What?

什麼？

Any fun, you know, fantasy type things?

有什麼好玩的，你知道的，幻想類的東西嗎？

No.

不

Come on, you gotta have one.

來吧，你得有一個。

Nope.

沒有。

Ross, you know what?

羅斯，你知道嗎？

What?

什麼？

If you tell me, I might do it.

如果你告訴我，我可能會去做。

Okay.

好的

Um, did you ever see, um, Return of the Jedi?

你看過《絕地歸來》嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Do you remember the scene with, um, Jabba the Hutt?

你還記得赫特人賈巴的那一幕嗎？

Well, Jabba had as, as his prisoner, um, Princess Leia.

賈巴的俘虜是莉亞公主

Ah.

啊。

Princess Leia was wearing this, um, gold bikini thing.

萊婭公主穿著一件金色的比基尼。

It was pretty cool.

這很酷。

The other night, Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies.

有一天晚上，我和瑞秋在床上談論幻想。

And I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing.

我碰巧描述了《星球大戰》中的一件事。

Princess Leia in a gold bikini.

身穿金色比基尼的萊婭公主。

Yes!

是的！

Yes!

是的！

Well, wow.

哇

Well, that, that was easy.

好吧，這，這很容易。

Okay, you, you go.

好吧，你，你去。

Okay.

好的

Okay.

好的

Okay, well, you know, you know when you're in bed with a woman.

好吧，你知道，你知道 當你在床上一個女人。

And, uh, you know, you're fooling around with her.

你還和她鬼混

And you get all these, like, mental images in your brain.

你的大腦中就會浮現出所有這些心理影像。

You know, like, uh, L.

你知道，就像，呃，L。

McPherson or, uh, that girl at the Xerox place.

麥克弗森 或者施樂公司的那個女孩

With the belly button ring?

帶著肚臍環？

I know.

我知道

And then all of a sudden, your mom pops into your head.

然後突然間，你媽媽就出現在你的腦海裡。

And you're like, m-m-mom, get out of here.

你就會說，媽媽，快走吧。

You know, but of course, like, after that, you can't possibly think of anything else.

當然，在那之後，你就不可能再想別的了。

And you can't, you know, stop what you're doing.

你不能，你知道，停止你正在做的事情。

So it's kind of like you're, you know, you know.

所以這就有點像你，你知道，你知道。

You don't know.

你不知道

Mom?

媽媽？

You're telling, you're telling me about your mom?

你要告訴我你媽媽的事？

What is the matter with you?

你怎麼了？

You said.

你說過

I said share, not scare.

我說的是分享，不是嚇唬。

Gives it all away.

把一切都洩露了。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Okay, here we go.

好了，我們開始吧。

I am Jabba's prisoner.

我是賈巴的囚犯

And you have a really weird look on your face.

你臉上的表情很奇怪。

What?

什麼？

Honey, what is it?

親愛的，怎麼了？

Did I get it wrong?

我弄錯了嗎？

Did I get the hair wrong?

我把頭髮弄錯了嗎？

Did you just picture it differently?

你只是想象的不一樣嗎？

What?

什麼？

What?

什麼？

No, no, it's, um, it's not you.

不，不，這，嗯，這不是你的。

It's, um, it's.

這是，嗯，這是。

Well, what is it?

那麼，是什麼呢？

Come on, sweetie.

來吧，親愛的

You're kind of like freaking me out here.

你有點嚇到我了

I hate Chandler.

我恨錢德勒

That bastard ruined my life.

那個混蛋毀了我的生活

Oh, my God.

我的天啊