Come here, Noon. Come here.

過來，中午過來

He's a little camera shy right now.

他現在對鏡頭有點害羞。

I'll go grab him. Hold on.

我去抓住他等一下

I'm obsessed with Noon.

我迷戀正午。

This is my kid.

這是我的孩子

I've had him since he was a puppy.

我從它還是小狗的時候就開始養它了。

He's nine years old now, and he's my forever puppy.

它現在九歲了，是我永遠的小狗。

And he makes me very happy.

他讓我非常開心。

He brings a lot of joy to all the sets that we've been on.

他給我們所有的拍攝帶來了很多歡樂。

It's hard not to be obsessed with this face.

很難不迷戀這張臉。

Noon is extremely spoiled, I must say that.

不得不說，正午被寵壞了。

He's got a very sensitive tummy, so he can't eat, you know, little snacks.

他的腸胃很敏感，所以不能吃小零食。

Everybody wants to give, like, can I give your dog a treat?

每個人都想給，比如，我能給你的狗吃點東西嗎？

I'm like, mm-mm, because he will be pooping on the carpet.

我想，嗯嗯，因為他會在地毯上大便。

I think his number one name that everyone calls him is Doody.

我想大家都叫他 "杜迪"。

Doody Butt.

杜迪屁股

I think that started because when he was a puppy, he had a little Doody Butt accident.

我想，這是因為它還是一隻小狗時，發生了一次 "嘟嘟屁 "小事故。

And Doody just stuck, and it kind of sounds like Noon, like Noon, Doot, Doot.

Doody就這樣堅持了下來，聽起來有點像Noon，就像Noon，Doot，Doot。

No, it doesn't. Noonie, Doody, kind of.

不，沒有Noonie Doody 算是吧

So everyone calls him Doody.

所以大家都叫他杜迪。

Or when he's in trouble, we call him by his full name, Afternoon.

或者當他遇到困難時，我們就叫他的全名 "下午"。

Afternoon.

下午。

Get it together. You're embarrassing me.

振作起來你讓我難堪了

There was this one time that we went to, uh...

有一次我們去...

I think it was in Venice, and Noon was with me.

我想是在威尼斯，諾恩和我在一起。

Noon had to use the bathroom.

中午要上廁所。

Now, Venice is not a place where there's a lot of parks, right?

威尼斯的公園不多，對吧？

So I'm like, Noon's got to shit.

所以我就想，諾恩一定是在拉屎。

Like, we got to get him out of here.

我們得把他弄出去

Like, where are we going to go?

比如，我們要去哪裡？

Plus, there's paparazzi, and I was like, please, like, let there not be a picture of me just, like, in Venice, just picking up dog shit.

再加上狗仔隊，我就想，求求你們，不要拍到我在威尼斯撿狗屎的照片。

But there is a picture of me, like, kind of looking a little bit glamorous with a doggy poop bag in my hand.

但有一張我的照片，看起來有點迷人，手裡拿著一個狗糞袋。

Full.

滿員

Noon thinks he's a guard dog. Noon thinks he's a German Shepherd.

努恩以為自己是一隻看門狗。努恩以為自己是德國牧羊犬。

He tried to fight a German Shepherd once.

有一次，他試圖和一隻德國牧羊犬打架。

A few times, actually.

其實有幾次。

And I said, son, let's be realistic here, girl.

我說，孩子，現實點吧，姑娘。

I have a group of, like, a group of people that are around me that are, like, protect my sanity and are the key elements, the key puzzle pieces to my existence.

我身邊有一群人，他們保護著我的理智，是我生存的關鍵因素、關鍵拼圖。

And he is definitely one of those, those key pieces, I would say.

我可以說，他絕對是那些關鍵人物之一。

His favorite place is probably anywhere my mom is,

他最喜歡的地方可能是我媽媽在的任何地方、

Darnell is, or Tom is.

達內爾是，或者湯姆是。

He loves all three of them more than he loves me.

他愛他們三個勝過愛我。

It's fine.

沒關係。

Um, I am OK with that.

嗯，我沒問題。

But he is happiest when he's around one of the three of them.

不過，他最開心的時候是和他們三個中的一個在一起。

It would be, like, one of those things, you know, when, like, people do the videos, we're like, come here.

你知道，當人們製作視頻時，我們就會說，來這裡吧。

Like, he'll choose any of the three of them over me every time.

比如，他每次都會選擇他們三個中的任何一個而不是我。

I think it's because he knows that I love him too much.

我想這是因為他知道我太愛他了。

And so he's just like, you're doing too much.

所以他就說，你做得太多了。

You need to calm down. Yeah.

你需要冷靜下來。冷靜

You're putting on things.

你在穿衣服

It's just what, you know, being a mother, thankless.

你知道的，做母親就是這樣，吃力不討好。

Thankless job, really.

真的是吃力不討好的工作。

Nuna's seen me in all the ways.

努娜看到了我的方方面面。

Glad he can't talk.

很高興他不會說話。

No, I'm kidding.

不，我在開玩笑。

The stories he would tell.

他會講的故事

It's like, this woman is a wreck.

就好像，這個女人是個廢人。

Go.

走吧

He'll send you an invoice later.

他稍後會給你寄發票。