You like being a basketball player?

你喜歡當籃球運動員嗎？

You serious?

你是認真的嗎？

I choked.

我哽咽了。

I didn't think you'd look up here at me.

我沒想到你會抬頭看我。

A little preparation next time.

下次稍作準備。

It's a Mitchell game.

這是一場米切爾的比賽。

Can we note it?

我們能記錄下來嗎？

All right.

好吧

These seats are amazing.

這些座椅太棒了。

Why you have candy coming out of your hand?

為什麼你手裡會有糖果？

No, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不。

I brought my own snacks.

我自己帶了點心。

Not because I'm cheap.

不是因為我小氣。

It's a matter of principle.

這是一個原則問題。

Plus, I get a little rush from the danger.

此外，我還能從危險中獲得一點快感。

Be cool.

酷一點

Be cool.

酷一點

Be cool.

酷一點

Just look straight ahead.

直視前方。

I've never felt more alive.

我從未感到如此生機勃勃。

Whoo!

Whoo！

Okay, I just made it worse.

好吧，我只是把事情弄得更糟了。

I'm not freaking out, though.

不過，我並不害怕。

I'm gonna call your dad, and he's gonna tell me how to fix this.

我給你爸爸打電話 他會告訴我怎麼解決這個問題的 I'm gonna call your dad, and he's gonna tell me how to fix this.

Oh, my God!

我的天啊

It's Dad!

是爸爸

Where?

在哪裡？

Right there, behind Colby!

就在那兒 科爾比後面

Oh!

哦！

Oh, my God!

我的天啊

How weird is this?

這有多奇怪？

Quick, quick.

快，快

Tell me something to say that'll freak him out.

告訴我一些能嚇到他的話

Tell him I'm pregnant.

告訴他我懷孕了

No, I'm not gonna say that.

不，我不會這麼說。

Well, here we go.

好了，我們開始吧。

How funny is this?

這有多有趣？

Hey, it's Phil.

嘿，我是菲爾

You know what to do.

你知道該怎麼做。

Well, that was pretty funny.

嗯，還真有趣。

Ooh, the kiss cam.

哦，吻凸輪。

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the camera was on us and then the crowd started...

如果鏡頭對準我們，然後人群開始......那豈不是很尷尬？

Crowds aren't related.

人群沒有關係。

Not by blood.

不是血緣關係

Touch me, and there will be blood.

碰我，就會流血。

Not us.

不是我們。

What's wrong with you?

你怎麼了？

It's the kiss cam.

是親吻攝像頭

When it lands on you, you're supposed to kiss.

當它落在你身上時，你應該親吻它。

This is my wife's dad's second wife, so legally okay, but still weird.

這是我妻子父親的第二任妻子，所以法律上沒問題，但還是很奇怪。

That was awkward.

太尷尬了

And we're back.

我們回來了

Oh.

哦。

Hey, come on, it's not a big deal.

嘿，別這樣，這沒什麼大不了的。

I'm glad for caller ID, so you don't have to talk to your wife.

我很高興有來電顯示，這樣你就不用跟你老婆說話了。

Oh, we're gonna talk, mister.

我們得談談 先生

We're gonna talk and talk.

我們要好好談談

Dad, Mom saw you on TV.

爸爸，媽媽在電視上看到你了

You're dead.

你死定了

Here's the thing.

事情是這樣的

The kiss cam is only supposed to be for the enjoyment of the people at the game.

接吻攝像頭只是為了讓現場觀眾欣賞比賽。

They never show that on TV.

電視上可從來沒播過。

What people do in the privacy of their own sports arena should be their own business.

人們在自己的體育場館裡做什麼，應該是他們自己的事。

I know you're mad at me, and I know this foam finger can't make up for everything.

我知道你生我的氣，我也知道這根保麗龍手指無法彌補一切。

Honey, you just go change, and we'll talk about what you did later.

親愛的，你先去換衣服，我們一會兒再談你做了什麼。

Okay, hey, thank you so much for those tickets.

好的，謝謝你的票

Gloria tells me you had a real good time.

格洛麗亞告訴我你玩得很開心。

Not really.

其實不然。

No, I didn't.

不，我沒有。

God, I love your daughter.

上帝啊，我愛你女兒。

Oh, I should come by and kiss that step.

哦，我應該過來親親那臺階。

Fix that step.

修復該步驟。

The picture can't happen today.

這幅畫不可能出現在今天。

My pimple's getting worse.

我的痘痘越來越嚴重了

Oh, honey, I am so sorry.

哦，親愛的，我很抱歉。

Can you stand?

你能站起來嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Well, then the picture's happening.

好吧，那就拍吧。

It's all anybody's gonna see.

大家都會看到的

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

我可不這麼認為。

Did you take a look at her dress?

你看了她的裙子嗎？

What?

什麼？

Why would I look at her dress?

我為什麼要看她的裙子？

I love you.

我愛你

Uh, Mrs. Dunphy, the sun is setting.

鄧菲太太 太陽快下山了

Oh, okay, yeah, this is happening.

哦，好吧，是的，這正在發生。

Everybody, come on, let's go.

大家快走吧

Mona, be careful.

莫娜，小心點

I stained some furniture out there this afternoon.

我今天下午在那裡給一些傢俱上了色。

Of course you did, Dad.

當然了，爸爸

Anything else I need to know about, maybe the neighbors on either side are having a paintball fight.

還有什麼我需要知道的，也許兩邊的鄰居正在打彩彈。

Now, watch this.

現在，請看這個。

Dad, in his infinite wisdom, stained furniture today.

爸爸用他無窮的智慧，在今天給傢俱染色。

Don't touch it.

別碰它

It's wet.

它是溼的。

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

快，快，快

Put that down, sweetheart.

把槍放下 親愛的

Okay, okay, we got it.

好的，好的，我們知道了

Now, we're gonna go out here.

現在，我們要去這裡。

Oh, my God, are you kidding me?

天啊，你在開玩笑嗎？

How do you turn the sprinklers on?

如何打開灑水器？

Ay, of course, because I'm Latina.

當然，因為我是拉丁裔。

I'm supposed to know everything about gardening and sprinklers.

我應該對園藝和灑水器瞭如指掌。

You were here when they installed it.

他們安裝的時候你也在

Ay, yeah.

唉，是啊。

Ay, the box is across the yard.

唉，箱子就在院子對面。

You mean, you know, soaking wet yard?

你是說，你知道，溼透的院子？

That's great.

好極了

We are screwed.

我們完蛋了。

No, we're not.

不，我們沒有。

We haven't unwrapped our secret weapon yet.

我們的祕密武器還沒拆封呢。

Luke walks over there, Hurt Locker style, flips the switch, and boom, or not boom, water off.

盧克走過去，用 "傷害鎖 "的方式，打開開關，"嘣 "的一聲，或者不是 "嘣 "的一聲，水就被關掉了。

Put the he in hero, son.

把 "他 "寫進英雄裡，孩子

Oh.

哦。

Hurt Locker, it's more like Squirt Locker.

Hurt Locker，更像是 Squirt Locker。

Really?

真的嗎？

That wasn't funny?

這不好笑嗎？

I actually pity you guys.

其實我很同情你們。

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不。

No time to celebrate.

沒時間慶祝了

Stop it!

別說了