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It's the most nonsense time of the year They gave me a special, they said it would test well as if I had fear It's the most nonsense time of the year It's the ho, ho, hoeyest special of all The champagne is bubbling on tundras are doubling when I deck your halls It's the ho, ho, hoeyest special of all There'll be songs all crescendoing, hot innuendoing Dancers who flex and keep time There'll be wit for the smarties And you know the best part is it's all on Netflix's dime No, seriously, they told me I could have an unlimited budget as long as I go viral, so I'm gonna break the set just to do it!
這是一年中最胡鬧的時刻 他們給了我一個特別節目 他們說這將會很好地測試出我的恐懼 這是一年中最胡鬧的時刻 這是嗬嗬、嗬嗬、嗬嗬的特別節目 當我裝飾你們的大廳時 香檳在凍土層上冒著泡泡你知道最棒的是，這一切都是Netflix的錢 不，說真的，他們告訴我，只要我紅了，我就可以擁有無限的預算，所以我要打破常規，只為做到這一點！
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My leg!
我的腿
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It'll be fine.
沒事的
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It's the most nonsense time of the year If you're hot and you're young And your stocking's well hung by the chimney with care It's the most nonsense time of the year They'll be singing, ingesting, celebrity guesting Huge packages under the tree I'll be playing my bangers with elf doppelgangers So please, please, please have faith in me There are comedy specials And there are music specials And there are holiday specials But who does musical comedy holiday specials?
這是一年中最胡鬧的時刻 如果你年輕火辣，你的長襪被精心掛在煙囪旁 這是一年中最胡鬧的時刻 他們會唱歌，會吃東西，會有名人做嘉賓 樹下有大禮包 我會和小精靈二重身一起玩我的砰砰樂 所以，請，請，請對我有信心 有喜劇特輯，有音樂特輯，有節日特輯 但誰會做音樂喜劇節日特輯呢？
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A lot of people.
很多人
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But do those specials have celebrity guests?
但這些特別節目有明星嘉賓嗎？
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Yes, they do!
是的，他們有！
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Everyone with a musical comedy holiday special does them with celebrity guests, and this is one of those.
每個製作音樂喜劇節日特輯的人都會邀請明星嘉賓，這就是其中之一。
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There'll be divas so stunning In seasonal punning In costumes in red and in green You can watch with your aunties I might mention panties But don't fret, it's TV4T Which means I'm allowed to say fuck three times.
你可以和你的阿姨們一起看，我可能會提到內褲，但別擔心，這是 TV4T，這意味著我可以說三次 "操"。
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Fuck.
媽的
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Just one left.
只剩一個了
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Anyways.
不管怎麼說
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Here we are!
我們到了
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We've arrived at my set.
我們到我的佈景了。
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Isn't this cute?
是不是很可愛？
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It's exactly what my house looked like growing up.
這正是我長大後家裡的樣子。
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A tree, three walls, and a live studio audience.
一棵樹、三面牆和演播室的現場觀眾。
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It's the most nonsense time of the year Well, I've learned all my blocking So please stuff my stocking with holiday cheer It's the most nonsense time Yes, the most nonsense time What's a third really good rhyme Of the year?
這是一年中最胡鬧的時候 好了，我已經學會了所有的阻攔，所以請在我的襪子裡塞滿節日的歡樂 這是一年中最胡鬧的時候 是的，最胡鬧的時候 今年第三首真正的好童謠是什麼？
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You're in luck!
你很幸運！
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I've trimmed my tree just for you Let's start the show!
我專門為你修剪了我的樹，讓我們開始表演吧！
