excuse me waitress dude hi what can i get you we need some is that annoying is that obnoxious and rude would you find it distracting if someone did that to you while you were working oh you don't have a job sorry damn dude she burned you oh no hipster do not think we're on the same team we have nothing in common i wear knit hats when it's cold out you wear knit hats because of cold play you have tattoos to piss off your dad my dad doesn't know he's my dad and finally you think this is the sound that gets you service i think this is the sound that dries up my vagina the other waitress disappeared the russian one we need horseradish please that ladies is how you treat a waitress

對不起，服務員，你好，需要點什麼？ 這很煩人嗎？你戴針織帽是因為冷 你有紋身是為了惹你爸生氣 我爸不知道他是我爸 最後你覺得這聲音能讓你得到服務 我覺得這聲音能讓我的陰道變幹 另一個女招待消失了 俄國的那個 我們需要辣根 拜託了 女士們，這就是你們對待女招待的方式