Oh, hey.

哦，嘿

Hey, what have you guys been up to?

嘿，你們在忙什麼呢？

Oh, we went to a self-defense class today.

哦，我們今天去學了防身術。

Wow.

哇

Yeah.

是啊

Kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of you.

一上午都在踢別人的襠部，真的什麼鳥氣都沒了。

Takes it out of you.

呵那是你覺得

Yeah.

是啊

Now, now, we can kick anybody's ass.

現在，現在，我們可以踢任何人的屁股。

Yeah.

是啊

After one class?

一堂課之後？

I don't think so.

我不這麼認為。

What?

什麼？

You want to see me self-defend myself?

你想看我自衛嗎？

Go over there and pretend you're a sexual predator.

到那邊去，假裝你是一個性掠奪者。

Go on, I dare you.

來啊，我看你敢不敢。

Of course you could defend yourself from an attack you know is coming.

當然，你可以在明知攻擊即將來臨的情況下進行自衛。

That's not enough.

這還不夠。

Look, I studied karate for a long time.

聽著，我學空手道很久了。

And there's a concept you should really be familiar with.

有一個概念你應該要非常熟悉。

It's what the Japanese call unagi.

就是日本人所說的Unagi。

Isn't that a kind of sushi?

那不是壽司的一種嗎？

No, it's a concept.

不，這是一個概念。

Yeah, it is, it is.

是的，就是這樣，就是這樣。

It's freshwater eel.

是淡水鰻魚。

All right, maybe it means that, too.

好吧，也許也是這個意思。

Oh, I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.

哦，我現在真想吃個鮭魚握壽司。

No, fine, get attacked.

不，好吧，被攻擊。

I don't even care.

我根本不在乎。

Come on, Ross, we're sorry.

來吧，羅斯，我們很抱歉。

Please tell us what it is.

請告訴我們是什麼。

Unagi is a state of total awareness.

Unagi 是一種完全覺知的狀態。

Okay?

好嗎？

Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.

只有做到真正的 "Unagi"，才能為可能遇到的任何危險做好準備。

You mean in case someone's trying to eat your bamboo sleeping mat or your kettle of fish?

你是說萬一有人想偷你的榻榻米或魚壺？

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.

All I'm saying is, it's one thing being prepared for an attack against, like, each other.

我想說的是，準備好互相攻擊是一回事。

Whole nother story, being prepared for an attack,

為襲擊做好準備則是另一回事、

I don't know, like...

我不知道，就像...

Surprise!

驚喜吧

All right, you knew that was coming, but that doesn't mean you have unagi.

好吧，你知道會這樣，但這並不意味著你有Unagi。

Ooh, you know what?

哦，你知道嗎？

If we made reservations, we could have unagi in about a half hour.

如果我們提前預訂，大約半小時就能吃到鰻魚。

That was good.

這很好。

Danger! Danger!

危險危險！

What the hell was that?

那是什麼鬼東西？

A lesson in the importance of unagi.

瞭解Unagi的重要性。

You're a freak.

你是個怪胎

Perhaps.

也許吧。

Now I'm curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?

現在我很好奇，在那些少女的尖叫聲中，你會在什麼時候開始踢我的屁股？

All right, so we weren't prepared.

好吧，我們沒有準備好。

I'm sorry I had to take such drastic measures but, look, I just want you guys to be safe.

很抱歉我不得不採取如此嚴厲的措施 但是，聽著，我只希望你們能平安無事

Danger!

危險！

Uh-huh, unagi.

Unagi

Danger!

危險！

Ah, salmon skin roll.

啊，鮭魚握壽司。

Pat Sajak.

帕特-薩賈克

Yep.

是的。

Alex Trebek.

亞歷克斯-特里貝克

Oh, of course.

哦，當然。

Chuck Woolery.

查克-伍勒裡

Definitely, Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host whose ass I cannot kick.

當然，菲比，你找不到一個我踢不爛屁股的遊戲節目主持人。

Oh!

哦！

Say it!

說吧

Say we are unagi!

說我們是鰻魚！

It's not something you are, it's something you have!

不是你是什麼，而是你擁有什麼！

Say it!

說吧

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I could easily get out of this, but there's a chance you could get very, very hurt!

我可以輕鬆脫身，但你有可能會受到非常非常大的傷害！

Oh!

哦！

Uh-huh, nowhere to run.

無處可逃

I don't like sitting up here.

我不喜歡坐在這裡

I'm gonna go over there.

我要去那邊

Wait till they got here first!

等等，是他們先到的

Why is Ross doing that?

羅斯為什麼要這麼做？

Danger!

危險！

Oh, my God!

我的天啊

Why is he jumping on those women?

他為什麼要撲向那些女人？

We should help them!

我們應該幫助他們！

I don't think they need any help.

我認為他們不需要任何幫助。

Ah!

啊！