Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Are you a friend of Rachel's?

你是瑞秋的朋友嗎？

Yes, yes I am.

是的，是的，我是。

Are you a friend of Rachel's?

你是瑞秋的朋友嗎？

Actually, I'm kind of a, you know, a date type thing of Rachel's.

事實上，我是瑞秋的約會對象

A date?

約會？

Yeah, I'm her date.

是啊，我是她的約會對象

Oh, oh you're, oh you're the date.

哦，哦，你是，哦，你是約會對象。

You know, this is actually good because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.

你知道，這其實是件好事，因為如果我們失去了羅斯，我們還有一個備用的。

Oh, you are the paleontologist.

哦，你是古生物學家。

Yes, yes I am.

是的，是的，我是。

And you are a periodontist.

你是牙周病醫生

See, now they're as different as night and later that night.

你看，現在他們就像黑夜和後半夜一樣不同。

Well, I am going to get a beverage.

好吧，我去拿點飲料。

It was nice, nice meeting you.

很高興見到你

Ditto.

同上。

I, well, I met Ross.

我遇見了羅斯

Hey, I didn't know we were seeing other people.

嘿，我不知道我們在和別人約會。

Well, we're not seeing each other.

好吧，我們不見面了。

Huh.

咦？

So.

那麼

Well, for your information, there's a woman at the museum who's curator of moths and other winged things.

告訴你吧 博物館裡有個女館長 專門研究飛蛾和其他有翅膀的東西

Who's let it be known that she is drawn to me much like a, well, you know.

她讓人知道，她對我的吸引力就像，嗯，你知道的。

Well, so far I've been keeping her at bay, but if this is the deal.

到目前為止，我一直在她的海灣， 但如果這是交易，

Well, yeah, this is the deal.

是的，就是這樣。

Okay, well, have a nice evening.

好吧，祝你晚上過得愉快

Thank you.

謝謝。

Ross, are you ready?

羅斯，準備好了嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Bye.

再見。

Bye.

再見。

Bye.

再見。

She's dating?

她在約會？

She's dating?

她在約會？

Yes, yes, but did you see who she was dating?

是的，是的，但你看到她在和誰約會了嗎？

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

Do you not see it?

你沒看到嗎？

See what?

看到什麼？

I don't know what she sees in that goober.

我不知道她看上那個笨蛋哪一點了。

And it takes him, what, like, like, I don't know, uh, hello, a week to get out a sentence?

他花了多少時間，比如，比如，我不知道，呃，你好，一個星期才能說出一句話？

Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?

是啊，很煩人，不是嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross?

嘿，我們現在有一些樂趣，呵呵，羅斯？

Want to do another one?

想再來一次嗎？

Huh, Ross?

羅斯？

Okay, 11 letters.

好的，11個字母

Atomic element number 101 ends in eum.

原子序數 101 以 eum 結尾。

Dysprosium.

鏑

Dysprosium.

鏑

Tremendilevium.

Tremendilevium.

And weenie number two has it.

在二號臘腸那裡

Unless, of course, Nine Down Nights in White Satin was sung by the Doody Blues.

當然，除非《白緞九夜》是由杜迪-布魯斯演唱的。

Wait, you don't see it?

等等，你沒看到？

You actually don't see it?

你真的看不出來嗎？

What?

什麼？

Okay, honey, you're dating Ross.

好吧，親愛的，你約會羅斯。

No, babes, I'm dating Russ.

不，寶貝們，我在和拉斯約會。

Russ is Ross.

羅斯就是羅斯。

Russ Ross.

羅斯-羅斯

Steve Sleeve.

史蒂夫-套筒

Okay, no one is named Sleeve.

好吧，沒有人叫袖子。

Baby, what the hell are you talking about?

寶貝，你到底在說什麼？

Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.

除了名字相似之外，很抱歉，我看不出你看到了什麼。

For your information, it's a card sharp, not a card shark.

告訴你，它是卡片利器，不是卡片鯊魚。

You could not be more wrong.

你錯得離譜了。

You could try, but you would not be successful.

你可以試試，但不會成功。

Okay, I'm going to get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.

好了，我要再去喝點咖啡，免得又是掐又是瞪的。

I know what your problem is.

我知道你的問題所在。

Oh, you do, do you?

哦，是這樣嗎？

Mm-hmm.

嗯

You're jealous.

你嫉妒了

Of what?

什麼？

You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.

你嫉妒我是個真正的醫生。

Hey, you're a doctor of gums.

嘿，你可是牙齦醫生。

That's the smallest body part you can major in.

這是你能主修的最小的身體部位。

It's like day one floss, day two, here's your diploma.

就像第一天用牙線，第二天，這是你的畢業證書。

Now, you listen.

現在，你聽著。

No, no, let me finish.

不，不，讓我說完。

No, let me finish.

不，讓我說完。

No, you let me finish.

不，你讓我說完

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Ew.

Ew.

Ew.

Ew.

Ew.

Ew.

Ew.

Ew.