Hi.

你好。

Who wants French toast?

誰想要法式吐司？

Oh, I'll have some.

哦，我也來點。

Me too.

我也是。

Eggs and milk in the fridge.

冰箱裡有雞蛋和牛奶

Thanks.

謝謝。

Ow.

噢

Oh, what's the matter, honey?

哦，怎麼了，親愛的？

I don't know.

我不知道。

My hand feels weird.

我的手感覺怪怪的。

I guess it's because I'm engaged.

我猜是因為我訂婚了。

Oh.

哦。

How long before that starts getting annoying?

還要多久才會開始讓人討厭？

It starts.

開始了。

Yeah, so let's actually get started on the wedding plans.

是啊，那我們就開始籌備婚禮吧。

Okay.

好的

Already?

已經開始了？

Yeah, we got a lot to do.

是的，我們有很多事要做。

We got to think about the flowers, the caterers, the music.

我們要考慮鮮花、餐飲和音樂。

Oh, I got some thoughts on the music.

哦，我對音樂有些想法。

Oh, check it out. Chandler, too many cooks.

哦，你看 錢德，廚師太多了

Take it from me.

聽我說

As the groom, all I have to do is show up and try to say the right name.

作為新郎，我所要做的就是出現，並試著說出正確的名字。

Okay.

好的

What in God's name is that?

這算什麼？

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

The wedding book?

婚書？

I haven't seen that since the fourth grade.

我從四年級起就沒見過這種場面了。

This baby has got everything.

這個寶貝無所不能。

Take, you know, locations, for instance.

就拿地點來說吧。

First organized alphabetically, then geographically, then by square footage.

首先按字母順序排列，然後按地理位置排列，最後按平方英尺排列。

That is so smart.

太聰明瞭

Break it off.

斷絕關係。

Break it off now.

現在就分手吧

All right, so I haven't cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.

好吧，我還沒和父母算清預算，但告訴我這對音樂有什麼好處。

Okay.

好的

All right, a string quartet for the processional, a jazz trio for cocktails, the Bay City Rollers for dancing.

好吧，遊行用絃樂四重奏，雞尾酒用爵士三重奏，跳舞用海灣城市滾石樂隊。

Wait.

等等。

That was for my sixth grade wedding.

那是為我六年級的婚禮準備的。

Well, you couldn't get them anyway.

反正你也拿不到。

I mean, Ian doesn't even play anymore, and Derek.

伊恩已經不玩了 德里克也不玩了

Well, Derek is a name I shouldn't know.

嗯，德里克這個名字我不應該知道。

Hey, Mom, do you have another pillow?

嘿，媽媽，你還有枕頭嗎？

You know, something a little snugglier?

你知道，一些更舒適的東西？

Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?

你為什麼在這裡打盹，而不是在你家？

The duck.

鴨子

What, the duck?

什麼，鴨子？

What the hell did the damn duck do now?

這隻該死的鴨子又做了什麼？

Uh, well, he did not.

呃，他沒有。

Get sick somewhere in there, and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up.

在那裡的某個地方生病了，馬上就會被發現並妥善清理。

Now, do I get to look at this book, or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding?

現在，我能看看這本書嗎，還是隻有真正參與婚禮的人才能看？

Of course you can look at it.

你當然可以看看。

Yeah, I want your opinion, too.

是啊，我也想聽聽你的意見。

Okay.

好的

Here you go.

給你

What do you think about centerpieces?

您對中心裝飾有什麼看法？

Centerpieces.

中心裝飾

Yeah.

是啊

Roses or lilies?

玫瑰還是百合？

Definitely roses.

絕對是玫瑰。

Well, I just think they're a little bit more wedding-y, you know.

嗯，我只是覺得它們更像婚禮，你知道的。

But lilies are the clear choice.

但百合花顯然是首選。

Oh, like, yeah.

是啊

It's like one mind.

這就像一心同體。

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

Guys, guys.

夥計們，夥計們

You gotta let me nap.

你得讓我打個盹。

I'm gonna get cranky.

我要發脾氣了

Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall.

喬伊，大廳對面有一個很好的沙發。

Yes, it is perfectly good.

是的，它非常好。

And it is not one of the places the duck got sick.

而且鴨子生病的地方也不在這裡。

What?

什麼？

All right, I'm gonna go.

好了，我要走了

Joey, what did the duck do?

喬伊，那隻鴨子做了什麼？

I don't know, but he did not eat your face cream.

我不知道，但他沒有吃你的面霜。