Name: Ozzy Man 評論：目的地 F》合集（第 18 卷） (Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination F Compilation (Vol. 18))
Uploaded: 2025-01-02T13:19:49.000Z
Duration: 4 min 37 s

I hope you're having a lovely day at work if you're a human that does that whole work thing.

如果你是一個會工作的人，我希望你今天工作愉快。

She's been transported to another dimension.

Yeah, nah, yeah, there she is. 20 years has passed.

是的，不，是的，她在那兒。20年過去了

She's like, you don't know the shit I've seen.

她說，你不知道我見過的那些事。

I bet she saw lots and lots and lots of chaos in her interdimensional travels.

我敢打賭，在她的跨次元旅行中，她看到了很多很多的混亂。

Actually, this isn't bloody interdimensional.

事實上，這並不是血腥的次元空間。

You may not have planned to go there but may as well enjoy it.

您可能沒有計劃去那裡，但不妨享受一下。

I'm in a summer mood as the weather heats up in Australia.

澳洲的天氣逐漸轉熱，我的心情也隨之進入夏天。

There's nothing better than a crisp belly flop on a hot day.

在炎熱的天氣裡，沒有什麼比清爽的肚皮舞更好了。

Let's see if this emerging athlete can do better.

讓我們看看這位新晉運動員能否做得更好。

Big run up, a bit of parkour, terrible execution.

大步流星，一點跑酷，糟糕的執行力。

At least she won't get water in her nose.

天哪，電話一響我就會變得脾氣暴躁。

He's had a few mid-strength beers and a steak sandwich before having a go at wakeboarding.

他喝了幾杯中度啤酒，吃了一個牛排三明治，然後就開始玩滑板了。

His mate is either laughing hard or suddenly making a nature documentary about ants.

他的伴侶不是在苦笑，就是突然在拍一部關於螞蟻的自然紀錄片。

It will take a while after a pandemic to collectively and individually find our legs.

大流行過後，我們需要一段時間才能集體和單獨地找到自己的位置。

In 2021, this game is fair dinkum dead set.

2021 年，這場比賽的勝負已定。

Re-entering Earth's atmosphere and landing straight in Destination Fucked.

重返地球大氣層，直接降落在 "操蛋目的地"。

NASA is gonna have to send one of them crews to retrieve him in a little pod.

太空總署得派人把他裝進小艙裡救出來

I don't know if they have a map of Destination F'd.

我不知道他們是否有目的地 F'd 的地圖。

Overall, when you see a racehorse running on a road without a jockey, you know we don't have much time left on this planet.

總之，當你看到一匹賽馬在沒有騎師的路上奔跑時，你就會知道我們在這個星球上的時間不多了。

How you going, you big bloody beautiful bastards?

Please do keep sending me videos that you've shot yourself. ozzyman.com slash submit.

請繼續給我發你自己拍攝的視頻。ozzyman.com slash submit。

Almost half of this compilation was made up with videos that you guys fucking sent me and it helps a shit ton, to be honest with you.

這本合集幾乎一半的內容都是你們他媽發給我的視頻，老實說，這對我幫助很大。

I was previously saying, oh yeah, we'll watch them if we like it.

我之前是說，哦，是的，如果我們喜歡，我們會看的。

We'll reach out with an agreement and maybe give you some beer money.

我們會達成協議，也許還會給你一些啤酒錢。

That's bloody hard, to be honest, when you send in like a thousand or two thousand so everyone that submits gets a 10% discount code for ozzymanshop.com right as you submit.

老實說，這太難了，因為你要提交一兩千份材料，所以每個提交材料的人在提交材料時都會得到 ozzymanshop.com 的 10% 折扣碼。

I do hope that is of some value to you if you're looking to buy stuff from the merch store in future and I need to offer some value because I want agreements to be legally binding the minute you submit.

我希望這對您今後從商品店購買商品有一定的價值，我需要提供一定的價值，因為我希望協議在您提交的那一刻就具有法律約束力。

So you sign a little bloody docusign at the end of the submissions form and you give me the rights to use your video exclusively or non-exclusively.

所以，你在提交表格的最後籤一個小小的該死的 docusign，你就給了我獨家或非獨家使用你的視頻的權利。

Exclusively can help more because I've got a bit of a bigger vision for Ozzy Man's video licensing, which is another channel you can subscribe to as well.

獨家可以提供更多幫助，因為我對 Ozzy Man 的視頻授權有更大的願景，這也是你們可以訂閱的另一個頻道。

Go click subscribe on that and I want content creators, other content creators to be able to use the shit I build in a library without fear.

點擊訂閱，我希望內容創作者和其他內容創作者能夠毫無顧忌地使用我在資料庫中創建的內容。

Without fear of fucking copyright takedowns and redirecting all the revenue via claims and shit.

不用擔心版權被侵佔，也不用擔心通過索賠和其他方式將所有收入轉走。

There's no way to talk about it in a quick manner.

But anyway, ozzyman.com that fucking ozzyman.com slash submit.

但無論如何，ozzyman.com 那個該死的 ozzyman.com slash 提交。

再見，再見，再見，再見，再見。

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