Wait, what the fuck?

等等，搞什麼鬼？

It was literally 25 bucks.

簡直就是 25 塊錢。

Why is it saying 50 all of a sudden?

怎麼突然變成 50 了？

Bro.

兄弟

Yeah.

是啊

Also, this thing is recording me.

還有，這東西在錄我的音。

I'm literally going to film everything today.

我今天真的要把所有東西都拍下來。

Like, it's going to be really annoying.

就像，這會非常煩人。

I'm filming absolutely everything.

我把所有東西都拍下來了。

Okay, wait, hold on.

好吧，等一下

I look like a fucking asshole.

我看起來就像個混蛋

I keep forgetting that this shit is filming me.

我總是忘了這是在拍我。

What do you want?

你想要什麼？

I'm just joking.

我開玩笑的。

I love you guys so much.

我太愛你們了

Okay.

好的

Maybe I'll do this for an hour.

也許我會這樣做一個小時。

I am a whole cameraman.

我是一個完整的攝影師。

Yes.

是的。

Anyways.

不管怎麼說

Dare to answer those questions.

敢於回答這些問題。

Yes, including that.

是的，包括這一點。

You're the fuck out of me.

你真他媽讓我受不了

Hey, vlog.

嘿，vlog。

Guys, I'm trying this thing where I don't address the vlog as a vlog.

夥計們，我正在嘗試不把 Vlog 當作 Vlog 來寫。

I feel like every vlog, everyone's like, they just like over explain what they're going to do.

我覺得每個視頻博客，每個人都像，他們就像過度解釋他們要做什麼。

And I'm just like, just do it.

我就想，就這麼做吧。

Am I being a bitch?

我是個婊子嗎？

Just do it.

照做就是了。

So yeah, that's what I'm trying now.

所以，是的，這就是我現在正在嘗試的。

I don't know if it's going to work because I think that's the point of a vlog to over explain, but I don't like doing it.

我不知道這樣做行不行，因為我覺得這就是視頻博客的意義，就是要過度解釋，但我不喜歡這樣做。

It doesn't feel right.

感覺不對

So I'm just going to do what feels right.

所以，我只想做感覺對的事。

I need a Celsius because there is no way.

我需要一個攝氏度，因為沒有辦法。

Girl, I'm going to hit you.

姑娘，我要打你了。

I'm going to smack you.

我要揍你

I need a Celsius because there's no way I'm going to a workout class without some sort of like energy drink in me.

我需要一杯 Celsius，因為在上健身課時，我絕對不能不喝能量飲料。

I also need to take my anxiety medication and I can't take it without food in my stomach and I don't have groceries.

我還需要服用焦慮症藥物，但如果肚子裡沒有食物，我就無法服藥，而我又沒有日用品。

So I am going to get a smoothie bowl of some sort because apparently if you take your anxiety medication without food in your stomach, you get fucking gastritis.

所以我打算去買一碗什麼冰沙，因為很明顯，如果你吃了抗焦慮藥而胃裡沒有食物，你就會得他媽的胃炎。

Let's go get a Celsius.

我們去拿攝氏度表吧

You hear me?

聽到了嗎？

Uh huh.

嗯哼

Hey y'all.

你們好

Come to mommy.

到媽媽這裡來

Hi, how are you?

嗨，你好嗎？

I think my thing is like, I don't get uncomfortable vlogging, but I think like when you vlog other people, they're like, what the fuck?

我覺得我的問題是，我在錄視頻的時候不會覺得不自在，但我覺得當你錄視頻的時候，其他人就會覺得，這他媽是怎麼回事？

The thing is, is this little digital camera makes it so much easier.

問題是，這臺小小的數碼相機讓這一切變得簡單多了。

It makes it less painful because when you're like carrying around like this and you're like everyone's like, what the fuck are you doing?

這讓你不那麼痛苦，因為當你像這樣帶著東西到處走時，每個人都會問，你他媽的在幹什麼？

I don't want to eat and then throw up because I'm like working out.

我不想吃完就吐，因為我就像在鍛鍊身體。

Should I just take my anxiety medication like after I have changed my mind?

我應該像改變主意後那樣服用焦慮藥嗎？

I think I'm going to go grab a pastry from in there.

我想我要去裡面拿塊糕點。

I am in the car.

我在車裡。

I am in the car.

我在車裡。

Oh my God.

我的天啊

This is so embarrassing.

這太尷尬了。

This is so embarrassing.

這太尷尬了。

Y'all, I did not steal my own car.

各位，我沒有偷自己的車。

I swear to God.

我對天發誓

I am in it.

我在其中。

I'm just stupid.

我太笨了

Actually, we're not saying that anymore.

事實上，我們已經不再這麼說了。

I am no longer making self-deprecating jokes because I am not.

我不再開自嘲的玩笑，因為我不是。

I am gorgeous and amazing and one of a kind and talented and kind.

我是華麗的、令人驚歎的、獨一無二的、才華橫溢的、善良的。

Okay, I'm going back in and I'm getting myself like a snack so I can take my fucking anxiety medication.

好吧，我要回去了，我要給自己弄點吃的 這樣我就可以吃我那該死的焦慮藥了

You make me feel like a dangerous woman.

你讓我覺得自己是個危險的女人

Why did I say dangerous woman?

為什麼我說危險的女人？

I meant natural woman.

我是說自然女人。

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

Yeah, I'm ready.

我準備好了

Thank you.

謝謝。

I have so much shit in this bag that he was like, it'll be $2.85 and I was like, one second.

我包裡有很多東西，他說，一共是 2.85 美元，我說，稍等。

I'm just trying to find my credit card.

我只是想找到我的信用卡。

I'm eating some Ritz so that I'm able to take my anxiety medication.

我吃了點 Ritz，這樣就能吃焦慮藥了。

These are really yummy.

這些真的很好吃。

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通過 BetterHelp，您可以聯繫到 30,000 多名持證且經驗豐富的治療師，他們可以幫助您解決各種問題。

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要開始治療，您只需回答幾個問題，瞭解自己在治療方面的需求和偏好。

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這樣，BetterHelp 就能為您匹配合適的治療師。

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您還可以隨時給治療師留言，並在方便的時候安排實時治療。

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在 betterhelp.com slash nylea 上網，第一個月可享受 10% 折扣。

That is betterhelp, h-e-l-p, dot com slash nylea.

這就是 betterhelp，h-e-l-p，dot com slash nylea。

I've also linked them down below in my description box.

我還在下面的描述框中鏈接了它們。

Thank you, BetterHelp.

謝謝您，BetterHelp。

We love you.

我們愛你

Okay.

好的

Hey Siri, play Money by Lalisa.

嘿 Siri，播放拉麗莎的《金錢》。

Here's Money by Lalisa.

拉麗莎的《給你錢

Play.

播放。

Yeah.

是啊

I'm in a terrible mood.

我心情糟透了。

So I go into my fucking class, like I'm just not present.

所以我去上我那該死的課，就像我不在場一樣。

I'm just not there.

我就是不在那兒。

Usually I'm pretty good at like listening to instruction.

通常，我很擅長聆聽指導。

Like I listen to what the instructor says and I get my workout in, you know, I get a good workout in.

就像我聽教練的話，然後我就能得到鍛鍊，你知道，我得到了很好的鍛鍊。

But today I just was not there.

但今天我就是不在那裡。

I was just not present.

我只是不在場。

I wasn't doing any of the exercises properly.

我沒有做任何正確的練習。

And I looked stupid.

我看起來很蠢。

And also it didn't help that like everyone in that class was like a professional Pilates mom.

此外，班裡的每個人都是專業的普拉提媽媽，這也無濟於事。

Everyone was doing it like perfectly and I was struggling and I looked stupid.

每個人都做得很完美，而我卻在掙扎，看起來很愚蠢。

And then on top of that, I was trying to set up my fucking little camera to vlog because

除此之外，我還在試著安裝我那該死的小攝影機來錄製視頻，因為

I'm vlogging today.

我今天要錄視頻。

And the camera like fell like five seconds into setting it up.

攝影機剛裝好五秒鐘就掉下來了。

So I don't even know if I got a good shot.

所以我都不知道自己拍得好不好。

And on top of that, I want to hit, I just want to hit the vape.

更重要的是，我想打，我只想打那根菸。

I want to hit, I want a fucking vape hit.

我想打，我他媽想打。

Oh my God.

我的天啊

And my camera's about to fucking die.

我的相機也快他媽壞掉了

Are you kidding?

你在開玩笑嗎？

I was feeling a little overwhelmed earlier.

剛才我覺得有點不知所措。

Actually a little is an understatement.

事實上，"有點 "是輕描淡寫的說法。

I was actually really overwhelmed.

事實上，我真的不知所措。

I don't know if chugging an entire Celsius and eating like a few Ritz with my anxiety medication was like the best move.

我不知道喝下一整瓶攝氏度的水，吃了幾粒 "利茲"（Ritz）之類的焦慮藥是否是最好的選擇。

I don't have really anything to do today.

我今天真的沒事可做。

Usually like I have, like I'll have like meetings and calls and I have like work responsibilities.

通常我都要開會、打電話，還要承擔工作責任。

Today is like an off day.

今天就像個休息日。

Really my only responsibility and like thing I have to get done today is this video.

實際上，我今天唯一的責任和必須完成的事情就是這段視頻。

So I think I might go get my nails done cause I haven't done that in a long time.

所以我想我可能要去做指甲了，因為我已經很久沒做了。

I don't know what else I'm going to do today.

我不知道今天還能做什麼。

Today's my off day.

今天是我的休息日。

I can do something fun.

我可以做些有趣的事

I've been really wanting to go to Color Me Mine.

我一直很想去 Color Me Mine。

I've wanted to go with someone so bad, but no one wants to go with me.

我很想和別人一起去，但沒人願意和我一起去。

So I might just go by myself.

所以我可能會自己去。

We used to have one in Texas.

我們得克薩斯州以前也有一個。

It was called the clay ground and then they closed it because people wouldn't go.

它曾被稱為 "粘土地"，後來因為人們不願去而關閉了。

But I guess like painting pots is popping in California.

但我想，就像在加利福尼亞州流行畫壺一樣。

So they have a lot of locations and I might just go.

所以他們有很多地方，我可能會去。

I think that's what I'm going to do.

我想這就是我要做的。

I think I'm going to go to Color Me Mine.

我想我要去 Color Me Mine。

It is a self-treating day.

這是一個自我治療日。

Today's my me time.

今天是我的私人時間

I'm like a mom.

我就像一個母親。

I've been busy.

我一直很忙。

I've been working.

我一直在工作。

I've been taking care of the kids.

我一直在照顧孩子。

Today's a me day.

今天是屬於我的一天

Okay, I need a shower.

好吧，我要洗個澡。

And get ready.

準備好了

I'm out.

我不玩了

I'm out and about.

我出門在外。

So I took a nap and I have energy.

所以我睡了一覺，精力充沛。

And I'm ready to conquer the world.

我已經準備好征服世界。

Recently I've been taking a lot of naps.

最近我經常打盹。

It's like every day.

就像每天一樣。

I need at least a little nap.

我至少需要小睡一會兒。

Just to get me going.

只是為了讓我繼續前進。

You know, just to keep me going.

你知道，這只是為了讓我堅持下去。

Motherfucker.

狗孃養的

Bro.

兄弟

Where am I parking today?

我今天在哪裡停車？

Where am I parking today, y'all?

我今天要把車停在哪裡？

I love being like, men are pigs.

我喜歡 "男人都是豬 "的感覺。

Misogyny is disgusting.

厭女症令人作嘔。

What the?

怎麼了？

What the fuck is wrong with y'all?

你們都他媽的怎麼了？

And then when I like accidentally like crash into something while I'm driving and like

然後，當我開車時不小心撞上什麼東西，就像

I'm like the worst driver ever.

我是史上最爛的司機

I'm like, guys, I'm just a girl.

我想，夥計們，我只是個女孩。

I don't know how to drive.

我不會開車

I'm so sorry, guys.

我很抱歉，夥計們。

I'm just a girl.

我只是個女孩

I'm just trying to figure it out.

我只是想弄明白。

Y'all, we don't know how to drive, remember?

我們不會開車，記得嗎？

There ain't no way I'm sitting and getting my nails done without some sort of snack in my system.

如果不吃零食，我是不可能坐下來做指甲的。

That is the tea, as the kids say.

這就是孩子們說的茶。

Do you guys want to see my outfit?

你們想看看我的行頭嗎？

Let me show you my outfit.

讓我給你看看我的行頭。

Chunky pants.

厚實的褲子

Loafers.

樂福鞋

Shirt.

襯衫

Shirt.

襯衫

Why is taking photos and like recording yourself in public the most humiliating, degrading thing ever?

為什麼在公共場合拍照或錄影是最丟人、最沒面子的事情？

It's like we all take fucking photos, but if you do it in front of people, God forbid that shit is so embarrassing.

就像我們都會拍該死的照片，但如果你當著別人的面拍，那就太尷尬了。

Anyways, I got my nails done.

總之，我做了指甲。

Brown.

布朗

Hey guys, I wanted to go to Color Me Mind, but apparently it closes at 9 and it's 822.

嘿，夥計們，我想去 Color Me Mind，但顯然它 9 點就關門了，而且是 822。

I don't think I can paint a pot in 30 minutes.

我不認為我能在 30 分鐘內畫好一個壺。

I mean, I could, but I wanted to take my time with it and enjoy it.

我的意思是，我可以，但我想慢慢享受它。

Anyways.

不管怎麼說

I love my bed.

我愛我的床

I love it so much.

我太喜歡它了。

Hey guys.

你們好

Um, it's already 10.

已經10點了

I don't know how the day already passed by so quickly.

我不知道這一天怎麼過得這麼快。

I feel like I didn't do that much, but I also feel like I did a lot.

我覺得自己做得不多，但也覺得自己做得很多。

I might like watch a show, maybe like paint.

我可能喜歡看錶演，也許喜歡畫畫。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I should probably go to sleep early.

我還是早點睡吧。

I mean like, I've been kind of going to sleep late recently.

我是說，我最近總是睡得很晚。

I'm gonna make myself some tea and I also have some Thai food leftovers in my fridge.

我要給自己泡點茶，冰箱裡還有一些泰國菜的剩菜。

I'm not a fan of leftovers usually, but I feel like like Chinese food, Thai food leftovers are always kind of better the next day.

我通常不喜歡吃剩飯剩菜，但我覺得像中餐、泰國菜的剩飯剩菜第二天吃起來總是更美味。

I said what I said.

我說什麼就是什麼。

This is the vibe I'm on.

這就是我的氛圍。

Vibes.

Vibes.

Say vibes.

說振動。

Oh my god, I'm so excited.

天哪，我太激動了。

This is gonna be so yummy.

一定很好吃

Oh wait, yeah, that's a lot.

哦，等等，是的，那是很多。

This is gonna piss some people off and I'm really sorry, but I'm also kind of not sorry.

這會惹惱一些人，我真的很抱歉，但我也不覺得抱歉。

Time to rewatch Sex and the City.

是時候重看《慾望都市》了。

Oh.

哦。

What time is it?

現在幾點了？

Time to rewatch Sex and the City.

是時候重看《慾望都市》了。

Time to rewatch Sex and the City.

是時候重看《慾望都市》了。

In January, I found out what Sex and the City was.

一月份，我知道了什麼是《慾望都市》。

I didn't know what it was before.

我以前不知道那是什麼。

Fell in love with it.

愛上了它

Watched all six seasons.

看完了全部六季。

No wait, seven seasons in the span of like three weeks.

不，等等，在三週的時間裡，一共播出了七季。

Finished the show.

演出結束了

By the time I finished the show, I forgot about the first few seasons because I was like, oh wait, what?

當我看完這部劇時，我已經忘了前幾季的內容，因為我當時想，哦，等等，什麼？

Like it's been so long, I forgot what happened in the first few seasons.

好像時間太久了，我都忘了前幾季發生了什麼。

Immediately rewatched the show again.

馬上又重新看了一遍。

Entirely.

完全是

Immediately.

馬上

I watched it entirely.

我完全看完了。

Rewatched it.

重新看了一遍。

Entirely.

完全是

No, I'm so excited.

不，我太激動了。

Oh, life is good.

哦，生活是美好的。

Life is good.

生活是美好的。

Okay, well I'll be here.

好吧，我會在這裡。

If you need me.

如果你需要我