能看到 YouTube 上的戲劇字幕了，當你看到先生的時候。

Beast and Donald shaking hands.

野獸和唐納德握手

Either way, like I said, I've already kind of given my thoughts on the TikTok ban.

無論如何，就像我說的，我已經表達了我對 TikTok 禁令的看法。

It's understandable, I guess.

我想這是可以理解的。

You know, the U.S., they're trying to protect people's privacy and safety.

你知道，美國正在努力保護人們的隱私和安全。

And TikTok's just one to go, right?

TikTok 只剩一個了，對嗎？

But we'll see if it gets bought.

但我們要看看它是否會被買走。

We'll see if it gets banned.

我們將拭目以待它是否會被禁止。

I want to know what you guys think down below.

我想知道你們在下面是怎麼想的。

Are you guys going to get banned if Jimbo, Jimmy, Jimmy Beast takes over TikTok? I probably will be.

如果神保、吉米、吉米-野獸接管了 TikTok，你們會被禁言嗎？我可能會。

I know a few others.

我還認識其他幾個人。

Your boy Quintio might get banned.

你的朋友昆蒂奧可能會被禁言。

Pegasus might get banned.

Pegasus 可能會被禁言。

If Jimmy takes over TikTok, we're all getting banned.

如果吉米接管了 TikTok，我們都會被禁言。

We're getting put on like a do not, a do not, I don't even know, some type of blacklist, some type of watch list, Jimmy watch list.

我們被列入了 "不要"、"不要 "之類的黑名單、觀察名單、吉米觀察名單。

But I appreciate you guys watching. Peace out. Bye.

但我很感謝你們的觀看。再見再見