Name: Unagi | 朋友 (Unagi | Friends)
Uploaded: 2024-12-17T04:32:35.000Z
Duration: 5 min

Oh, we went to a self-defense class today.

Kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of you.

一上午都在踢別人的襠部，真的什麼鳥氣都沒了。

現在，現在，我們可以踢任何人的屁股。

Go over there and pretend you're a sexual predator.

到那邊去，假裝你是一個性掠奪者。

Of course you could defend yourself from an attack you know is coming.

當然，你可以在明知攻擊即將來臨的情況下進行自衛。

And there's a concept you should really be familiar with.

有一個概念你應該要非常熟悉。

Oh, I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.

哦，我現在真想吃個鮭魚握壽司。

Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.

只有做到真正的 "Unagi"，才能為可能遇到的任何危險做好準備。

You mean in case someone's trying to eat your bamboo sleeping mat or your kettle of fish?

你是說萬一有人想偷你的榻榻米或魚壺？

All I'm saying is, it's one thing being prepared for an attack against, like, each other.

我想說的是，準備好互相攻擊是一回事。

Whole nother story, being prepared for an attack,

為襲擊做好準備則是另一回事、

All right, you knew that was coming, but that doesn't mean you have unagi.

好吧，你知道會這樣，但這並不意味著你有Unagi。

If we made reservations, we could have unagi in about a half hour.

如果我們提前預訂，大約半小時就能吃到鰻魚。

Now I'm curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?

現在我很好奇，在那些少女的尖叫聲中，你會在什麼時候開始踢我的屁股？

I'm sorry I had to take such drastic measures but, look, I just want you guys to be safe.

很抱歉我不得不採取如此嚴厲的措施 但是，聽著，我只希望你們能平安無事

Definitely, Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host whose ass I cannot kick.

當然，菲比，你找不到一個我踢不爛屁股的遊戲節目主持人。

It's not something you are, it's something you have!

不是你是什麼，而是你擁有什麼！

I could easily get out of this, but there's a chance you could get very, very hurt!

我可以輕鬆脫身，但你有可能會受到非常非常大的傷害！

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