What is that?

那是什麼？

I think it's the dying cat parade.

我覺得是垂死貓遊行。

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Sounds like it's coming from across the street.

聽起來是從街對面傳來的。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

What?

什麼？

You know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?

你知道羅斯要在我們婚禮上做的事嗎？

He was hanging out with me yesterday, and he turned to me and he said, you're half Scottish, right?

昨天他和我一起出去玩，他轉過身來對我說，你是半個蘇格蘭人，對嗎？

No, there's no way I'm not Ross.

不，我不可能不是羅斯。

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I don't believe it.

我不相信。

Why is your family Scottish?

您的家族為什麼是蘇格蘭人？

Why is your family Ross?

你的家人為什麼是羅斯？

You cannot play at our wedding.

你不能在我們的婚禮上演奏。

I mean, everyone will leave.

我是說，每個人都會離開。

I mean, come on. That is just noise.

我是說，得了吧。這只是噪音。

It's not even a song.

這甚至不是一首歌。

Well, listen very carefully.

好吧，仔細聽我說。

I think it's celebration by cool in the game.

我認為遊戲中的慶祝活動很酷。

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Well, I feel like a snack.

好吧，我覺得自己像個小吃貨。

Do you want some shortbread?

要不要來點酥餅？

It's Scottish, like you are.

它是蘇格蘭的，就像你一樣。

Oh, no thanks.

不用了，謝謝。

I don't like anything from my Scottish heritage.

我不喜歡任何蘇格蘭血統的東西。

What?

什麼？

Well, it's just my entire family was run out of Scotland by...

我的整個家族都被蘇格蘭人趕出了蘇格蘭...

Vikings.

維京人

Well, it sounds to me like your family's ready to, uh, rediscover its Scottish roots.

在我看來，你的家族已經準備好，呃，重新找回蘇格蘭的根了。

You can't play bagpipes at the wedding.

你不能在婚禮上吹風笛。

How did you know about that?

你是怎麼知道的？

We heard you play all the way from your apartment.

我們在你的公寓裡就聽到了你的演奏。

Were you the ones who called the cops?

是你們報警的嗎？

That's not really important right now.

現在這並不重要。

What is important is while we appreciate the gesture, we just don't feel that bagpipes are appropriate for our wedding.

重要的是，雖然我們很感謝這種姿態，但我們覺得風笛並不適合我們的婚禮。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Because we hate them.

因為我們恨他們。

Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want.

只要--只要給我一個為你表演的機會，然後再決定你想要什麼。

And I'm not gonna tell you what song I'm gonna play either, but, uh, let's just say when it's over,

我也不會告訴你我要放什麼歌 但是，呃，我們只能說當它結束的時候

I'll bet there'll be a wee bit-o celebration.

我打賭一定會有小小的慶祝活動。

Left, right, left.

左，右，左

I'm still learning.

我還在學習。

One, two, three, four!

一、二、三、四

You know the song. Sing along.

你知道這首歌。一起唱吧

So?

所以呢？

No.

不

laughter

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