Name: Ozzy Man 評論：目的地 F》合集（第 13 卷） (Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination F Compilation (Vol. 13))
Uploaded: 2025-01-02T13:57:59.000Z
Duration: 3 min 36 s

Here we go everyone, it is the series that leaves you with more questions than answers.

大家好，這是給你留下更多問題而不是答案的系列。

情態副詞

It's time for another optimistically reluctant journey to the destination we love and hate.

又到了樂觀而不情願地前往我們又愛又恨的目的地的時候了。

Speaking of parking spaces, this bloke is like Alright, I've parked my boat.

說到車位，這傢伙就說，好吧，我把船停好了。

I am in full control and have chosen to park my boat against this wall.

我完全掌控著一切，並選擇將我的船停靠在這堵牆上。

Bugger me, the forklift has become unparked.

Why won't you machines just stay fucking parked?

為什麼你們這些機器就不能他媽的一直停著呢？

You should listen to me when I'm talking to ya.

我跟你說話的時候，你應該聽我的。

I expect this behaviour from the forklift.

The forklift says screw you and your boat.

Let's cross over to some injuries, which will always include skateboarding.

讓我們來談談一些傷害，其中永遠包括滑板。

It's poetic that a courier is involved in giving someone a trip to destination fucked.

一個快遞員參與了送某人去目的地的性交之旅，這很有詩意。

Cheers to Michael for sending me this one.

山地自行車是一項非常棒的運動。

The only opponent in mountain biking is nature.

山地自行車運動的唯一對手是大自然。

The odds of this party trick working out are extremely low.

這種派對把戲成功的機率極低。

大跳躍已經不再讓人印象深刻了。

There's something very satisfying about destination almost fucked.

在目的地幾乎被幹的感覺讓人非常滿足。

When you can look back and know you made a good decision.

當你回首往事時，你會知道自己做了一個正確的決定。

I can't wait till one of you requires intense neurosurgery.

我迫不及待地想看到你們中有人需要接受神經外科手術。

Have a look at Grandpa here lighting his firework.

The young fellas are like, Oh shit, let's run far away.

年輕的小夥子們就像在說："哦，該死，讓我們跑得遠遠的吧。

Grandpa goes up two steps and says, Eh, bugger it, this will do.

爺爺上了兩級臺階，說：誒，算了，就這樣吧。

This is a man that has grown comfortable living in destination almost fucked.

這是一個在目的地生活得越來越自在的人，他的生活幾乎是一團糟。

Falling asleep at the wheel of your car is dangerous.

Falling asleep at the wheel of your forklift just as dangerous.

This looks like a factory of concrete blocks.

這看起來像是一座混凝土砌塊工廠。

If you gotta make this mistake at work, you'd at least wanna work in a factory of feathers, or pillows, or fucking lacy brassieres.

如果你非要在工作中犯這樣的錯誤，那你至少應該在羽毛、枕頭或該死的蕾絲胸罩工廠工作。

Let's finish on trampolining, because I feel like trampolining is underserved in the Destination F series.

最後我們來談談蹦床，因為我覺得蹦床在 "目的地 F "系列中的表現並不突出。

A good level of confidence here does not get her anywhere.

在這裡，良好的自信並不能讓她獲得任何好處。

Here's another roof jump without a trampoline.

這是另一個沒有蹦床的屋頂跳躍。

Oh, oh, a trampoline would've been handy.

哦，哦，要是有個蹦床就好了。

Not many other people are laughing, which is nice and compassionate.

沒有多少其他人在笑，這很好，也很有同情心。

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